b**** ass f**** what da f*** who do you think you are? you didn't deserve user of the year, for this year. f***in' eh just gonna say if all you have to do is f***in' talk about asses 'round here to win a stupid f***in' internet contest that everybody on this f***in' board cares so much about. don't ack like you don't care, y'all cry when you get eliminated from the contest, don't even try to hide it. anyways yoblazer this coming user of the year in round 4 i will f***in' find you and bash your skull in with a spiked bat, for f*** sakes I GOT HIGHER IN THAT ROUND IN VOTES, why the f*** didn't I win it all? y'all racist. imma f***in' recruit sess to terminate you all. be afraid, be very afraid. b****.
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yoblazer you are lucky you live in america or i'd personally bend you over and tear your ass into two. it would be so beautiful to the point where you'd have to admire it since you haven't been able to study this such a horrifying fate to such an ass. i literally have more brains then you, and if i really wanted to i could have a phd in ass studies. i will always be one spot ahead of you. when i take your crown away this year, i will make sure to dunk over your ass.
Rusry posted... yoblazer you are lucky you live in america or i'd personally bend you over and tear your ass into two. it would be so beautiful to the point where you'd have to admire it since you haven't been able to study this such a horrifying fate to such an ass. i literally have more brains then you, and if i really wanted to i could have a phd in ass studies. i will always be one spot ahead of you. when i take your crown away this year, i will make sure to dunk over your ass.
when yoblazer was a little boy, his mother showed him the vhs tape to the little mermaid. at the age of 6, yoblazer had already wanted to f*** a cartoon character. if you peaked through his window at 5am, you'd see him dry humping his television screen. when yoblazer turned 13, that's when his parents got him a computer with dial up internet. yoblazer really didn't know what he was about to get himself into, so he read a quick guide on how the internet worked. all he could really understand about the guide is that it wanted him to use google in almost every possible situation. what was yoblazer's first thoughts? to search up ariel naked. what he found from this is flounder making her scream out his name when he rammed her so hard with his fish stick and making her his b****. watching this video is a daily must from him to get through the day without having a panic attack.
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[11:19] RustyMrMokka: he says he has OCD/autism [11:20] Imaginator Suiko: that's like a prerequisite to be a touhou fan
azuarc posted... *tries to figure out what five letter word starting with F is bleep-worthy* *tries to think of five-letter F words to begin with*
Filet? Farts? Felon? That must be it; yoblazer is a felon.
I'm guessing it's supposed to be six stars (for the slur against gay people) and is just a typo? Then again, if watching FlounderxAriel is a daily must, then that doesn't sound like being gay to me...
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yoblazer and i once decided to go to the gym together to lift some weight. what i didn't know before going there with him is he's very embarrassed at some of things he can't do. since yoblazer is a rookie and i'm just such a nice fellow, i decided to give him suggestions on what to get started with. i told him to just do basic squats, and i could see in his face that he was very worried about what i had just asked him to do. he attempted to do a squat but his knees just kept on buckling together not allowing him to do so. that's right, yoblazer doesn't know how to f***ing squat, what a f****. ps he can only bench the bar.
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[11:19] RustyMrMokka: he says he has OCD/autism [11:20] Imaginator Suiko: that's like a prerequisite to be a touhou fan
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