~~~Rules and Regulations~~~ -The rapper listed first goes first. -Each rapper must spit a pair of 12 line verses, alternating Rapper A-Rapper B-Rapper A-Rapper B. -24 hour time limit on each rap starts when the previous rap (or the topic itself) is posted -After the final verse has been posted, there will be a 36 hour voting period. Please bold your votes. -You can’t vote on your own match. -As always, keep the player hatin' to a minimum (includes rallying). -Extensions may be allowed on a discretionary basis. -In case of a tie at the end of the voting period, there will be a tiebreaker round. See discussion topic for details.
Introducing the rapturous rapid flow in this rap battle, I'm Hurricane Katrina and you're in N.O. without a paddle. My s*** addles you like mad cattle disease - you got a cow? I'll bull rush these bars and collectivize votes like Chairman Mao. Leaving you feelin woozy, like you just got lit up by an Uzi, Yo flow almost as dumb as asking a blind girl out to a movie. Illmatic as f***, my rhymes hitting harder than a monster truck, This battle is a Civil War - you're the Beavers, I'm the Ducks. I rap this in the street, got all the ghetto asses clappin, You so ratchet you got the clap holdin your strap like "what's happenin'?" You as cute as a Pikachu, but my s*** is four times effective, Devastatin' you so bad your presence is a contraceptive.
I'm seeing red reading these sluggish rhymes, go back to bed I'll rap you in your blankets and win this contest like I said No lying, try to read my poker face and I'll leave you straight gaga You're an abomination to my sensation, the rapping star wars saga I could force teach you 'til I'm hoarse like a life sentence English course It wouldn't help though, your brain and mouth are going through divorce Claiming your raps're Illmatic? Son, you're Nas' Untitled Indecisive word choice leaves my wordsmith's fury unbridled And it's no coincidence you compare yourself to Hurricane Katrina When your flow's a disaster and I'm out to avoid ya like a subpoena Court ordered, my flow's in limbo while I grab Me_Pie_Three He'd teach you like he taught me, another average blind girl diss? C
-- Menji - Sign My Petition for "Search By Username" http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/7-site-suggestions/55168396
My raps ain't Untitled - this one's "Menji chokes on dick" You get flicked and your ass splits in half just like a toothpick. You ain't hard with your fairy poker face lady gaga s***. So Just Dance out of this contest, you winning would be robbin it. You're whiter than Vanilla Ice, a nice big tasty snowcone, But I'm on the throne, so I'll melt your ass, you'd best just go home. This battle's getting bum rushed, leaving all the b****es starstruck, But your 12 bars of garbage gettin' placed right in the dump truck. You're out to avoid me? That's your most prudent option, Else I'd kick your sandy box and the salad you're tossin, All the way off Board 8, and straight into your coffin, So maybe you should sack up and stop butt f***ing so often.
You got it all backwards man, as done by Tom Green: "My bum is on your lips" - instead, lick my dick clean Ladies call it irresistible like cookies left for St. Nick The only maneuver getting my dick out is the Heimlich But no one's here to save you, too busy with their Save My's Roll to save vs. suffocation, sounds like you'll need more than two tries Even in a game of D&D, you'd still choke when it's left to your imagination Perhaps you're suited for something simple: pumping at the my gas station You'll still be socially inept but good at one thing, call you Dexter Morgan Better than me even, 'cause we don't bother with that s*** in Oregon Only way you're surviving this night is to pull the guilt card out Go ahead a sell your raps like they're cookies from a girl scout
-- MENJI http://i.imgur.com/a8MU1.png by Lisel: http://img.imgcake.com/Menjipngmy.png
First verse killed it; second not quite as strong but I still liked it more than Menji's first. I mean the blind girl diss felt fresh despite something to that effect being used pretty much every time Menji goes up to bat, and the Beavers v. Ducks was like... FATALITY! Also I liked his flow better.
1 > 4 > 3 > 2 (for me)
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Dude's first verse was very good. His second wasn't quite as solid, but you lost me a bit on your second. It wasn't a flow issue coz I generally don't have those, but I just didn't find the disses hit as hard.
This was a good battle though.
-- "I can't do this all on my own... no I know, I'm no Superman." ~*~TEAM RK-VOLTCH'D~*~