Board 8 > Man, my (female) friend's ass is so ****ing nice.

(+) Yeah! (+)

I'd let her slap me in the face with her penis.

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From: Dauntless Hunter | #018
MAN TEH HARPOONZ!!1! LOLOLOL!

seriously what is the matter with you guys

its like nobody can post an image with a female in it without a dozen of you declaring how you would never **** her

why you do this

I could understand making this post if this topic weren't dedicated to how nice his friend's ass is supposed to be, which opens the door to discussion of her appearance in general.

It's like challenging a person to a fight and then b****ing when they bloody your nose.

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Her ass is nice, gotta admit the first pic is a bit unfair to her though, at least compared to the other ones.

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Looks just fine in the second pic, so yeah, I'd agree that the first one's just a really bad one

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holy hell is that a chick?

nice ass but my god she's hideous

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oh good much better in 2nd pic

around a 6.5, 7. pretty there

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So, what does everyone base their 1-10 on?

Like, is it in reference to all other women by comparison, instead of anything to do with what level you'd hit it? Is 5 still not offensive, but not remarkably good? Is it weighted down by quality rather than quantity because extremely unattractive women or ones you just wouldn't have sex with (way outside of age range, etc) stand out stronger than the ones that are really hot?

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Her face really isnt attractive.

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she has your nose, Mer

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From: TheKoolAidShoto | Posted: 12/25/2011 11:05:45 AM | #059
she has your nose, Mer

bahahahahahah

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I was never aware of exactly how many blind users we have here on board 8

I will keep this in mind in the future

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i really wish i was blind

because that outfit you have on

guuhhhh

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From: Swifticuffs | #062
i really wish i was blind

because that outfit you have on

guuhhhh

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Also shes not skinny. Sure that makes her ass big but it probably looks nasty bare. Ive thought about this too much

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Swifticuffs posted...
i really wish i was blind

because that outfit you have on

guuhhhh

I KNOW, it doesn't match at all!!! :O

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Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer posted...
I was never aware of exactly how many blind users we have here on board 8

I will keep this in mind in the future

Oh c'mon, her face totally looks better in the second pic.

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Swift and Genesis

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what not to wear is such a good show

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rofl mer

nobody but gay people and chicks watch that show

quite the insult

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seriously if you think what you're wearing there is normal then i do not want to come to... where are you, washington or someplace northwest?

Seriously I don't even see my gay friends dress goofy like you, you look like a typical lupe fiasco

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...What's wrong with what he's wearing?

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cause I really give a **** what you think of the way I dress, Swift

and I'd rather you weren't in the same state as me regardless tbqh

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mad

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if you didn't care you wouldn't respond multiple times with dumb pics and gifs

lol

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lol

k swift

take your little "u mad i'm such an awesome troll" victory and run along now dear

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i will

be sure to keep being you, glad to see 2 months hasn't changed your fairy ways

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My gay friend wears pretty similar stuff...

I stopped listening to his fashion advices a while ago.

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From: Swifticuffs | #076
i will

be sure to keep being you, glad to see 2 months hasn't changed your fairy ways

oh but you aren't homophobic at all

certainly not

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difference between a gay person, of which i have numerous friends and one of my closest relatives is gay, and one like you

the attention craving, terrible dressing type

so no, not homophobic, just hate vain attention seekers who try to act tough, then ponder nose jobs.

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omg like fashion poliiiiiiiceeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Omg people she is def above average in the second pic. Mer, you have more style in your pinky nail then they possess collectively, let em hate. But I could have sworn in my past lurking days you were gay?

And DAMN have the sigs changed since I was here last O_O

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From: vegita4life | #081
But I could have sworn in my past lurking days you were gay?

I am.

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From: KJH | #057
So, what does everyone base their 1-10 on?

Like, is it in reference to all other women by comparison, instead of anything to do with what level you'd hit it? Is 5 still not offensive, but not remarkably good? Is it weighted down by quality rather than quantity because extremely unattractive women or ones you just wouldn't have sex with (way outside of age range, etc) stand out stronger than the ones that are really hot?

It's hard to judge all women against each other, just like it's hard to judge something like a steak against a chocolate cake and say which is better.

So my scale is based on what level of effort I would make to spend the night with her if I think I've got a shot.

10 = Drop everything except a life-threatening situation. Would even lose my job for it if I had to.
9 = See above, but also would not lose my job for it.
8 = If other plans conflict, try and work the hookup around them. If it cannot be done, I choose the girl.
7 = If other plans conflict, try and work the hookup around them. If it cannot be done, I choose the plans.
6 = I'll make the effort if I've got nothing else going on, if I'm busy then just don't even bother.
5 = If she's coming onto me and I've got nothing else going on, then sure. Not willing to seek it out though.
4 = If she's coming onto me and I've got nothing else going on, then I'll take some free oral, but beyond that no thanks.
3 = No desire for any sexual contact whatsoever. Would have to be something else in it for me to consider it.
2 = No desire for any sexual contact whatsoever. Would have to be something else major in it for me to consider it.
1 = No desire for any sexual contact whatsoever. Would have to be something life-changing in it for me to consider it.

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okay there is no one hot enough for me to lose my job for a chance to **** them

what the hell

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Well to be fair I just quit my job last month.

I don't really value employment that much.

EDIT: And 10s are extremely extremely rare. Like, I can't say for sure that I've ever met a 10 in my everyday life even. A 10 is like cream-of-the-crop celebrity/supermodel hot.

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From: KJH | #057
So, what does everyone base their 1-10 on?

i base my 1-10 on the population of women i'm judging from

mer's friend could come from "the internet", where she's like a 4, or "friends of friends" where she's like a 6 or "girls mer is friends with" where she's maybe a 7.

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From: Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer | #084
okay there is no one hot enough for me to lose my job for a chance to **** them

Alison Brie

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Didn't read the topic, but dayum that is a pretty nice ass. Good job chick.

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Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer posted...


Swift and Genesis

*tears of laughter*

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7? What the hell people.

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From: KJH | #057
So, what does everyone base their 1-10 on?

F***ability.

Doy

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See, I'm curious on it since the difference between wanting to hit it or not is pretty significant.

In all honesty, topic picture does not seem like any sort of statistical 7. I've seen so, so many more attractive women I don't even know everywhere around campus. Around 60% of all the women just that I'd see generally look equal to or better than that.

But if everyone's basing it off of just "would you or would you not", seems like just by deciding yes or no you'd instantly say good or bad. And these days, 7/10's the average while 4/10's the "definitively bad" area.

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Pretty attractive chick, and Mer looks like a ****ing boss too.

Don't understand most of the posts ITT!

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-> mer posts a jpeg
-> people rag on his friends looks, his clothes or his nose
-> mer gets upset
-> 200 posts of a vanity circle ****.

I swear this **** happens like every week.

its a nice ass. /thread.

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From: Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer | #008
lol bio's internet standards

I can't even

Okay. This i can totally agree with, even if he was right in this particular instance (which he is not).

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From: __Smurf__ | #094
mer gets upset

lol

k smurf

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Pretty attractive chick

Boscopinion'D

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Mer is too alpha to get upset.

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I dunno, doesn't seem nice enough to warrant a topic. It's acceptable, but a whole topic around it, you have some expectations!

That, and not the best angle to show it either. All we get is there's some meat to it, but nothing on shape. Quick google search for an example:



Waist, hips, and roundness all shown.

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lol smurf is jealous that he is irrelevant and can't get attention anymore

swift:
"wow your outfit is blinding me" to mer, then proceeds to tell him to stop acting like a fairy.


never change b8

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