Board 8 > My fortune cookie had a blank piece of paper inside.

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Rad Link 5
03/05/12 11:14:00 PM
#1:


Seriously.

Does this mean I have no future?

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edwardsdv
03/05/12 11:15:00 PM
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You ordered Chinese at 2 am?

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Rad Link 5
03/05/12 11:15:00 PM
#3:


No, I just didn't eat the cookie until now.

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rychu_supadude
03/05/12 11:16:00 PM
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Eating cookies at such an hour is a bad sign to begin with.
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Azp2k32
03/05/12 11:18:00 PM
#5:


YOUR FUTURE IS YOURS TO BEHOLD

or you can just write someone's name down on it

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Xiahou Shake
03/05/12 11:25:00 PM
#7:


You've gained reality bending powers. Write your own fortune, become a god!

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Rad Link 5
03/05/12 11:29:00 PM
#8:


Lest anyone think I'm weaving yarns here, front:
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Back:
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jdizzy156
03/06/12 12:42:00 AM
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Your going to die.

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vcharon
03/06/12 12:43:00 AM
#10:


This is a good idea for a horror movie or something

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Robazoid
03/06/12 12:44:00 AM
#11:


The fortune is clearly written in invisible ink.

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Altimadark
03/06/12 12:45:00 AM
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It means you're a Hero of Void.

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saveus_Maria
03/06/12 1:00:00 AM
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woah, nice find! you should use it for witchcraft or something.

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Dauntless Hunter
03/06/12 2:56:00 AM
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It means that your future has yet to be written. Unlike all of us, who are doomed to play out the parts our fortune cookies have written for us, you have free will and can make your own destiny.

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Rad Link 5
03/06/12 10:58:00 AM
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So this blank fortune is sort of like the White Chronicle, then?

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shadosneko
03/06/12 11:00:00 AM
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I think maybe you need to write on it yourself, and then whatever is written on the cookie comes true.

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muddersmilk
03/06/12 11:01:00 AM
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NioraptH posted...
It was nice knowing you

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Forceful_Dragon
03/06/12 4:29:00 PM
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I do not look at my fortune until the cookie has been completely eaten. Does anyone else do this?

Otherwise you could read a bad fortune and decide not to eat the cookie to save yourself.

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Natwaf_akidna
03/06/12 4:30:00 PM
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I just eat the cookie and throw away the fortune without looking.

Delicious.

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Forceful_Dragon
03/06/12 4:33:00 PM
#20:


Hrmm.

I'm not sure if that is manlier or less manly than reading the cookie.

On the one hand you are not attempting to avoid a bad fortune.

On the other hand you are completely disregarding the 'fortune' aspect of the fortune cookie.



As an aside: My friends and I all have a game we play when we read our fortunes aloud. No matter what your fortune says you have to add "when you're naked" to the end of it.

Recently someone got "You are well admired by all who know you" and "You are the center of attention in any gathering" during the same meal. Lulz were had.

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firefdr
03/06/12 4:34:00 PM
#21:


I eat the fortune and read the cookie

My future is the best
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red13n
03/06/12 8:33:00 PM
#22:


I had a fortune cookie with no piece of paper in it last year.

My dog died the next day.

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Forceful_Dragon
03/08/12 6:28:00 AM
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;_;

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Liquid Wiind
03/08/12 6:30:00 AM
#24:


A strong man doesn't need to read the future. He makes his own.
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Forceful_Dragon
03/08/12 6:32:00 AM
#25:


From: Liquid Wiind | #024
A strong man doesn't need to read the future. He makes his own.


when he's naked?

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catastrophy15
03/08/12 6:35:00 AM
#26:


The blank fortune could mean you have the ability to bend reality one time with it or you're going to be swallowed by the Void (I think it's the latter personally).

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