Board 8 > Man, my (female) friend's ass is so ****ing nice.

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Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer
12/25/11 1:00:00 PM
#101:


okay I dunno if the whole "mer is upset" thing is just a really basic and sad attempt at "u mad" trolling or if these flops are literally stupid enough to believe that behavior like what I've shown in this topic is what a person getting upset looks like (as I said, these people are stupid, it could go either way)

what I do know is:

the anti-Mer bandwagon continues to try it

I continue to remain unbothered

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It's p. hilarious how I can casually inform b8c of a personal decision that effects literally no one other than myself and it'll erupt into a board-wide scandal that these crusty hos can't stop bringing up literally an entire year later.

Because of this, I, Mer, am taking it upon myself to declare myself the Most Relevant User of 2011. To put a modern spin on a beloved Ulti classic,

this board is lit"mer"ally obsessed with me.

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Pianist
12/25/11 1:02:00 PM
#102:


might hit, but probably would not

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mother of god though

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Tom Bombadil
12/25/11 1:03:00 PM
#103:


From: Swifticuffs | Posted: 12/25/2011 10:51:58 AM | #069
nobody but gay people and chicks watch that show


v_v

so hey mer whatcha doin' later ^_~

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LordoftheMorons
12/25/11 1:09:00 PM
#104:


So Mer's going all ulti on us now?

Anyway, the girl does not have a good face; the ass does not make up for that.

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PartOfYourWorld
12/25/11 1:10:00 PM
#105:


That Asian girl in your music video seemed much more impressive overall.

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foolm0ron
12/25/11 1:13:00 PM
#106:


From: Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer | #101
lit"mer"ally ob"sess"ed


fixed

you two should become a superuser or something

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foolm0ron
12/25/11 1:16:00 PM
#107:


From: Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer | #101
Because of this, I, Mer, am taking it upon myself to declare myself the Most Relevant User of 2011.


make a video about it

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Forceful_Dragon
12/25/11 1:17:00 PM
#108:


From: PartOfYourWorld | #105
That Asian girl in your music video seemed much more impressive overall.



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Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer
12/25/11 1:22:00 PM
#109:


From: LordoftheMorons | #104
So Mer's going all ulti on us now?


I'm not "going all Ulti", I'm just spilling the True Tea for those who need to hear it.

From: PartOfYourWorld | #105
That Asian girl in your music video seemed much more impressive overall.


Yeah, she's the best there ever was.

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Panthera
12/25/11 1:24:00 PM
#110:


From: Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer | #101
this board is lit"mer"ally obsessed with me.


You know, you were fine by me until you made this "pun", if I can even call it that. Now I hate you with every fiber of my being.

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XIII_rocks
12/25/11 1:26:00 PM
#111:


Panth"mer"a

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Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer
12/25/11 1:27:00 PM
#112:


"mer" puns are the best, you better recognize

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Biolizard28
12/25/11 7:55:00 PM
#113:


From: Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer | #101
okay I dunno if the whole "mer is upset" thing is just a really basic and sad attempt at "u mad" trolling or if these flops are literally stupid enough to believe that behavior like what I've shown in this topic is what a person getting upset looks like (as I said, these people are stupid, it could go either way)

what I do know is:

the anti-Mer bandwagon continues to try it

I continue to remain unbothered

external image

It's p. hilarious how I can casually inform b8c of a personal decision that effects literally no one other than myself and it'll erupt into a board-wide scandal that these crusty hos can't stop bringing up literally an entire year later.

Because of this, I, Mer, am taking it upon myself to declare myself the Most Relevant User of 2011. To put a modern spin on a beloved Ulti classic,

this board is lit"mer"ally obsessed with me.

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I continue to remain unbothered

lol

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KingBartz
12/25/11 8:18:00 PM
#114:


this topic...

But people are surprised that a girl that Mer thinks is great isn't great to straight men? There's a reason that Mer thinks shes great.

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KimPine
12/25/11 8:27:00 PM
#116:


And now we have a "certified experts" opinion.
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Julian_Caesar
12/25/11 8:43:00 PM
#118:


And I mean no offense since the girl is your friend and all, but she's ugly as sin.

Um, really? I'm sorry, but this is just proof that you haven't met very many TRULY ugly women. Which might be a good thing for you, I suppose. But regardless, the girl in this topic might be "internet ugly" but she is not even close to "real world ugly.

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FashnQueenEtna
12/25/11 8:48:00 PM
#119:


Well like
The girl is wearing a high waisted uhh.. skort? I'm not really sure what that is, but even though I know that is "in style" atm, it's been traditionally a bad choice for having a slim image.Not saying wearing low rise makes a muffin top go away, but high rise clothing does nothing for almost anyones figure.

She also has that sunburn on her arm, which is kinda distracting, and it's actually the very first thing I noticed. Her angle in the picture is bad too as it makes her shoulders look broader and back wider with out really giving a correct profile.

I will say her legs look a little thicker than average though, even from that angle (which is bad for her) I can still guess they are bigger than Mer's who is standing right there obviously. WAIT..

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FashnQueenEtna
12/25/11 8:49:00 PM
#120:


what is with her other leg behind Mer? I just noticed that.

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ExThaNemesis
12/26/11 11:52:00 AM
#122:


also other than the unmatching shoes (what) I don't see anything wrong with mer's outfit

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NoName999
12/26/11 12:01:00 PM
#123:


ITT: The only women people see here are porn stars.

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Julian_Caesar
12/26/11 3:38:00 PM
#124:


From: UltimaterializerX | #121
Maybe I am lucky, I dunno.

Unless you're counting the morbidly obese, which I don't because they're ugly as hell without saying so.


Fair enough. And yeah...even some girls who could be very pretty in the face and just mildly overweight, ruin it if they become obese.

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Mr Lasastryke
12/26/11 3:57:00 PM
#125:


ITT: The only women people see here are porn stars.

I don't understand why whenever someone criticizes a girl's looks here, there always seems to be a group of people coming into the topic going "LOL INTERNET BASEMENT NERDS." It's not like... not thinking a girl is hot is a phenomenon that exclusively occurs on the Internet.

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XIII_rocks
12/26/11 4:00:00 PM
#126:


It's exaggerated on the internet I would say. "Internet standards" isn't a thing for no reason.

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Xiahou Shake
12/26/11 4:05:00 PM
#127:


I'm starting to think California is legitimately a paradise, because this would be a 4/10 out here. >_>

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SlymDayspring
12/26/11 4:07:00 PM
#128:


this topic would be hilarious if each user had their own picture as an avatar

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facepaImer
12/27/11 6:53:00 AM
#129:


it wouldn't be for me

i mean im usually eating when im on B8

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neonreap
12/27/11 6:57:00 AM
#130:


is that your son in the third picture?? you breed"mer"

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