Imo
3 >> 2 > 1 > 4
So disagree with Ed. MP3's first beat swordsman's first, but his second killed everything. Though 4 actually had my favorite line "Hoovers only suck and blow" my problem with it was that the ending was cute but kind of weak. Good effort though.
Derp no vote
swordsman
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