You got it all backwards man, as done by Tom Green:
"My bum is on your lips" - instead, lick my dick clean
Ladies call it irresistible like cookies left for St. Nick
The only maneuver getting my dick out is the Heimlich
But no one's here to save you, too busy with their Save My's
Roll to save vs. suffocation, sounds like you'll need more than two tries
Even in a game of D&D, you'd still choke when it's left to your imagination
Perhaps you're suited for something simple: pumping at the my gas station
You'll still be socially inept but good at one thing, call you Dexter Morgan
Better than me even, 'cause we don't bother with that s*** in Oregon
Only way you're surviving this night is to pull the guilt card out
Go ahead a sell your raps like they're cookies from a girl scout
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