Board 8 > If someone killed you, would your death make 24 hour news?

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Moddable_Fad
03/19/12 9:47:00 PM
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I'm pretty cute. I think I would be on TV.

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MoogleKupo141
03/19/12 9:48:00 PM
#2:


I'm white, so yeah.

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DpObliVion
03/19/12 9:48:00 PM
#3:


I hope not.


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Yuffie4life
03/19/12 9:48:00 PM
#4:


I'm not white or a girl so no.

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AlecTrevelyan006
03/19/12 9:49:00 PM
#5:


From: MoogleKupo141 | #002
I'm white, so yeah.



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BIGPUN9999
03/19/12 9:58:00 PM
#6:


possibly. if I took my murderer with me

otherwise

From: Yuffie4life | #004
I'm not white or a girl so no.



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ViviffTheMobile
03/19/12 9:58:00 PM
#7:


Upon my death my family and friends have orders to report my death to as many media outlets as possible as a "well-known professional gaming champion".

So no.

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special_sauce
03/19/12 10:00:00 PM
#8:


From: MoogleKupo141 | #002
I'm white, so yeah.


plus I'm a kid

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Princess Anri
03/19/12 10:00:00 PM
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Most likely because I plan to go out with The Ultimate Suicide.

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OmarsComin
03/19/12 10:01:00 PM
#10:


is that chick from Alaska who got kidnapped making news all over the US, or is it just a big deal here?

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Shoenin_Kakashi
03/19/12 10:02:00 PM
#11:


Im kinda white but Mexican, but am completely irrelevant so no.

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The Real Truth
03/19/12 10:03:00 PM
#12:


From: OmarsComin | #010
is that chick from Alaska who got kidnapped making news all over the US, or is it just a big deal here?


I haven't heard about it. Probably because they're not sure how to scare people when Alaska is so far away.

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DpObliVion
03/19/12 10:03:00 PM
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From: Princess Anri | Posted: 3/20/2012 1:00:46 AM | #009
Most likely because I plan to go out with The Ultimate Suicide.


But if you were murdered, you wouldn't have been able to do The Ultimate Suicide.

But Board 8 would rally together in outrage that someone robbed you of that opportunity, so in that way your death would make 24 hour news.


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kevwaffles
03/19/12 10:04:00 PM
#14:


I'm secretly a robot. So if I'm killed in such a way to expose my circuitry, then yes.

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thundersheep
03/19/12 10:05:00 PM
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People don't get murdered too often in Canada, so yes. I'm pretty sure everyone who gets killed that isn't a gang member makes the news. (Most gang members also make the news, just pretty sure that it's not all of them)

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Princess Anri
03/19/12 10:06:00 PM
#16:


Oh, so now I don't even count as "someone."

Time to fill up the tub.

From: DpObliVion | #013
But Board 8 would rally together in outrage that someone robbed you of that opportunity, so in that way your death would make 24 hour news.


That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard.

I guess it can wait.

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Ace_Killjoy
03/19/12 10:09:00 PM
#17:


It: "Master, I have come to kill you."

Me: "I know." *Grabs wrench*

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Ness26
03/19/12 10:09:00 PM
#18:


From: DpObliVion | #013
But if you were murdered, you wouldn't have been able to do The Ultimate Suicide.


The topic says "If someone killed you." Yourself is certainly someone!

I think being beat by 2 minutes doesn't count as being Ninja'd. It's just sad.

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blindhobo13
03/19/12 10:09:00 PM
#19:


I guess if I died in a cool way then yeah.

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GenesisSaga
03/19/12 10:09:00 PM
#20:


Well I'm a girl, and a young, fairly attractive one at that so probably!

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Princess Anri
03/19/12 10:10:00 PM
#21:


Thanks, Ness.

You've always believed that I counted as a person and I won't forget that when I go out in a blaze of Froot Loops.

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X_Dante_X
03/19/12 10:12:00 PM
#22:


depends on how they killed me

or possibly who. I'm sure it'd make the news if like lady gaga randomly mowed me down with a shotgun in public

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DpObliVion
03/19/12 10:14:00 PM
#23:


I never said that you weren't "someone," I was just assuming that the topic implied murder!


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Dauntless Hunter
03/19/12 10:14:00 PM
#24:


No, it wouldn't

Because THE GOVERNMENT

And THE MEDIA

DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW

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mnkboy907
03/19/12 10:14:00 PM
#25:


From: X_Dante_X | #022
depends on how they killed me

or possibly who. I'm sure it'd make the news if like lady gaga randomly mowed me down with a shotgun in public


This. It'd have to be something very outlandish for my murder to make the news.

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madadude
03/19/12 10:15:00 PM
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From: MoogleKupo141 | Posted: 3/19/2012 9:48:00 PM | #002
I'm white, so yeah.



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Moddable_Fad
03/19/12 10:18:00 PM
#27:


ViviffTheMobile posted...
Upon my death my family and friends have orders to report my death to as many media outlets as possible as a "well-known professional gaming champion".

So no.


I haven't played Brawl with you in forever. You still suck.

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CalvinbalI
03/19/12 10:20:00 PM
#28:


From: MoogleKupo141 | #002
I'm white, so yeah.



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GuessMyUserName
03/19/12 10:54:00 PM
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From: thundersheep | Posted: 3/20/2012 1:05:16 AM | #015
People don't get murdered too often in Canada, so yes. I'm pretty sure everyone who gets killed that isn't a gang member makes the news.


came to post this

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Uglyface2
03/19/12 11:04:00 PM
#30:


I'm white... trash.

So no.
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Sir Cobain
03/19/12 11:44:00 PM
#31:


there's like one murder every three years here

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rychu_supadude
03/19/12 11:51:00 PM
#32:


Murders are pretty rare here, they don't exactly slip under the radar.

The only way it wouldn't make the news would be if my family said no.
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Phase
03/19/12 11:58:00 PM
#33:


thundersheep posted...
People don't get murdered too often in Canada, so yes. I'm pretty sure everyone who gets killed that isn't a gang member makes the news. (Most gang members also make the news, just pretty sure that it's not all of them)

IIRC, all the murders here in Deadmonton (the dual meaning, it is hilarious) got on the news still.

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Rad Link 5
03/20/12 12:13:00 AM
#35:


I'm of the mindset that being white, young and female is, by itself, not enough to get you on the 24 hour news. The circumstances have to be at least slightly compelling.

Having said that, I imagine my own murder being rather mundane.

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Dark Young Link
03/20/12 2:16:00 AM
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I'm a young black male. You tell me.

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pjbasis
03/20/12 6:22:00 AM
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No, but my resurrection will.

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Pianist
03/20/12 6:26:00 AM
#38:


MoogleKupo141 posted...
I'm white, so yeah.

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SlymDayspring
03/20/12 6:34:00 AM
#39:


I doubt it. People get murdered all the time in Florida and there isn't anything special about me. Maybe if the circumstances were weird.

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Chrono1219
03/20/12 7:34:00 AM
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It depends where I'm killed. But I live in a really small town (population<400).

If it was while i was in school, then yes,,

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VincentLauw
03/20/12 7:41:00 AM
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From: MoogleKupo141 | #002
I'm white, so yeah.



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metroid composite
03/20/12 7:42:00 AM
#42:


White+Female=maybe

Living in a city the size of LA+Not American or even heterosexual+not attractive=ehhhh maybe not.

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Sceptilesolar
03/20/12 7:48:00 AM
#43:


Probably. But to make sure, I'd make sure to sabotage the investigation of my death first. Writing RACHE with my blood would be nice and literary.

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ViviffTheMobile
03/20/12 9:10:00 AM
#44:


Moddable_Fad posted...
ViviffTheMobile posted...
Upon my death my family and friends have orders to report my death to as many media outlets as possible as a "well-known professional gaming champion".

So no.

I haven't played Brawl with you in forever. You still suck.


I haven't known or given a f*** who you are in forever.

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neonreaper
03/20/12 9:14:00 AM
#45:


Yuffie4life posted...
I'm not white or a girl so no.

joke post?

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ExThaNemesis
03/20/12 9:18:00 AM
#46:


From: ViviffTheMobile | #007
Upon my death my family and friends have orders to report my death to as many media outlets as possible as a "well-known professional gaming champion".

So no.


I think you'd make it just because your murderer would probably be someone you were playing Smash Bros against and board 8 would be like "yeah saw that coming a mile away."

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Gatarix
03/20/12 9:18:00 AM
#47:


Chicago. I'm thinking no.


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ExThaNemesis
03/20/12 9:20:00 AM
#48:


From: Dark Young Link | #036
I'm a young black male. You tell me.


Oh man, all the sudden your username makes me giggle.

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3DSRage
03/20/12 9:21:00 AM
#49:


Yes, because I manage a community coffee shop.
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ViviffTheMobile
03/20/12 9:23:00 AM
#50:


ExThaNemesis posted...
From: ViviffTheMobile | #007
Upon my death my family and friends have orders to report my death to as many media outlets as possible as a "well-known professional gaming champion".

So no.
I think you'd make it just because your murderer would probably be someone you were playing Smash Bros against and board 8 would be like "yeah saw that coming a mile away."


No one in Oregon Brawl has the courage to talk to a girl, let alone stab me and presumably take my winnings.

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Gatarix
03/20/12 9:26:00 AM
#51:


haha, at first I read that as Viviff calling himself a girl ('nobody has the courage to talk to me, let alone stab me')


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