Board 8 > Oh man, my dad is top tier.

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PartOfYourWorld
03/06/12 1:25:00 PM
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I got a new job where I have to show up to the office by 8. Good news is that it's a good job that pays well. Bad news is that the schedule didn't allow me to stand outside Target this morning and see if they got the ME3 Collector's Edition?

So what does my dad do? He goes to work early like usual, leaves his lab at 7:50, makes the short drive to Target, stands outside the store a few minutes, makes his way to the electronics section and asks about a game I'm not even sure they got. He walks out with one of two Collector's Editions they received and sends me this text:

"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him!!!!!!!!!"

My dad found Commander Shepard. The galaxy can now be saved. It's the first time in a solid decade that one of my parents has bought me a game, and he doesn't even want me to pay him back.

And that... is a top tier dad.

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WarioWareTouchd
03/06/12 1:27:00 PM
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my dad drinks and punches my mom a lot

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XIII_rocks
03/06/12 1:29:00 PM
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Best dad

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Dark Young Link
03/06/12 1:29:00 PM
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I wish my dad was that cool...

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KingButz
03/06/12 1:29:00 PM
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My dad is mid tier I think

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TheCodeisBosco
03/06/12 1:34:00 PM
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WarioWareTouchd posted...
my dad drinks and punches my mom a lot

This thread went from awesome to depressing in record time.

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Emporer_Kazbar
03/06/12 1:35:00 PM
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The Real Truth
03/06/12 1:42:00 PM
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Your dad kicks ass

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Big Bob
03/06/12 1:48:00 PM
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Couldn't you just preorder?

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PartOfYourWorld
03/06/12 7:13:00 PM
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From: Big Bob | #009
Couldn't you just preorder?


I did from Target. That preorder won't get here for a couple weeks though, and I couldn't have that! Now I have the option to either cancel it or resell it.

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MrSmartGuy
03/06/12 7:16:00 PM
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Damn, that's pretty awesome.

Similar thing happened to my friend, too. He works nights, and wasn't able to pick his up at midnight, so his father-in-law-to-be went and got it for him.

That's dedication to the marriage that hasn't even happened yet.

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Princess Anri
03/06/12 7:18:00 PM
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Nine years ago, I asked my dad to go get me a cd on release day (because I couldn't) and when I came home he had thrown away all my 300+ cds instead.

We haven't spoken since.

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PartOfYourWorld
03/06/12 7:20:00 PM
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That... can't be a real story

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masterplum
03/06/12 7:20:00 PM
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From: TheCodeisBosco | #006
This thread went from awesome to depressing in record time.


Serious.

What the heck was that

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Accel ACE
03/06/12 7:20:00 PM
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Your dad is awesome.

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LeonhartFour
03/06/12 7:22:00 PM
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Your dad understood how important it is to take Earth back. He understood that we all must stand together.

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Procrastinater
03/06/12 7:23:00 PM
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This topic is hilarious.

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Princess Anri
03/06/12 7:27:00 PM
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From: PartOfYourWorld | #013
That... can't be a real story


If you were talking to me, no, it was not a real story.

Not even close.

Once, my mom bought me a cd on release day and actually brought it to me while I was at school (which was great because I had some programming class where I could listen to it for an hour and a half).

But that story is not interesting so I made one up.

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ZX_Lucian
03/06/12 7:29:00 PM
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My dad is a drunken d*****.

The only thing he ever did for me was help me figure out where my a******ry comes from.

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ZX_Lucian
03/06/12 7:31:00 PM
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From: Princess Anri | #012
Nine years ago, I asked my dad to go get me a cd on release day (because I couldn't) and when I came home he had thrown away all my 300+ cds instead.

We haven't spoken since.


Man I wish that was true because you would've totally deserved it.

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Alfalphamale
03/06/12 7:31:00 PM
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Alfalphamale
03/06/12 7:32:00 PM
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One time my dad put a gun to my 2 year old older brother's head and ran off to Canada.

That is the only story I have of my dad.
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Princess Anri
03/06/12 7:32:00 PM
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From: ZX_Lucian | #020
Man I wish that was true because you would've totally deserved it.


Yeah I wish it was true too because you are mentally deficient.

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ZX_Lucian
03/06/12 7:33:00 PM
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From: Alfalphamale | #022
One time my dad put a gun to my 2 year old older brother's head and ran off to Canada.

That is the only story I have of my dad.


That's nice.

From: Princess Anri | #023
Yeah I wish it was true too because you are mentally deficient.


>Implying I'm disabled

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Rad Link 5
03/06/12 7:33:00 PM
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Oh man

tag.

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Azp2k32
03/06/12 7:34:00 PM
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ZX_Lucian posted...

>Implying I'm disabled


>autism

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Princess Anri
03/06/12 7:34:00 PM
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Implication acknowledged.

Not denied.

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ZX_Lucian
03/06/12 8:57:00 PM
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From: Azp2k32 | #026
ZX_Lucian posted...

>Implying I'm disabled


>autism


Just shut up.

From: Princess Anri | #027
Implication acknowledged.

Not denied.


Points for not denying it.

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Dauntless Hunter
03/06/12 9:16:00 PM
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Pretty awesome.

I like to think my dad is top tier, though he hasn't done anything like that in a long time, at least outside of Xmas gifts. He did that kind of thing a bunch back when I was a teenager though, like preordering multiple N64s and gold cartridge Ocarina of Times, just to make sure I got them on their respective release dates.

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voltch
03/06/12 9:18:00 PM
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Can your dad establish wrist control?

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smitelf
03/06/12 9:23:00 PM
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My dad says "is that Obi Ten Kenobi" every time anything sci-fi hits his retinas. He thinks he is hilarious. There is not a tier low enough.

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WalrusJump
03/06/12 10:13:00 PM
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one time there was a bag of those really good seaweed covered crackers in my house.

I come home one afternoon to find that my dad had eaten all of them.

We still aren't on speaking terms.

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