I put back big macs by the ton, breakin scales just for fun
My slacks always undone, forsaking buttons one by one
I measure my waistband by miles instead of inches
Gonna get your face banned if your head even flinches
You're already shaking in terror, my mass inspires dread
It was a grave, grave error picking the bottom bunk bed
This b**** is going down, you'd best be on your guard
My weight is growing now, I think I can feel more lard
I think it's time I try a lyrical diet before my arteries congest
One line less, might as well try it, my body's too stressed
I'm trying to be satirical, so quiet while I go into cardiac arrest
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Congratulations to Rafael Nadal on a Career Golden Slam. - The Mana Sword