Board 8 > How do I fire someone in a way that he won't hate me?

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Need help, Board 8. Don't let me down. It will be done over the phone because he's based in DC and I'm not driving forty-two hours to get there and do it in person. He's been working with me for almost a year, and he's practically in love with the job. go go go

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Do it in person with gasoline and he won't hate you for very long.

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Tell him the company went bankrupt.

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Find him a better job before you fire him.

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after you fire him, ask if he's mad

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Why are you firing him?

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90s games > 00s games

"Hey bob, how much money do you have in your savings account?"
"Savings account? Money? I am feeding a family of five and little timmy's arm was chopped off last week and then the basement flooded and robbers pretended to be plumb..."
"You're fired"
"..ers. Can you hang on a sec? I have a sudden urge to explore very high rooftops..."

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Also, I'm not sure why this isn't done more by companies, but if you have the power to do so, maybe offer to let him stay on at a lower salary?

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Give him a good pension.

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Put a net where you expect him to land.

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Also, I'm not sure why this isn't done more by companies, but if you have the power to do so, maybe offer to let him stay on at a lower salary?

Because the people that run the company don't care about the foot soldiers. His salary reclaimed is mo' money in the execs' annual bonus.

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Make Spongebob do it

"Enjoy your long weekend!"

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He will be mad no matter what so who cares?

Do it the same way Vince McMahon would.

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Have sex.

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Your face is bees.

He will hate you no matter what.

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