Board 8 > Why Did They Lose? Pokemon Trainer Red vs. Pokemon Trainer Blue

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GenesisSaga
12/17/11 9:03:00 PM
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The rules are of course, to come up with a humorous reason as to why the loser of the most recent contest match lost, or to second someone else's reason. Reasons have to be original, so reasons that have won in previous contests aren't eligible.

List of past winners: http://board8.wikia.com/wiki/Why_Did_They_Lose%3F

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Why Did They Lose: Squall vs. Seifer


Winner (6 votes): They actually got more votes, but most were thrown out when the admins discovered that they were all from the same orphanage. - Anagram

Runner up (4 votes): Because VII VIII IX. - BakusaiTenketsu

Without further ado,

Why DID Pokémon Trainer Red vs. Pokémon Trainer Blue lose to Mario vs. Bowser


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TheCodeisBosco
12/17/11 9:04:00 PM
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The voters were colorblind.

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Pirateking2000
12/17/11 9:04:00 PM
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mwc


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Sakurafanboy
12/17/11 9:05:00 PM
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Mario was here, Red is a loser!

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SilentWanderer
12/17/11 9:05:00 PM
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Gamecube_Gamer
12/17/11 9:05:00 PM
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They couldn't catch 'em all

But in all seriousness, is anyone else surprised they made it this far?

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Dragon66116
12/17/11 9:06:00 PM
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They did their best, they have no regrets.

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Shoenin_Kakashi
12/17/11 9:06:00 PM
#8:


Red and Blue accidentally grabbed a poison mushroom and blacked out. When they woke up, half their votes were gone.

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SSJ Link
12/17/11 9:10:00 PM
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Professor Oak came when he heard that Red and Blue made it this far, only to lose the next round

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UberPyro64
12/17/11 9:13:00 PM
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Confused Halo fans evolved into Angry Halo fans when they realized that they were not voting for the Machinima but for Pokemon. So they voted in another castle.

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todbot1
12/17/11 9:19:00 PM
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Blue's Alakazam used Trick to swap votes... too bad Red and Blue were winning.

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GenesisSaga
12/17/11 9:23:00 PM
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I'm not proud of this...

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GenesisSaga
12/17/11 9:23:00 PM
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Bowser: I wanna win a woman's heart
Like no kid ever has
To snatch Peach is my best start
And then I'll tap that aaaaass! RAWR!

Mario: I will traverse the galaxy
Jumping-a far and wide
Mama Mia, another pipe!?
Guess I'll have to-a go inside... ~_~

Both: Princess Peach! It's you and me
I know you're my destiny
Princess Peach! Oh, I love your back end
And your cake I will defend

Princess Peach! Oh, it's sad but true
My sex drive will pull me through
You kiss me and I'll save you
Priiiiiincess Peaaaaach, gotta get dat ass!

GOTTA GET DAT A~A~ASS! PRINCESS PEACH!

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Phantom_Nook
12/17/11 9:24:00 PM
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Blue left because he was fed up with people calling him Douche. Red didn't stand a chance by himself.

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paperwarior
12/17/11 9:26:00 PM
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Bowser kidnapped the MSpaint hand cursor and was threatening to kill it if Red and his colorswap didn't throw the match.

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SilentWanderer
12/17/11 9:26:00 PM
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From: GenesisSaga | #013
Bowser: I wanna win a woman's heart
Like no kid ever has
To snatch Peach is my best start
And then I'll tap that aaaaass! RAWR!

Mario: I will traverse the galaxy
Jumping-a far and wide
Mama Mia, another pipe!?
Guess I'll have to-a go inside... ~_~

Both: Princess Peach! It's you and me
I know you're my destiny
Princess Peach! Oh, I love your back end
And your cake I will defend

Princess Peach! Oh, it's sad but true
My sex drive will pull me through
You kiss me and I'll save you
Priiiiiincess Peaaaaach, gotta get dat ass!

GOTTA GET DAT A~A~ASS! PRINCESS PEACH!


Hahaha, god damn it, I'm changing my vote to this.
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firefdr
12/17/11 9:26:00 PM
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Spork1111
12/17/11 9:28:00 PM
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Because they weren't super effective.

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Some_Character
12/17/11 9:34:00 PM
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Haha! What-a nuisance. This is too easy. Woo hoo!

These are-a Charmander and Squirtle's evolved forms, Charizard and Blastoise.

And just-a for fun, I'll combine them into one super Pokemon, to make Bowser. Try THAT on for-a size.

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FashnQueenEtna
12/17/11 9:39:00 PM
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Instead of fighting, they kept asking Mario how to evolve Dragonite into Yoshi.

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Emporer_Kazbar
12/17/11 9:39:00 PM
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From: Some_Character | #019
Haha! What-a nuisance. This is too easy. Woo hoo!

These are-a Charmander and Squirtle's evolved forms, Charizard and Blastoise.

And just-a for fun, I'll combine them into one super Pokemon, to make Bowser. Try THAT on for-a size.


Oh man. This is great on so many levels.

I vote this a billion times.

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MarvelousGerbil
12/17/11 9:45:00 PM
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The Pokemon Trainers didn't know how to EV train.

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jacko_vdz
12/17/11 9:50:00 PM
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RED was playing the SNES! And it was time to go!

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Sonrad
12/17/11 10:20:00 PM
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Red and Blue were out of usable pokemon, Red and Blue whited out. Red and Blue scurried off to the pokemon center preventing there pokemon from further harm.

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AdmiralZephyr
12/17/11 10:21:00 PM
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Blue: Smell ya later, contest!

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greatone10
12/17/11 10:25:00 PM
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GenesisSaga posted...
Bowser: I wanna win a woman's heart
Like no kid ever has
To snatch Peach is my best start
And then I'll tap that aaaaass! RAWR!

Mario: I will traverse the galaxy
Jumping-a far and wide
Mama Mia, another pipe!?
Guess I'll have to-a go inside... ~_~

Both: Princess Peach! It's you and me
I know you're my destiny
Princess Peach! Oh, I love your back end
And your cake I will defend

Princess Peach! Oh, it's sad but true
My sex drive will pull me through
You kiss me and I'll save you
Priiiiiincess Peaaaaach, gotta get dat ass!

GOTTA GET DAT A~A~ASS! PRINCESS PEACH!


This one million times!

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archon105
12/17/11 10:28:00 PM
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They did their best. They have no regrets.

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GTM
12/17/11 10:34:00 PM
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Haha! What-a nuisance. This is too easy. Woo hoo!

These are-a Charmander and Squirtle's evolved forms, Charizard and Blastoise.

And just-a for fun, I'll combine them into one super Pokemon, to make Bowser. Try THAT on for-a size.


holy crap how did I never see that

I dont like the execution, but it made me explode

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GTM
12/17/11 10:35:00 PM
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(so I vote that)

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swirIdude
12/17/11 10:50:00 PM
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From: archon105 | #027
They did their best. They have no regrets.



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FL81
12/17/11 10:56:00 PM
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From: archon105 | #027
They did their best. They have no regrets.



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WalrusJump
12/17/11 11:06:00 PM
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All the kids play Mario these days.

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Crossfiyah
12/17/11 11:11:00 PM
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They did their best. They have no regrets.

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GenesisSaga
12/17/11 11:15:00 PM
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5 votes

They did their best. They have no regrets. - archon105

4 votes

N/A

3 votes

Bowser: I wanna win a woman's heart
Like no kid ever has
To snatch Peach is my best start
And then I'll tap that aaaaass! RAWR!

Mario: I will traverse the galaxy
Jumping-a far and wide
Mama Mia, another pipe!?
Guess I'll have to-a go inside... ~_~

Both: Princess Peach! It's you and me
I know you're my destiny
Princess Peach! Oh, I love your back end
And your cake I will defend

Princess Peach! Oh, it's sad but true
My sex drive will pull me through
You kiss me and I'll save you
Priiiiiincess Peaaaaach, gotta get dat ass!

GOTTA GET DAT A~A~ASS! PRINCESS PEACH! - GenesisSaga


Haha! What-a nuisance. This is too easy. Woo hoo!

These are-a Charmander and Squirtle's evolved forms, Charizard and Blastoise.

And just-a for fun, I'll combine them into one super Pokemon, to make Bowser. Try THAT on for-a size. - Some_Character

2 votes

N/A I think

1 vote

There are so many... And I'm so tired... ~_~

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Kenri
12/17/11 11:35:00 PM
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Haha! What-a nuisance. This is too easy. Woo hoo!

These are-a Charmander and Squirtle's evolved forms, Charizard and Blastoise.

And just-a for fun, I'll combine them into one super Pokemon, to make Bowser. Try THAT on for-a size.


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HyperOmegaX
12/17/11 11:42:00 PM
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Haha! What-a nuisance. This is too easy. Woo hoo!

These are-a Charmander and Squirtle's evolved forms, Charizard and Blastoise.

And just-a for fun, I'll combine them into one super Pokemon, to make Bowser. Try THAT on for-a size.
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todbot1
12/17/11 11:43:00 PM
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They did their best. They have no regrets.

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Orochimaru_Fan
12/17/11 11:46:00 PM
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From: firefdr | #017
external image


The only true reason for this TRAVESTY.
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20three
12/18/11 12:02:00 AM
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From: KJH | #039
external image



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Altimadark
12/18/11 12:06:00 AM
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external image

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GenesisSaga
12/18/11 12:14:00 AM
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B'aw. :(

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swirIdude
12/18/11 12:19:00 AM
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This is going to be an epic fight.

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Anagram
12/18/11 1:17:00 AM
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GenesisSaga posted...
Bowser: I wanna win a woman's heart
Like no kid ever has
To snatch Peach is my best start
And then I'll tap that aaaaass! RAWR!

Mario: I will traverse the galaxy
Jumping-a far and wide
Mama Mia, another pipe!?
Guess I'll have to-a go inside... ~_~

Both: Princess Peach! It's you and me
I know you're my destiny
Princess Peach! Oh, I love your back end
And your cake I will defend

Princess Peach! Oh, it's sad but true
My sex drive will pull me through
You kiss me and I'll save you
Priiiiiincess Peaaaaach, gotta get dat ass!

GOTTA GET DAT A~A~ASS! PRINCESS PEACH!


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GhoullyX
12/18/11 1:26:00 AM
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Some_Character
12/18/11 4:34:00 AM
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Three options matched at 5 votes.

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Crossfiyah
12/18/11 4:38:00 AM
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Change my vote to external image then.

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kevwaffles
12/18/11 4:39:00 AM
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From: GenesisSaga | #013
Bowser: I wanna win a woman's heart
Like no kid ever has
To snatch Peach is my best start
And then I'll tap that aaaaass! RAWR!

Mario: I will traverse the galaxy
Jumping-a far and wide
Mama Mia, another pipe!?
Guess I'll have to-a go inside... ~_~

Both: Princess Peach! It's you and me
I know you're my destiny
Princess Peach! Oh, I love your back end
And your cake I will defend

Princess Peach! Oh, it's sad but true
My sex drive will pull me through
You kiss me and I'll save you
Priiiiiincess Peaaaaach, gotta get dat ass!

GOTTA GET DAT A~A~ASS! PRINCESS PEACH!



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ctesjbuvf
12/18/11 4:41:00 AM
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Squareenixfreak
12/18/11 4:45:00 AM
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red throw pokeball and bowser came out of it

^^i know!! im so lame ^_^

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spooky96
12/18/11 5:42:00 AM
#51:


Squareenixfreak posted...
red throw pokeball and bowser came out of it

^^i know!! im so lame ^_^


Dude I actually liked your the best. I vote for this. Other's weren't even funny.

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