Board 8 > Danga Ronpa Game Topic 7 - In which KCF eats mixed nuts

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"As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero." -Vaarsuvius, Order of the Stick

Thanks Sceptile for the great soundtrack for those final moments

well, whoever wins, just remember

we all lose

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Tom wouldn't lurk just for this game. UCA and all.

(for playing a haguile game)

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From: _Regaro_ | #396
but it's the chance to be a hero and take down the supervilian kanzaris with me

D:

Man, if I'm your supervillain your story sucks and you should revolt IMO.

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Ugh, I don't have anything concrete against anyone, so I'm going with my gut and taking a gamble on this:

##Vote Ryoko: Maria

This sucks.

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##Unvote: Ryoko
##Vote: Ryoko: Kanz

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http://last.fm/user/ShadosNeko

So. Let’s find the culprit.

First off, as I’ve said before, Ryoko was not murdered on Night 2. Her body was found in the washing machine by Maria, yet Silver used it and saw nothing. Furthermore, she fed Regaro’s lion with chocolate before he got to it. No one else could have fed the lion without being eaten, because as Regaro has said, the lion probably would’ve even eaten him if it was hungry enough. You would need great agility and the ability to feed it from a distance…which only the Spider-Man can do.

This puts her as the very first person on the 2nd floor. So, on Night 2, Ryoko was on the 2nd floor. Do you really think there was enough time for to feed the lion come back to Floor 1, and then get murdered? Unlikely.

But let’s assume she was somehow still murdered on Night 1. This means that the body and fat suit were stashed somewhere where we didn’t find, despite all our investigating. Unlikely, isn’t it? Furthermore, it would also mean that the person moved the body and fat suit to the laundry room at a later date, without any of us noticing. Considering how bulky the fat suit is, how dangerous that action would be, and how pointless it would have been, that’s equally unlikely.

To put it simply, Ryoko was alive past Night 2. All the evidence pointed towards her being alive before the trial vote ended and we got plot twist’d. We weren’t wrong on that, we were simply…tricked.
Let me switch gears for a second. Silver did not found Ryoko’s body in the laundry room. That means that Maria lied about finding her in the laundry room. But why would she do that, unless…well, you know where I’m going with this.

I confirmed with Haguile that, from the start of the Ryoko trial vote to the end of the Ryoko trial vote, there were 16 hours of time. Maria and Justin escaped from the vents before the trial vote ended. That gave them…quite a bit of time to do basically whatever they wanted to, didn’t it? JC wasn’t even an issue for Maria, as he died as soon as the trial vote ended. All Maria had to do was trick him into thinking she hadn’t found Ryoko, and he would be out of the way soon enough. And Maria is the only one that could’ve killed Ryoko , as Ryoko was likely hiding in the women’s changing room the whole time, the only place safe to her. Remember that we didn’t even know that Maria was a girl until recently; who knows how long Ryoko has been in there? That also would’ve made it very easy to hide from Justin.

As for that video Maria sent us….well, when you kill someone by stabbing them, it’s very likely that blood would get on your clothes. How fortunate that Maria’s video showed her bare feet, while avoiding pointing the camera at the mirror in her bathroom. In a rush, she simply took her clothes off and did some clever camera work to obfuscate the situation.

Of course, these are all guesses. Very educated guesses, but little can be directly proved and shown to be hard evidence. Except…rigor mortis. I confirmed with Haguile that Ryoko’s body was lying flat on the table. Maria claimed that Ryoko had been killed at least a day ago, but not only does her inability to do an autopsy show that she has no right making that claim, but the way rigor mortis works makes that impossible. If Ryoko was in the washing machine, rigor mortis would have solidified her in a curled-up position, not flat. Even further, if Ryoko had been killed on Night 2 and then stuffed into the washing machine later, her body wouldn’t have fit, as rigor mortis would’ve prevented the killer from position her limbs in the right way! That means it’s impossible for her to have been killed over a day ago; she must have been murdered recently.

Some people said this isn't solvable, but I disagree. The evidence in rigor mortis and the contradictions in maria's lies point to only one solution!

Maria is the murderer! She killed Ryoko during the trial!

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Black Turtle did a pretty good job.

TRIAL HAS ENDED. Do .Not. Post. Results coming up soon. Just recounting votes to make sure I got everything right.

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Black Turtle did a pretty good job.

I see, any time now, then.

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Oh, I am one yet many.

##Ryoko: Maria

'may as well'

I trust KP

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##Vote: Ryoko's killer, Maria

/facepalm

Sigh. If it has to be like this...

##Unvote
##Vote: Ryoko's Killer: Maria

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So I lied about my vote being final, haha. Take that Haguile.

Trial ended yo

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Black Turtle did a pretty good job.

Congrats, KP.

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...This is amazing. Three people missed the deadline.

Yeah, he said 8:31, it was still technically 8:31.

##Unvote: Ryoko
##Vote: Ryoko: Maria

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http://last.fm/user/ShadosNeko

And yeah, trial is over. Looks like me, KP, and Solf are the winners.

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which one's green, broccoli or cauliflower?
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From: Dark_Spiral | #416
So I lied about my vote being final, haha. Take that Haguile.

oh, the irony

From: Haguile | #419
...This is amazing. Three people missed the deadline.

and I even provided a convenient countdown

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"As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero." -Vaarsuvius, Order of the Stick

Sadly for you, it is now too late to change votes.

So this means KP, Maria and me are the only victors, right?

And yeah, congrats, KP. You played a really good game.

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Nope. Still had time to spare.

I would feel bad about not helping except I already gave like 2/3 of those points in the topic and nobody believed me.

My only regret is not saving Scooby Doo.

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Black Turtle did a pretty good job.

Thanks, guys.

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Black Turtle did a pretty good job.

And the deadline was 8:31:00. I doublechecked with Haguile.

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From: Dark_Spiral | Posted: 3/22/2012 8:33:28 PM | #425
Nope. Still had time to spare.

No. You did not. 8:31 means 8:31:00. Don't rules lawyer me. And everybody shut up and stop posting until I get the results.

I wanted that laptop that had Biscuit as an AI ;_;

that would've been 'too good'

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Trial ends tomorrow at 8:31.

[This message was deleted at the request of the original poster]

My intention was to vote at the last possible second, so it seems everything worked out perfectly.

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Ruh rohhhhh

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414

31:50.

And if you guys had checked the previous topic, you would have noticed the trial started exactly on 8:31:00. So technically, you had until 8:30:59 to vote. I checked.

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From: Sceptilesolar | #432
your bad logic aside, you posted that on 8:32, not :31 at all.

The latest vote was still at 31. Just clearing that up - this point is not arguable, just whether 31:XX counts.

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Anyways, as well played as that was

Ridiculous dick move

ridiculous

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So was this planned out among you guys?

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"As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero." -Vaarsuvius, Order of the Stick

xfd
This is better than fiction.

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Oh, I am one yet many.

KP wasn't part of the plan.

I worked with Maria for most of the trial, yes.

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When you have nothing to say, quote yourself ~ Solfadore

Nothing was planned out.

2/3 of what I layed out in that post was already said by me throughout the topics. I even voted Lisel early on and never changed it. You guys simply didn't believe me!

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Black Turtle did a pretty good job.

Hope I did a good job wasting everyone's time with pointless questions, jokes and theories!

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From: Solfadore | #441
KP wasn't part of the plan.

I worked with Maria for most of the trial, yes.

Gotcha.

Still, this means that 'accomplices' are actually a viable strategy, like you did here. Didn't think that was possible.

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"As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero." -Vaarsuvius, Order of the Stick

Good game all. :) Vote doesn't count.

I think I just had a string of bad luck this game that wouldn't go away.

Read this because goddamit DANGAN RONPA:

The nine alive players remaining all stared at each other—with the exception of Maria, who was present through a walkie talkie—as the trial drew to a close. Things were heating up, and it was Regaro who took the first shot.
“I declare,” he said proudly, “that my lion killed that damn Dexter who killed my lion. They died killing each other. SCREW YOU DEXTER!”
Correct. Dexter's death happened via no culprit/lion.
Now, they were at a slightly more complicated murder. Who had poisoned Biscuit, the greatest wrestler in the world? Nobody knew. For a while, it seemed as though the truth would be forever lost, but then...
“SCOOBY DOOBIE DOO!”
All eyes turned to the one and only Dog Detective.
“Scooby knows the answer! This is how it went! Last night, the serial killer dressed like a monster—“
“Wait, what?” asked Spiral, also known as Shaggy for some bizarre reason.
“Then Fred laid out some traps—“
“What,” said KP.
“Then he poisoned the water bottle and Scooby Doobie Biscuit drank it!”
“Oh.”
“Isn't that right...”


“MR. KCF, KFC, THE CYANIDE CHICKEN?”
KCF crumbles upon his own guilt, screaming out his last words.
“"My only regrets are not winning that Best Pool Modification Award and not spending more time with Mr. Boneeeeeeeeees!”
Then, Scooby glances at everyone and howls, “SCOOBY DOOBIE DOOOOOO!”
“Well done Scoob,” says Regaro. “You deserve a Scooby Snack. Hell, a whole box.”
Then, they turned back to the final killer. They didn't know who it was, so it was time to vote. They all went down, one by one. Spiral fell down, dead. Regaro fell down, dead. Their votes were killing them one by one...
“Ahhhh it's useless, it's all useless!”
All eyes turned to Kamikaze.
“This isn't over! HERE'S MY BLUE TRUTH!”
“Wrong gam—“
“SCREW YOU I'LL BLUE TRUTH YOUR ASS IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP YOU BEAR. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED: Ryoko was alive for the first four days...she was killed [i]during[/i] the trial! THAT'S RIGHT! THAT'S HOW THAT IMPOSSIBLE ALIBI EXISTED! The spider-woman climbed to the second floor and remained hidden for a long time. Then, during her missing trial, the culprit found her and stabbed her in the heart. The proof of this is her time of death. The stiffness in the body, the body showing up inside the washing machine, rigor mortis...It all indicates the same thing! Isn't that right?”

KP stumbled toward the corridor, the injuries from the lion and etc getting to him. Then, with a heroic effort, he pointed dramatically at the killer. It seemed as though he, crippled by the lion, wouldn't be able to continue. However, Solfadore, suffering from the cyanide, held him up! Then, the two walked up toward the first floor...

“Isn't that right...MARIA?”
“Oh well,” said Maria, laughing like an evil maniac. “Looks like I have been found out. Too bad your friends died because they trusted me too much. HO. HO HO.”
“You are not Santa. Also why are you naked?”
“And you are not Batman. And why not?”
“Shut up. This...this isn't over!”
“Oh, it is over alright,” said Maria, turning back and walking away from the scene. “ I have graduated, you know. Maybe, since I'm apparently a master criminal and you are a master detective, we'll meet again in the future. Maybe.”

Maria left, leaving behind KP and Solfadore, who struggled to use the medical kit that just baerly arrived on time to save his own life. All of a sudden, Monobear appears.
“Well, you are one of this game's winners. What is your wish?”
“...I get a wish?”
“...Sure why not.”
“I WANT...

From: Dark_Spiral | Posted: 3/22/2012 7:37:46 PM | #445
Good game all. :) Vote doesn't count.

yeah I had this clarified pretty much as soon as I put it down

Anyways, all the credit to Maria for actually pulling it off, but it doesn't even border on unfair when Ryoko goes into that trial alive, we all vote that she's alive, and she dies mid-trial. It just is unfair

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....SCOOBY BACK! SCOOBY. SCOOBY BACK. SCOOBY BACK. SCOOBY SNACK.”
“Well okay.”
Scooby Doo, despite having died, was miraculously brought back to life. Because nobody wants to see Scooby Doo dead. I mean he's goddamn Scooby Doo.
“Well Scoob,” said Kamikaze, glancing at the horizon. “We have a new case. And a new archenemy.”
“ZOINKS!”
“That's right Sco--...Shaggy?”
“Scooby Doobie Doo!”
--The End?--

SBM(Super High School Level Spy)
Dexter28(Super High School Level Psychic)--DEAD
Ushiromiya Kamikaze(Super High School Level Vanilla)
Solfadore((Super High School Level Inflatable Boat Master)--DEAD
Eternal Rival(KCF)(Super High School Level Serial Killer)--DEAD
shadosneko(Super High School Level Scooby Doo)--DEAD(BUT CAME BACK TO LIFE EVEN THOUGH HE LOST THE GAME BECAUSE HE'S SCOOBY DOO)
Tom(Super High School Level Zombie--DEAD
Regaro(Super High School Level Lion Tamer)--DEAD
Kanz(Super High School Level Runner)--DEAD
Ryoko(Super High School Level Fat Girl)--DEAD
Sceptile(Super High School Level Avenger)--DEAD
Silverline182V(Super High School Level Alchemist)--DEAD
saveus_Maria(Super High School Level CSI)
Biscuit(Super High School Level Pro Wrestler)--DEAD
JC(Super High School Level Surfer)--DEAD
Spiral(Super High School Level Journalist) –DEAD

Winners:
Saveus_Maria
Graduated Via: Murder.
Directly/Indirectly Responsible for the deaths of: 12 people
Kamikaze_Potato
Graduated Via: Last Man Standing
Outlived: 12 people
Solfadore:
Graduated Via: Last Man Standing
Outlived: 12 people

It is unfair. A lot of the game was unfair, but that's just how it goes. Biscuit literally was going to throw his bat at me to push me into the guns if I didn't drop my pepper spray. The fact the fight spilled out that far was bad.