~~~Rules and Regulations~~~ -The rapper listed first goes first. -Each rapper must spit a pair of 12 line verses, alternating Rapper A-Rapper B-Rapper A-Rapper b. -The first rapper has 24 hours from this post to post their first 12 lines. The second rapper then has 24 hours from the first rapper's post to post their own rap. From there another 24 hours for Rapper A, and from there another 24 hours for rapper B. -After the final verse has been posted, there will be a 36 hour voting period. Please bold your votes. -You can’t vote on your own match. -As always, keep the player hatin' to a minimum (includes rallying). -Extensions may be allowed on a discretionary basis. -In case of a tie at the end of the voting period, there will be a tiebreaker round. A new topic will be posted with the 2 raps from each rapper, and each rapper will then be allowed to spit a further 12 line verse, in the same alternating order, followed by another round of voting.
I'd say "ask Anri" but Anri hasn't posted in here so...
Seeing as I'll probably be giving Anri an extension, I guess you've got one too as long as you get one up by Sunday evening US time so we don't fall far behind schedule.
-- ##Alec Congrats to Guru champ SuperNiceDog! All hail our Guru overlord.
Alright, XIII, the wait is over for the Princess of Whales My rhymes overweight cause they tippin the scales Maybe I should get them checked for diabetes type 2 Baby you about to get decked cause the treaties fell through Literally, the floorboards gave in due to my glandular condition But the scoreboards still say that this s***'s a demolition After the peace talks, you'll be anonymous like Guy Fawkes Like 2 obese hawks, rhymes synonymous with fat squawks I think you get my points: my rhymes are big boned yet firm My verses got weak joints, my muscles are toned like a worm You can't handle this gravy I'm spitting, this s***'s way too thick You better go join the navy, it's befitting, cause I'm Moby Dick
-- Congratulations to Rafael Nadal on a Career Golden Slam. - The Mana Sword
The artist known as XiC will deign He'll mingle with losers to start his reign As the chief, the king, the f***ing God of rap On that subject, b****, your "king" seems a bit crap Nadal was beaten, bloodied, his flaws exposed Like your game with ladies when you get friendzoned It's funny to me how you love a 'roided fraud When no pills can get you past this rap battle lord Your game is whack, your groundstrokes are off and your lob is heavy no stamina either so you only sleep with your teddy You know I'm the master and that you're just my b**** Just accept it cuz we all know my rhymes bewitch
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"I wish I was French." - blindhobo13 "I don't think you know what "French" means." - As I Desire
I put back big macs by the ton, breakin scales just for fun My slacks always undone, forsaking buttons one by one I measure my waistband by miles instead of inches Gonna get your face banned if your head even flinches You're already shaking in terror, my mass inspires dread It was a grave, grave error picking the bottom bunk bed This b**** is going down, you'd best be on your guard My weight is growing now, I think I can feel more lard I think it's time I try a lyrical diet before my arteries congest One line less, might as well try it, my body's too stressed I'm trying to be satirical, so quiet while I go into cardiac arrest
-- Congratulations to Rafael Nadal on a Career Golden Slam. - The Mana Sword
Don't care about your weight b**** your rhymes are anorexic You're such a bad wordsmith you almost seem dyslexic jp was fatter and phatter than you When you take the stage the crowd just goes "boo" Your raps are shameful, just a gimmick like the Wii So why don't you take a seat and listen to me Admit I'm the teacher and you're in first grade And now I see your gold star starting to fade Cuz this battle's a cynch, man, I've got it made A formality before I go get laid Hey, you might too, but it'll only be incest I'ma just call you the "biggest loser", Princess.
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XIII had better disses (possibly because Anri wasn't focused on downsizing his opponent much at all), but Anri had me cracking up. His verses were phat y'all!
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