Board 8 > Why Did They Lose? Mega Man X vs. Zero

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These things run 24 hours for 24-hour matches.

The rules are of course, to come up with a humorous reason as to why the loser of the most recent contest match lost, or to second someone else's reason. Reasons have to be original, so reasons that have won in previous contests aren't eligible.

List of past winners: http://board8.wikia.com/wiki/Why_Did_They_Lose%3F

Previously...
Why Did They Lose: Sora vs. Riku

Winner (9 votes): Well. I guess that match was undeniable proof that Squall and Seifer totally owned those lamers. - GenesisSaga

Runner up (3 votes): .... Whatever - ScareChan

Without further ado,

Why DID Mega Man X vs. Zero lose to Mario vs. Bowser?

I uh... I got nothin' for this one.

X can copy the powers of any Robot Master... but he can't copy Jump Man.

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Legends never die -- unless they're fighting Mario.

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sorry but one mega man X zero is still zero

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sorry but one mega man X zero is still zero

I like it.

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Pirateking2000 posted...
sorry but one mega man X zero is still zero

YES!

Math jokes

Expected to see a math joke get posted and immediately win.

And that's exactly what happened.

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Mario asked for the win, to which Zero replied "X gon' give it to ya"

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this wasn't playing


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X got confused as to how he was still alive after Megaman was eliminated before his eyes. Zero was braiding his hair while X tried to figure it out.

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X0X0 only goes so far

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"HERE WE GO!!!"

Mario has awesome catch phrases and is as OG as they get.

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Come on! What the hell?

Why has no one said

"Because Zero doesn't know what he's fighting for"

sorry but one mega man X zero is still zero

Tommy2GoGo... that joke has been used at least twice in the last 5 years.

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"HERE WE GO!!!"

Mario has awesome catch phrases and is as OG as they get.
"Ain't no stoppin me at all, you need a Sawed Off or a maybe a Chainsaw" Kid Cudi plays gears?
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I counter with "TIME TO GET CEREAL!"

... wait...

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igordebraga posted...
sorry but one mega man X zero is still zero

Tommy2GoGo... that joke has been used at least twice in the last 5 years.

It's a classic joke! It is an obligatory for people to make this joke everytime Zero ever get brought up.

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Pirateking2000 posted...
sorry but one mega man X zero is still zero

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Sorry, but one Mega Man X Zero is still zero.

I just wanted to correct the capitalization/grammar because it was bugging me.

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It was actually a 2 vs. 1 match. Capcom figured it would be more cost efficient to send Zero dressed up as Mega Man rather than sending two whole characters.

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