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TopicRAP BATTLE V: Know Your Roots L1 - swordsman 12 vs. Tom Bombadil
Tom Bombadil
02/05/12 10:46:00 AM
#14:


This is a battle of rhymes, but you came unarmed
Rap a thousand times, I'd never be harmed
With charisma and ease, I've got ladies charmed
Better than Chinese with all the gold I've farmed.

Your swords and rhymes are dull, neither one could cut butter
No need to fight at full to kick you into the gutter.
You're a puny-ass lizard, I've got the Boomerang Cutter
Conjurin' rhymes like a wizard, you're spewing crap like a nutter.

Gonna snipe you with my Bow, gonna skewer with my Lance
Even my Axe can lay you low, and my Dancers gonna Dance.
Got the Emblem of a hero, it'll leave you in a trance
Now your HP are at zero 'cuz you looked at me askance.

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