Board 8 > You are now - An illustrated CYOA - Part 2: Having the DESIRED EFFECT.

(+) Yeah! (+)

>Swap locations of FIRE EXTINGUISHER and COAT

Because why not?

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Arcanine: The best pokemon ever.
Dewott: The cutest pokemon ever.

Check jacket on coat rack.

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##Alec
Congrats to Guru champ SuperNiceDog! All hail our Guru overlord.

A guitar made out of F*** YEAH sounds amazing. I think I know where this story is heading now!

>Check out that nice jacket. Specifically for a screwdriver.

Forgot that last part there. lol

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Bear, do not blame, what cannot be changed

Ahh, abusive Text Adventure narrators. The computer from the first Silicon Dreams game used to make fun of your wardrobe choices if you provoked it. The joke was on him though, since my total inability to get more than about three rooms into the game was way more embarrassing than my clothes.

Anyway, I think I might just have come up with a good cister- er, I mean system, for looking for a SCREWDRIVER!

> Investigate STALLS in the MEN'S TOILETS

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I won through basic physics; face conducts fist.

"Seymour plays a game with the others where he talks about what they'd do in a zombie apocalypse.

You're not allowed to play"

Clearly its because they can't come up with as awesome of answers as you.

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(Maniac64 at work)
Guns don't kill people, Kinder eggs do. I saw it in a post on GameFAQs. ~FAHtastic

You missed your chance to look in cisterns.


It's also surprisingly difficult to write terribly intentionally. I seem to have no problems normally.

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But...but...argh!

>Examine book on bed.

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Bear, do not blame, what cannot be changed

...Dammit.

>Examine the NICOMAN TRADING CARDS on the DRESSER

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MMBN style fighting game made by me in the link below!
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lmao. awesome. on both ends. Working in a library and having read the back of way too many romance novels, I'm astounded how staggeringly true her set-up is to actual novels.

>Lay on bed, hug Mr. Fuzzy, and look at the book on the bed for inspiration.


And by look at, I mean inside. Like actual passive reading.

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It's Super Nice to get Dogged in the guru.

>Examine top of armoire

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Arcanine: The best pokemon ever.
Dewott: The cutest pokemon ever.

Inspect the item on top of the wardrobe cabinet.

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Many a false step is made by standing still

Armoire is so the better word.

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Many a false step is made by standing still

Do jumping jacks.

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i am the acid eating away at the fabric of justice - Ed Bellis
best [poelkemon ids nifdorino - Timjab

Jackpot.

You are 17 years old.

Damnit.

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##Alec
Congrats to Guru champ SuperNiceDog! All hail our Guru overlord.

Any chance that Christine and Stephen are stand ins for Christopher and Stephanie?

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SomeC - sheer explosives since meeting that crazy hobo.
SuperNiceDog. Best friend.

So much RAGE that I didn't get to look in the CISTERNS or the VENT. My own personal RAGEOMETER is building... in which sense I guess that was an entirely successful character chapter.

> Search MUSIC COLLECTION for any MUSIC that inspires thoughts of MUTANT-PIRATE-RAVAGED DERELICTS and/or POST-APOCALYPTIC RAUNCHINESS

So, Ke$ha, basically. She's both raunchy and mutated.

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I won through basic physics; face conducts fist.

And right when we got a quarter that could be used as a screwdriver.

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(Maniac64 at work)
Guns don't kill people, Kinder eggs do. I saw it in a post on GameFAQs. ~FAHtastic

muddersmilk posted...
And right when we got a quarter that could be used as a screwdriver.

That was what I thought.

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Many a false step is made by standing still

That is what Fah was hinting at, yes. =(

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Bear, do not blame, what cannot be changed

:D

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Sorry, got Wedesday's pages up when then, 'cause I knew the next few days would be busy-ish, so haven't been able to work on it since.

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Somehow forgot about this!

I am very pleased with how that turned out

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AlecTrevelyan006 posted...
Jackpot.

You are 17 years old.

Damnit.

She's kind of creepy anyway.

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Arcanine: The best pokemon ever.
Dewott: The cutest pokemon ever.

Mostly just her eyes, since the irises and the pupils are both pale.

Well, ok, she's creepy in other ways, but those don't bother me. The eye thing, though, is a little weird.

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It's Super Nice to get Dogged in the guru.

From: GenesisSaga | #123
AlecTrevelyan006 posted...
Jackpot.

You are 17 years old.

Damnit.

She's kind of creepy anyway.

Kind of?

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##Alec
Congrats to Guru champ SuperNiceDog! All hail our Guru overlord.

I'm also quite proud of the name of the website, btw.

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Still the number one reason for the success of the Internet.
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A selp-help book huh?

I could use something like that myselp...

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Arcanine: The best pokemon ever.
Dewott: The cutest pokemon ever.

Dunno what you're talking about.



Photoshop really needs a spellcheck...

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How did you manage to fix that without editing? Ah nvm I'll figure it out for myself later. For now...

>Examine object to the right of CHIFFOROBE
>Determine if it is STURDY enough to STAND on and LIGHT enough to lift

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Arcanine: The best pokemon ever.
Dewott: The cutest pokemon ever.

FAHtastic posted...
Dunno what you're talking about.



Photoshop really needs a spellcheck...

Indeed.

Although the first writing passage sounded like it could have been from an actual trashy romance novel, that second one, wow. Nothing says good writing like using a noun, and then the verb form of that noun. Unless you're doing it as a literary device, which I'm pretty sure she's not.

And yeah, she's short. All the talk of "you're FINE" makes me think of GlaDOS. "Two plus two equal *bzzt crackle* ten....IN BASE FOUR! I'M FINE!"

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It's Super Nice to get Dogged in the guru.

Melissa beamed as she watched the beam of light beam through the wooden beams of the rafters above.

I'm an expert in writing.

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Arcanine: The best pokemon ever.
Dewott: The cutest pokemon ever.

Wow, being awkwardly macked on in that other chapter would be the best day of this girl's life. That's pretty depressing.

> Look out of the WINDOW in search of MUSE

They've been such slackers since the 1800s that it's best to actively hunt for them.

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I won through basic physics; face conducts fist.

>Assess relationship status with other characters that have been introduced in this adventure, Chris, Dan, and Harrison

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GenesisSaga posted...
How did you manage to fix that without editing? Ah nvm I'll figure it out for myself later. For now...

I just reuploaded the picture to the same URL. I've done it a bunch of times, 'cause I somehow don't notice most of the typos and mistakes I make until after I've uploaded them.

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masterplum posted...
>Assess relationship status with other characters that have been introduced in this adventure, Chris, Dan, and Harrison

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Many a false step is made by standing still

How is she going to do that if she hasn't met any of them?

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Arcanine: The best pokemon ever.
Dewott: The cutest pokemon ever.

From: FAHtastic | #137

Does not exist.

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SomeC - sheer explosives since meeting that crazy hobo.
BlAcK TuRtLe grabbed the Guru victory, slow but steady.

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Should not exist.

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> Recall the specific boy's name and what he did for you.

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Many a false step is made by standing still

I'm running out of fancy synonyms for wardrobe...



Curses. Foiled again.

>Examine WOODEN DRESSER
>Determine if it is MOVABLE

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Arcanine: The best pokemon ever.
Dewott: The cutest pokemon ever.

Oh. I was going to suggest talking to Seymour online since that seems like something that could be a thing. But she's probably talking about Chris there and the one other guy is Harrison.

Though thinking about it...it could be Seymour. She'd probably think just as badly of Dan as Harrison. Hmmm.

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Bear, do not blame, what cannot be changed

Little chance of it not being Chris.

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SomeC - sheer explosives since meeting that crazy hobo.
BlAcK TuRtLe grabbed the Guru victory, slow but steady.

It's totally Harrison.

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Many a false step is made by standing still

I think we can rule out that it's Dan. He's far more likely to be one of the bad influences. And Harrison... well plot-wise he's just lost a potential love interest so it could very well end up that these two get together. But I think he's too old. I know he's only a year older than the other two, but he seems too mature. Since she's kind of nerdy she could be a potential match for Seymour, especially considering Dan's already made off with NERDY GIRL from the mall.

Yeah... probably Seymour and possibly Chris, but the only one I would rule out for sure is Dan.

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Arcanine: The best pokemon ever.
Dewott: The cutest pokemon ever.

I have faith in my manly man Harrison.

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Many a false step is made by standing still

Considering that the boy hangs out much too closely with one in particular, that sounds like the way Chris referred to Harrison. We don't know how tight Seymour is with the others, but I imagine he's the outsider of the foursome. Chris is certainly lightheaded enough to be a good match for her, and he's also got funky eyes. My bet's on Chris.


>Consider what CHORES need or could use doing.

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It's Super Nice to get Dogged in the guru.

Nothing tonight, but tomorrow fo' sure.

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uh, whos seymore again?

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The nerdy friend we haven't met yet.

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It's Super Nice to get Dogged in the guru.