MELEE MAYHEM NO HOLDS BARRED:Champion Maniac64 v. Drakeryn Drak has earned himself a nice little opportunity here, but can he capitalize? The rallying rule is suspended as per the NHB format!
UNDERCARD
Promotion Match: RL5 and Rock v. swirly oaks (w_c and swirl) RL5 and Rock seem to have come to some sort of mutual understanding in their hate of THE MAN! swirly oaks were dark horse picks in the draft! Only two of these men will ascend to pad out our dinky little HW division! (or one if swirly oaks wins, as wc would only promote to MW >_>)
VENGEANCE: X_Dante_X v. Dr_Football (3:14:09 AM) heroicbombadil: MY ROSTER IS SO SMALL WHAT THE HELL (3:14:14 AM) heroicbombadil: WHO APPROVED THIS BRAND SPLIT IDEA (3:14:20 AM) XDanteX2005: football (3:14:24 AM) heroicbombadil: oh ok (3:14:33 AM) XDanteX2005: I'll get revenge for you (3:14:37 AM) XDanteX2005: put me in a match with him (3:14:45 AM) heroicbombadil: I was debating it anyway! (3:14:52 AM) heroicbombadil: mainly because we have like five HW >_>
MORE PROMOTION MATCH: Regaro_Ukiera v. sonicblastpunch THIS ROSTER IS SO FRIGGIN' BOTTOM-HEAVY WHO DRAFTED IT
Gauge that power: Tom Bombadil v. KommunistKoala Maybe this will help me figure out where Koala fits in! Then again I am friggin' inconsistent myself so probably not.
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~Tommeri Uranius Bombaldi the Fourth, esq. If you can read this, I'm probably posting from my phone or something!
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http://img.imgcake.com/nio/81edpngej.png edwardsdv and swordz9 are basically the comedy heel tag team of this topic, why would people be taking them seriously?
[Rad Link 5 comes out to the ramp, smiling as boos are piped into the arena.]
You know, they say the cream always rises to the top, and I am as creamy as they come. Tonight, I will put the doubters and the jealous crybabies to rest as I get promoted to the Heavyweight division. Now don't get Rad wrong; Rad is a very svelte individual who tries to watch Rad's figure. But as I understand it, being in the Heavyweight division doesn't mean you're fat; it means you're the best of the best, and that is what I am, the best of the best - do you understand - what I am typing to you - right now?
[More boos are piped in as the live crowd starts filtering out to the food vendors.]
You know, I almost feel bad for SwirlyOaks, having to stand up against me two weeks in a row, but I suppose "Bombadil" wasn't smart enough to draft any actual tag teams. Now, I'm sure both members of SwirlyOaks see this as a huge and highly unwarranted opportunity, but what they need to realize is that they don't stand a chance. You see I'm a legend, and more than that, I've been trained by Daniel Bryan. And as I'm sure warning_crazy is aware, that kind of thing certainly comes in handy.
So tonight, you'd all better be ready to cheer as your future champion, ME, RAD LINK 5, makes their first step towards conquering this weak playing field.
BECAUSE I'M RAD LINK 5!
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And I'm gonna knock your brains out.
[Rad Link 5 exits just in time for the crowd to get back to their seats and see the next segment.]
-- Ace Detective in Sir Chris' Police http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/9451/20110530afabodo.jpg
The Executive Vice President of Talent Relations: Mr. Maniac64 Rad Link 5 and Rad Link 5's partner Dr. PhD Football (I've figured it out) Regaro Actually Shows Up Ukiera Karl Marx Koala
-- Ace Detective in Sir Chris' Police http://i54.tinypic.com/2aepfyf.gif
Drak started off hot with the first 4 votes but couldn't keep up with my blistering pace and use of the NHB stip.
Rock & Rad Connection - 8 swirly oaks - 8
It's a tie! And no I did not count Boko's second vote. I did however prevent one of my rallied allies from interfering in other matches. Apparently he missed where I said to only vote in my match.
Dante - 13 Football - 6
This match started off close but didn't end up that way.
Regaro - 14 sbp - 3
Hey sbp, might be time to start showing up in the discussion topic again.
Tom - 9 Koala - 8
Much like my own match Tom struggled early on but was able to make the comback for the win! Browncoats never surrender!
-- (Maniac64 at work) All the proteins, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol.