~~~Rules and Regulations~~~ -The rapper listed first goes first. -Each rapper must spit a pair of 12 line verses, alternating Rapper A-Rapper B-Rapper A-Rapper B. -24 hour time limit on each rap starts when the previous rap (or the topic itself) is posted -After the final verse has been posted, there will be a 36 hour voting period. Please bold your votes. -You can’t vote on your own match. -As always, keep the player hatin' to a minimum (includes rallying). -Extensions may be allowed on a discretionary basis. -In case of a tie at the end of the voting period, there will be a tiebreaker round. See discussion topic for details.
swordsman hasn't received the message I sent him so I'll giveh im some more time, and I didn't send a headsup message before this one, so I'll give it more time.
But I like tags because then I know that people have at least seen it in case we do need a DQ.
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Lyric packets flood your consciousness, a rap DDOS attack, But I don’t mean you’re Anonymous when I say you’re a hack. My loss would be preposterous, I leave ya burned like phosphorous, The UN begs me “please, stop the killing, save the populous!” My dominance is obvious, you can’t begin to test me, I’m in your head, Leo, top of the game, Messi is the scene of this verbal murder spree and I’ve beaten better rappers so know MPThree aint **** to me. Your presence here’s a mystery, I drop bars like the slammer, Put you out your Misery and smash you with my hammer. The crowd has my lines on their mind like a beanie, You’re name’s a ****in joke throughout the league-- Scalabrine.
Damn it. You can choose whether or not to count this:
If I'm a joke in Tha League, call me Jeremy Lin All I do is win from the moment I begin Like most other playas you seem illiterate 'Fore I obliterate I'ma teach you to alliterate
Alighting along a linguistic assault Bring it or brace it, I'm breaking your bones like the bank vault Cannot contend, c***. Flow slow as a crawl. Dodge, dunk, dribble, drive, dodge, the 5 Ds of BBall. English is my second language but I'm eloquent Finna make the finals as the fan's favorite immigrant. Grand grand giant now, sign a G for a G of Gs Harvard's hero here; "MVP?" MP3!
-- Me_Pie_Three wants a SuperNiceDog for Christmas http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/special-sauce-is-my-friend.jpg
Disperse my verse a little late, had better **** to do Than giving out free lessons to a worthless ***** like you. Learned to alliterate but those rhymes are merely second rate, They yearn for my return, another serving’s what the crowd awaits. They know I will deliver, I’m too dam strong and you’re downriver, Got that Hoover flow, put your ass in a depression till the drinkin’ kills your liver. You’ve got an obsession I can see in your expression, “How the **** is Swords so damn good?!” is the question. Athens burns tonight because of what my verse incites, Rap revolution, smash ya system in anarchic spite. A guaranteed failure so you may as well concede, A dick in your mouth’s the only time you suck-seed.
Last time I checked, Hoover's only suck and blow For dams to make power they gotta have bad flow Whereas flow goes straight through me because I excel If I were a bad decision I'd be Keystone XL You were a worse one from the day of your conception Sperm in your mom without her knowing. Like "Inception." Call me Leonardo but I ain't got no bravado Not my fault, she came to me like El Dorado.
It's V-day so there was delay But now my bone's, well, dry as a bone If you wanna call it "Virgin's Day" that's okay So you can celebrate dying alone
-- Me_Pie_Three wants a SuperNiceDog for Christmas http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/special-sauce-is-my-friend.jpg
So disagree with Ed. MP3's first beat swordsman's first, but his second killed everything. Though 4 actually had my favorite line "Hoovers only suck and blow" my problem with it was that the ending was cute but kind of weak. Good effort though.
Derp no vote
swordsman
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really dislike the populous/preposterous/phosphorous ... it's done sooooo much and I thought these were swordsman's worst raps of the tourny, which sucks because he's insanely good with little recognition
mp3 was way better than I thought, too.
ah, can't do it though. swordsman was still better.