Board 8 > Why Did They Lose? Alucard vs. Dracula

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These things run 24 hours for 24-hour matches.

The rules are of course, to come up with a humorous reason as to why the loser of the most recent contest match lost, or to second someone else's reason. Reasons have to be original, so reasons that have won in previous contests aren't eligible.

List of past winners: http://board8.wikia.com/wiki/Why_Did_They_Lose%3F

Previously...
Why Did They Lose: Samus vs. Ridley

Winner (14 votes): Samus: "I still can’t believe my dragon lost to you, Red vs Blue! You’re now the GameFAQs Rivalry Rumble champion! …Or, you would have been, but you have one more challenge ahead. You have to face another Rivalry! His name is… Mario vs Bowser! He beat the Elite Four before you. He is the real GameFAQs Rivalry Rumble champion!" - GTM

Runner up (4 votes): Sammy didn't have the balls to compete with them. - WHATZITUYA

The people have spoken: It doesn't MATTER if that joke would've made more sense for the next round!

Without further ado,

Why DID Alucard vs. Dracula lose to Link vs. Ganondorf?

You think vamps are hardcore? All they do is suck blood. Link EATS HEARTS. Now THAT'S hardcore!

Dracula has Light Arrows as the treasure for his castle.

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LOL!!!! I hope that's a joke....names don't get more n00bish than that

All part of the Plan

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big rigs is game of the ever

Dracula was high

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Link opened with his light arrows, and, well, the vampires sparkled, but only for about a half second.

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"All part of the Plan"

That literally JUST won less than a week ago. There's no way I'm.accepting it without some kind of revision.

Wolf vs Vampires. Great.
Luckily for the Wolf, He had the power of The Sparta Kick to back him up.

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Nice catch BlAcK TuRtLe.
But too bad your ass got SAAAAAAAAAAACKED.*tackles*

It's the LAW.

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MWC is god-tier

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Whassa matter Anna? Took a Light Arrow to the knee?

Alucard... Alucard, where art thou? Come hither. Oh Alucard, the plan, listen to my words... The words of Dracula... Dost thou sense it? The shadow of LAW is descending upon this round. Nintendo's forces even are now mustering at attack my castle. For so long, my castle, the source of our victories, stood as a symbol, deterring outsiders like Phoenix Wright versus Edgeworth and Frog versus Magus. But before these tremendous Hyrulian powers, even my power is as nothing. It seems the time has come for the rivalry without a Noble Niner to end its journey. Our destiny which was is to lead Castlevania on the path of victory and success. Alucard, go now! Wait for the next contest and guide yourself to victory. I do not have much time left. Fly, Alucard, fly! The fate of Castlevania, nay, the Plan, depends upon thee!

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In this Twilight battle, Were-beasts just are stronger then Vampires.

Badump

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Second submission--


THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU

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Circle gets the Scare!
Imagine if Jesus knew kung fu. That's what everyone is dealing with

Even when they're men, silent protagonists don't have any secrets to be little piles of.

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ScareChan posted...
Second submission

Er... You know you only get one right?

From: GenesisSaga | #018
ScareChan posted...
Second submission

Er... You know you only get one right?

Now I just have the one!

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Circle gets the Scare!
Imagine if Jesus knew kung fu. That's what everyone is dealing with

Something about Twilight, vampires and sparkling.

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Khali Speak:
http://www.rot13.com/

What is Samus versus Ridley but a miserable little pile of secrets?

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VitalVI posted...
All part of the Plan

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Because Alucard was half a pile of miserable secrets.

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Dare I dream once more?
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What a horrible night to have a curse.

*Sun's Song*

The morning sun has vanquished the horrible night.

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Azp2k32 posted...
VitalVI posted...
All part of the Plan

You can second it all you want but it's disqualified.

Gen get off the rag,
Frog vs. Magus lost because... All part of the plan. as you see In this quote the world plan was not capitalized, mine was thus different

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big rigs is game of the ever

No. And no.

Alucard didn't plan this far.

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There never was a post. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and refracted the light from Venus.

Everybody chill the **** out i got this.




I win.

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A: Why don't you try having sex in real life? - Dr_Mojo

All part of the Plan



This. It shouldn't be disqualified. Plan is capitilized.

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Alucard may plan as much as he wants, but he's no Batman.

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Congrats to our Guru champ!

Link

That's all you need to know.

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Pirateking2000 posted...
Dracula was high

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The plan was a miserable little pile of secrets.

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Tried but can't come up with anything better than.

VitalVI posted...
All part of the Plan
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From: VitalVI | #004
All part of the Plan

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Alucard... Alucard, where art thou? Come hither. Oh Alucard, the plan, listen to my words... The words of Dracula... Dost thou sense it? The shadow of LAW is descending upon this round. Nintendo's forces even are now mustering at attack my castle. For so long, my castle, the source of our victories, stood as a symbol, deterring outsiders like Phoenix Wright versus Edgeworth and Frog versus Magus. But before these tremendous Hyrulian powers, even my power is as nothing. It seems the time has come for the rivalry without a Noble Niner to end its journey. Our destiny which was is to lead Castlevania on the path of victory and success. Alucard, go now! Wait for the next contest and guide yourself to victory. I do not have much time left. Fly, Alucard, fly! The fate of Castlevania, nay, the Plan, depends upon thee!

That's a good one... and enough of The Plan!

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ALL HAIL! King of the losers!

What a horrible night to have a curse.

*Sun's Song*

The morning sun has vanquished the horrible night.

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It's an illuuuuusion!
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Altimadark posted...
Alucard didn't plan this far.

I'm just gonna second this.

2 votes

Dracula was high - Pirateking2000


Alucard... Alucard, where art thou? Come hither. Oh Alucard, the plan, listen to my words... The words of Dracula... Dost thou sense it? The shadow of LAW is descending upon this round. Nintendo's forces even are now mustering at attack my castle. For so long, my castle, the source of our victories, stood as a symbol, deterring outsiders like Phoenix Wright versus Edgeworth and Frog versus Magus. But before these tremendous Hyrulian powers, even my power is as nothing. It seems the time has come for the rivalry without a Noble Niner to end its journey. Our destiny which was is to lead Castlevania on the path of victory and success. Alucard, go now! Wait for the next contest and guide yourself to victory. I do not have much time left. Fly, Alucard, fly! The fate of Castlevania, nay, the Plan, depends upon thee! - Anagram


What a horrible night to have a curse.

*Sun's Song*

The morning sun has vanquished the horrible night. - Kenri


Alucard didn't plan this far. - Altimadark

1 vote

Dracula has Light Arrows as the treasure for his castle. - SSJSephirothGokuX123


Wolf vs Vampires. Great.
Luckily for the Wolf, He had the power of The Sparta Kick to back him up. - Shoenin_Kakashi


It's the LAW. - MWC


In this Twilight battle, Were-beasts just are stronger then Vampires. - rontifu


THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU - ScareChan


Even when they're men, silent protagonists don't have any secrets to be little piles of. - MarvelousGerbil


Something about Twilight, vampires and sparkling. - Haguile


What is Samus versus Ridley but a miserable little pile of secrets? - Psycho_Kenshin


Because Alucard was half a pile of miserable secrets. - X Launcher


Alucard may plan as much as he wants, but he's no Batman. - bospsychopaat


Link

That's all you need to know. - Heroic Mass Carrier


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The plan was a miserable little pile of secrets. - wg64Z

THIS IS A VOTE GENESIS SAGA:

Wish others would back me on this one.. i mean come on.. its Heath Ledger as the Joker saying it! O_O

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The plan had a missing link.

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From: AranShiizaa | #042
THIS IS A VOTE GENESIS SAGA:

Wish others would back me on this one.. i mean come on.. its Heath Ledger as the Joker saying it! O_O

Since my vote isn't accepted before then this.

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All part of the plan...(for Link to lose to Cloud, then Cloud lose to Trainers)

AranShiizaa posted...
THIS IS A VOTE GENESIS SAGA:

Wish others would back me on this one.. i mean come on.. its Heath Ledger as the Joker saying it! O_O

It's still the exact same damn thing. If I allow this one as might as well allow the other one. And I sure as hell won't allow the other. Sorry for the inconvenience, but this debate is over.

It's all part of the Plan.

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Anagram posted...
Alucard... Alucard, where art thou? Come hither. Oh Alucard, the plan, listen to my words... The words of Dracula... Dost thou sense it? The shadow of LAW is descending upon this round. Nintendo's forces even are now mustering at attack my castle. For so long, my castle, the source of our victories, stood as a symbol, deterring outsiders like Phoenix Wright versus Edgeworth and Frog versus Magus. But before these tremendous Hyrulian powers, even my power is as nothing. It seems the time has come for the rivalry without a Noble Niner to end its journey. Our destiny which was is to lead Castlevania on the path of victory and success. Alucard, go now! Wait for the next contest and guide yourself to victory. I do not have much time left. Fly, Alucard, fly! The fate of Castlevania, nay, the Plan, depends upon thee!

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From: Kenri | #024
What a horrible night to have a curse.

*Sun's Song*

The morning sun has vanquished the horrible night.

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