RULES - Vote for the rivals you think have had sex the most times. NOT NECESSARILY WITH EACH OTHER, that is. It can be with anyone. - You can't vote for a single character, you have to vote for the whole rivalry.... even if one character drags the rivalry down by still being a virgin (like Ganondorf in Link/Ganondorf) - The winners move on to the next round, believe it or not
Yesterday's results:
Phoenix Wright / Edgeworth - 21 vs. Gordon Freeman / Dr. Breen - 1
----- Alucard / Dracula - 16 vs. Shepard vs. Saren - 5
Today's rivalries:
Chell / GLaDOS vs. Ness / Giygas
----- Frog / Magus vs. Raiden / Vamp
So, tell me, which of these rival characters have had the most sex?
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Chell/Glados Adult woman, AI, little boy and fetus spirit. Chell is the only one who could plausibly get laid. Raiden/Vamp Raiden has a girlfriend and Vamp is bisexual, i.e. more options.
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Chell / GLaDOS Ness is 13, he could totally be having sex with Paula if he wanted to. Let's also not forget the crazy theory that Giygas could shapeshift into that woman you see in Threed, in which case I'm sure it got it on a couple times. Still, uh... it's not contest against Chell.
Raiden / Vamp frog x cyrus, you know it Magus probably got it on like crazy considering he was the leader and strongest dude. Not enough to beat Raiden and Vamp, though.
Chell/Glados --Chell's the only one who could've even have sex... Raiden/Vamp --Those playing MGS2 know the truth about Raiden...and vamp...he...um...sucks blood...
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Not voting, but Chell is also basically guaranteed to be a virgin unless that theory she was one of the daughters on Take Your Daughter To Work Day has been debunked.
Chell/GlaDOS. Caroline was probably porking Cave Johnson. It totally counts
Raiden/Vamp. I doubt Raiden was getting much of anything from his shrew girlfriend, but Vamp was ****ing everything that moves, and some things that weren't
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correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Chell abducted during Bring Your Daughter to Work Day? and then put in to a holding cell until it was her turn to be a test subject?
because I thought that was pretty much the case-- that she's been pretty much alone since she was brought to Aperture as a child
Abstain - Uh... I can't pick a winner here. GlaDOS is a robot, Ness has yet to/only very recently hit puberty, and Giygas is an entity I don't imagine is interested. Chell is the only character in this fourpack with potential, but potentially knockin' da boots isn't actually knockin' da boots. So... ???
Raiden/Vamp - Raiden has Rose and I imagine Vamp forces himself on a lot of people.
Raiden/Vamp, because Vamp screws anything that moves.
And...that first one's just too hard to call. Giygas rapes minds, not bodies, and GLaDOS is an AI. Ness is young and innocent, so that's three zeroes...so it all comes down to Chell.
I'm going to have to say that this one's a scoreless tie.
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