Board 8 > Is it bad that I can't stop bleeding if I get cut?

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_BALLIN_
02/29/12 10:03:00 AM
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This has been going on for the last 6-12 months. This morning I cut myself shaving and it didn't stop for like 4 hours. Years ago, it would heal in 5 minutes. This goes for all cuts I get recently

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Aecioo
02/29/12 10:03:00 AM
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tape worm

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AdmiralZephyr
02/29/12 10:03:00 AM
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Good for humanity

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Forceful_Dragon
02/29/12 10:04:00 AM
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1) You should go to a doctor, no matter what anyone on the board says.

Do you take any blood thinners (aspirin?) regularly?

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SomeKindOfJoke
02/29/12 10:04:00 AM
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You are becoming anti-Wolverine. Pretty soon bone claws will start extending inward into your body.

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Forceful_Dragon
02/29/12 10:05:00 AM
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oh, is this a joke topic? I was actually concerned.

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AdmiralZephyr
02/29/12 10:06:00 AM
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Forceful_Dragon posted...
1) You should go to a doctor, no matter what anyone on the board says.

Do you take any blood thinners (aspirin?) regularly?



I haven't checked, but given the TC, it's very likely that this was just stolen from another board (probably CE).

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_BALLIN_
02/29/12 10:08:00 AM
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Forceful_Dragon posted...
oh, is this a joke topic? I was actually concerned.

Actually, I'm being serious in this case.

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Pokalicious
02/29/12 10:08:00 AM
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From: Forceful_Dragon | #006
oh, is this a joke topic? I was actually concerned.


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Forceful_Dragon
02/29/12 10:10:00 AM
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Then you are going to need to tell a doctor any medications you are currently taking and they will try and figure out why your blood isn't clotting very well.

Unless it is something obvious like taking blood thinners a few times a day.

But they will probably want to do blood work. It isn't the sort of thing you can put off though.

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_BALLIN_
02/29/12 10:12:00 AM
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Forceful_Dragon posted...
Then you are going to need to tell a doctor any medications you are currently taking and they will try and figure out why your blood isn't clotting very well.

Unless it is something obvious like taking blood thinners a few times a day.

But they will probably want to do blood work. It isn't the sort of thing you can put off though.


I'm not taking any medications. I ain't no sissy. And I'm not going to go pay 500 dollars to a doctor that Board 8 or CE can tell me for free

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Forceful_Dragon
02/29/12 10:15:00 AM
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From: _BALLIN_ | #011
And I'm not going to go pay 500 dollars to a doctor that Board 8 or CE can tell me for free




yup, trolling. Sorry I wasted my time.

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LeonhartFour
02/29/12 10:15:00 AM
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Just let it take care of itself naturally.

In fact, I've heard that the bigger the cut, the better it is for letting your body heal itself.

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Pokalicious
02/29/12 10:16:00 AM
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FD, this is your cue to accept this is a joke topic.

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GenesisSaga
02/29/12 10:17:00 AM
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The average doctor only charges twenty dollars for a standard check up, not five hundred. The medication he or she prescribes would probably run you another twenty to forty. Stop being a cheapskate. Or don't and die. Doesn't matter to me.

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GuessMyUserName
02/29/12 10:19:00 AM
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The problem is just that you have too much blood in you right now, so when you do get cut it just like overflows and won't stop for a long time.

What you need to do is just cut yourself all over and let some blood drain out from everywhere, then you should be back to normal blood levels and the problem will be gone.

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Ayuyu
02/29/12 10:20:00 AM
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Paying for healthcare.

Hah!

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LeonhartFour
02/29/12 10:21:00 AM
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From: GuessMyUserName | #016
The problem is just that you have too much blood in you right now, so when you do get cut it just like overflows and won't stop for a long time.

What you need to do is just cut yourself all over and let some blood drain out from everywhere, then you should be back to normal blood levels and the problem will be gone.


Worked for George Washington!

I recommend leeches.

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azuarc
02/29/12 10:23:00 AM
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_BALLIN_ posted...
I'm not taking any medications. I ain't no sissy. And I'm not going to go pay 500 dollars to a doctor that Board 8 or CE can tell me for free

Grats on being the next winner of a Darwin award then.

I wouldn't imagine it's possible to develop hemophilia, but that's kind of what it sounds like. Your blood is obviously thinner than in the past for some reason. Dietary, maybe?
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_BALLIN_
02/29/12 10:25:00 AM
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azuarc posted...
_BALLIN_ posted...
I'm not taking any medications. I ain't no sissy. And I'm not going to go pay 500 dollars to a doctor that Board 8 or CE can tell me for free

Grats on being the next winner of a Darwin award then.

I wouldn't imagine it's possible to develop hemophilia, but that's kind of what it sounds like. Your blood is obviously thinner than in the past for some reason. Dietary, maybe?


Hemophillia is something you have to be born with. I never had clotting issues until like 6 months ago

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Dark Young Link
02/29/12 10:50:00 AM
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Run some laps I'd say. You'll be fine.


Also

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/62100028

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