~~~Rules and Regulations~~~ -The rapper listed first goes first. -Each rapper must spit a pair of 12 line verses, alternating Rapper A-Rapper B-Rapper A-Rapper B. -24 hour time limit on each rap starts when the previous rap (or the topic itself) is posted -After the final verse has been posted, there will be a 36 hour voting period. Please bold your votes. -You can’t vote on your own match. -As always, keep the player hatin' to a minimum (includes rallying). -Extensions may be allowed on a discretionary basis. -In case of a tie at the end of the voting period, there will be a tiebreaker round. See discussion topic for details.
Sorry about doing this again but I didn't get home until real late last night and now I'm off to work. I didn't think I'd be this busy when I signed up. If you want to enforce timeliness in this round then I'm fine taking the loss or if there's anyone waiting for a spot still they can replace me. Otherwise I'll have something up tonight.
Smash boards and drop jaws, I’m rap’s Blake Griffin Stop, rewind, pause… now loop it like I’m GIF’in. Can’t stop my trajectory, fly high like I’m in Sector Z, Your tournament is over, unfortunate to battle me. Don’t expect an upset, my rhymes makin’ your mom wet Your **** stinks so bad it clears the room like a bomb threat. The Party’s winding Down before you even got your first set, Your career is over *****-- “are we having fun yet?” Strike below the belt, breaking balls like vasectomy, My heat is radiating while you can’t detect yours rectally. Reject attempts to lecture me cause I’ll be this round’s teacher, This ain’t Sunday School but I’d suggest you get your preacher.
We've gathered to dishonor the soon-to-be dearly departed: He was begging me for mercy before the match even started. I'll give the last rites now, for once you've been outsmarted A weak-ass fool and his life are inevitably parted.
And the Miracle never happen- you know there will be no upset Taki' you down with my rappin'- son, I aint even warmed up yet Once my synapses start zappin' you won't even know what's up, get A clue, get to clappin', 'cuz this is gonna be game set.
I'll be having my way with you all over the boards Gonna ruin your day like raiding Mongol hordes Every single day my rap is winning awards, But even Fighter would say that he doesn't like swords.
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Think you got the stuff? Think your moves are vicious? Well you're wrong, KrahenProphet's Bololicious.
Named after a poet but your flow is ****ing pitiful, Your raps are damn predictable, can’t knock me off the pinnacle, Master of the syllable, shows I put on are clinical, If this is the Departed I’m the cop and you’re the criminal. Think you’re ****in clever before I Mark you with my nine, You need more than just a little luck—the stars have to align. Like Carol in HR you’re not all there, that **** was empty, This just aint your Day Man, your play just isn’t trendy. You must be sniffin' glue if you thought that trash was treasure, Now’s your chance to DQ and vanish quick like cheshire. But I’m the one who’s laughing at your tourney hopes crashing, My journey’s making waves and you’re stuck in the mud splashing.
This is a battle of rhymes, but you came unarmed Rap a thousand times, I'd never be harmed With charisma and ease, I've got ladies charmed Better than Chinese with all the gold I've farmed.
Your swords and rhymes are dull, neither one could cut butter No need to fight at full to kick you into the gutter. You're a puny-ass lizard, I've got the Boomerang Cutter Conjurin' rhymes like a wizard, you're spewing crap like a nutter.
Gonna snipe you with my Bow, gonna skewer with my Lance Even my Axe can lay you low, and my Dancers gonna Dance. Got the Emblem of a hero, it'll leave you in a trance Now your HP are at zero 'cuz you looked at me askance.
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KrahenProphet didn't teach me how to make random sigs. Meanie.
Good stuff from Tom, but he didn't really respond so much as he rapped on his own. Gotta go with swordsman 12 In fairness to Tom, even if he did respond to the disses and the like, swordsman was flawless on this one. Digging it a lot, might be my favorite two raps so far