RULES - Vote for the rivals you think have had sex the most times. NOT NECESSARILY WITH EACH OTHER, that is. It can be with anyone. - You can't vote for a single character, you have to vote for the whole rivalry.... even if one character drags the rivalry down by still being a virgin - The winners move on to the next round, believe it or not
Yesterday's results:
Link / Ganondorf - 2 vs. Alucard / Dracula - 8
----- Kratos / Zeus - 10 vs. Laharl / Mid-Boss - 0
Today's rivalries: Sexy semifinals:
Katherine / Catherine vs. Tidus / Jecht
----- Alucard / Dracula vs. Kratos / Zeus
So, tell me, which of these rival characters have had the most sex?
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Yep. Hate to say it but Tidus and Jecht's run ends here.
**Spoilers errrrrvrywhere!!**
Catherine and Katherine Zeus and Kratos
I'm listing the main contributors first. Catherine vs. Zeus should be spectacular. I guess whoever said immortals were broken in this setting was completely correct. First match is an immortal succubus and a normal mortal in a committed relationship versus a very mortal legend and his offspring who are both, when it comes down to it, a fleeting dream. They're screwed.
Second match might actually be debatable. Oh wait, no it's not. It has Zeus in it. But still, let's look at some Dracula facts right quick:
(Under Powers and Influence)
"Count Dracula is an immortal vampire holding the position of Dark Lord, who draws upon the power of Chaos and is looked upon as the King of the Night and the embodiment of evil. Many lesser creatures of darkness and obsessive humans are fanatically devoted to him, and subscribe to the belief that he will cleanse the world from its sullied state and bring about a new order. Their belief in this is so strong that until his regeneration cycle ended in 1999, Dracula was certain to return after death due to his servants yearning for him. Because of this, Richter Belmont accused Dracula of stealing the souls of men and turning them into his slaves. Dracula rebutted that the same could be said of all religions, pointing out that Richter was but a slave to his faith and his God, as were many others. Furthermore, Dracula mentioned that it is not by his choice that he continues to return, but because humans incessantly beckon him back to the world of the living when the power of Christ weakens and many of them turn to madness."
So holy s*** he's got a cult following so entirely devoted to him that even if he's killed he inevitably returns because his mind slaves want him to. That's heavy.
(Under Abilities)
"Power over Humans: Dracula's power has been shown to have an effect on human behavior. Dracula's Curse, in fact, drove many humans insane, and sent them into a murderous rage. Dracula has also shown abilities to control humans without possessing them, for example, in Harmony of Despair, his charm spell, when making contact with a female, would temporarily strip them of their will and put them under his control."
Tell me that could not be abused to obtain unspeakable amounts of poon over a thousand+ years, just tell me. Of course, this is all like the Ganondorf argument: pure speculation based on circumstance. Just because Drac had the ability to hypnotize women's panties off doesn't mean he used it constantly... he prolly did though.
HOWEVER...
All of this pales in comparison to the legacy that is: Greek mythology Zeus. If God of War Zeus was even loosely based on mythology Zeus (and unfortunately for Drav he is) then nothing Dracula was implied to do could even hope to match up with Zeus's escapades. And even if your mind somehow fancied the two equals (despite Zeus being mountains ahead), Kratos is more active than Alucard, thus sealing the vampires' fates.
I'd be shocked if today wasn't unanimous.
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Tidus/Jecht. Catherine can definitely compete with either one of those two 1v1, but "good girl" Katherine is the weak link--while by no means a virgin, she's not promiscuous enough to keep up with the other three.
Kratos/Zeus. This one's tough because Dracula is also sort of immortal-ish and likely has a ridiculous amount, and Alucard is almost surely less of an anchor than Kratos is...but in the end, it comes down to the fact that Zeus's sexual conquests are essentially infinite. The number that are actually detailed in mythology is quite high, and conservation of detail suggests that this is likely only a small fraction of the actual number since the majority of them were likely inconsequential in the grand scheme of things.
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GenesisSaga posted... I'd be shocked if today wasn't unanimous.
Well, the fact that your explanation required spoilers would say otherwise. Obviously, if I had known everything from your post when I'd voted, things would likely be different, but due to the integrity of the process, I'm not going to change my vote. You have to remember that Catherine is still a fairly new game and details about its characters likely aren't common knowledge yet.
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Sister/Wife Lover Son Daughter Son Daughter Son Son Son Daughter Son Daughter ...
Guy clearly gets around. He doesn't seem to be equal to Greek Mythology Zeus, but he is at least loosely based on him according to his exploits, which is enough to stake the vamp's ambitions imo.
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