"Hey bob, how much money do you have in your savings account?"
"Savings account? Money? I am feeding a family of five and little timmy's arm was chopped off last week and then the basement flooded and robbers pretended to be plumb..."
"You're fired"
"..ers. Can you hang on a sec? I have a sudden urge to explore very high rooftops..."
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There is no shame in not knowing; the shame lies in not finding out