Board 8 > How do I break up with someone in a way that she won't hate me?

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The Return of Hylian 10/24/11 11:57:00 AM #1:	Need help, Board 8. Don't let me down. It will be done over the phone because she lives in DC and I'm not driving six hours to get there and do it in person. We've been dating for almost a year, and she's practically in love with me. go go go -- Once built a steamboat in a meadow 'cuz I'd forgotten how to sail. <cite>The Return of Hylian posted [p:473565] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> Need help, Board 8. Don't let me down. It will be done over the phone because she lives in DC and I'm not driving six hours to get there and do it in person. We've been dating for almost a year, and she's practically in love with me. go go go -- Once built a steamboat in a meadow 'cuz I'd forgotten how to sail. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
INCEPTlON 10/24/11 11:59:00 AM #2:	Impossible. You lie to them= They find out You tell the truth= They don't like your reason. The best option is MOIDER! -- I think I found a way home. And this last job, that's how I get there. Stripey 1978 9653 0281. Black/White Friend Code <cite>INCEPTlON posted [p:473566] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> Impossible.You lie to them= They find outYou tell the truth= They don't like your reason.The best option is MOIDER! -- I think I found a way home. And this last job, that's how I get there. Stripey1978 9653 0281. Black/White Friend Code </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
metaIslugg 10/24/11 12:01:00 PM #3:	From: The Return of Hylian \| #001 and she's practically in love with me so, still a little more to go until she's actually in love with you? Probably won't be that hard then! -- http://i52.tinypic.com/5ugxly.jpg <cite>metaIslugg posted [p:473567] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> From: The Return of Hylian \| #001and she's practically in love with meso, still a little more to go until she's actually in love with you? Probably won't be that hard then! -- http://i52.tinypic.com/5ugxly.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kevwaffles 10/24/11 12:02:00 PM #4:	Tell her that proof of alien life has been found and you've been tapped as part of a select group to go on a 20 year mission to make first contact. -- "One toot on this whistle will take you to a far away land." -Toad, SMB3 <cite>kevwaffles posted [p:473568] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> Tell her that proof of alien life has been found and you've been tapped as part of a select group to go on a 20 year mission to make first contact. -- "One toot on this whistle will take you to a far away land."-Toad, SMB3 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SovietGwindor 10/24/11 12:02:00 PM #5:	you could fawn over her until she breaks up with you. -- Hail L-Block, Hero of the proletariats! http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/8629/sovietblockde0.jpg <cite>SovietGwindor posted [p:473569] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> you could fawn over her until she breaks up with you. -- Hail L-Block, Hero of the proletariats!http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/8629/sovietblockde0.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Return of Hylian 10/24/11 12:02:00 PM #6:	*metaIslugg posted...* From: The Return of Hylian \| #001 and she's practically in love with me so, still a little more to go until she's actually in love with you? Probably won't be that hard then! She has uttered the words "I love you" on more than one occasion. I've begrudgingly responded in kind. What else was I supposed to do? -- Once built a steamboat in a meadow 'cuz I'd forgotten how to sail. <cite>The Return of Hylian posted [p:473570] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> metaIslugg posted...From: The Return of Hylian \| #001and she's practically in love with meso, still a little more to go until she's actually in love with you? Probably won't be that hard then!She has uttered the words "I love you" on more than one occasion. I've begrudgingly responded in kind. What else was I supposed to do? -- Once built a steamboat in a meadow 'cuz I'd forgotten how to sail. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Raven 2 10/24/11 12:02:00 PM #7:	From: INCEPTlON \| #002 Impossible. This, pretty much -- http://www.facebook.com/zerosignal Seriously, call Kenny Loggins, cause you're in the Danger Zone. <cite>The Raven 2 posted [p:473571] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> From: INCEPTlON \| #002Impossible.This, pretty much -- http://www.facebook.com/zerosignalSeriously, call Kenny Loggins, cause you're in the Danger Zone. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tom Waits 10/24/11 12:03:00 PM #8:	From: The Return of Hylian \| #006 She has uttered the words "I love you" on more than one occasion. I've begrudgingly responded in kind. What else was I supposed to do? Have sex with her and forget she said it. -- ICON: When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set Bidoof on fire. <cite>Tom Waits posted [p:473572] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> From: The Return of Hylian \| #006She has uttered the words "I love you" on more than one occasion. I've begrudgingly responded in kind. What else was I supposed to do?Have sex with her and forget she said it. -- ICON:When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set Bidoof on fire. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Return of Hylian 10/24/11 12:04:00 PM #9:	*Tom Waits posted...* Have sex with her and forget she said it. What about if she says it after sex and my willy is in cool-down mode? -- Once built a steamboat in a meadow 'cuz I'd forgotten how to sail. <cite>The Return of Hylian posted [p:473573] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> Tom Waits posted...Have sex with her and forget she said it.What about if she says it after sex and my willy is in cool-down mode? -- Once built a steamboat in a meadow 'cuz I'd forgotten how to sail. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kevwaffles 10/24/11 12:05:00 PM #10:	From: SovietGwindor \| #005 you could fawn over her until she breaks up with you. That usually only works before she gets serious. It could still work, but the time investment and risk at this point is not worth it. -- "One toot on this whistle will take you to a far away land." -Toad, SMB3 <cite>kevwaffles posted [p:473574] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> From: SovietGwindor \| #005you could fawn over her until she breaks up with you.That usually only works before she gets serious. It could still work, but the time investment and risk at this point is not worth it. -- "One toot on this whistle will take you to a far away land."-Toad, SMB3 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tom Waits 10/24/11 12:05:00 PM #11:	From: The Return of Hylian \| #009 What about if she says it after sex and my willy is in cool-down mode? have her warm it up for you. -- ICON: FUN FUN FUN FUN <cite>Tom Waits posted [p:473575] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> From: The Return of Hylian \| #009What about if she says it after sex and my willy is in cool-down mode?have her warm it up for you. -- ICON:FUN FUN FUN FUN </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tom Waits 10/24/11 12:06:00 PM #12:	From: The Return of Hylian \| #009 my willy is in cool-down mode? also who says this -- Love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we’ll change the world. <cite>Tom Waits posted [p:473576] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> From: The Return of Hylian \| #009my willy is in cool-down mode?also who says this -- Love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we’ll change the world. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Return of Hylian 10/24/11 12:06:00 PM #13:	I say this. -- Once built a steamboat in a meadow 'cuz I'd forgotten how to sail. <cite>The Return of Hylian posted [p:473577] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> I say this. -- Once built a steamboat in a meadow 'cuz I'd forgotten how to sail. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ViviffTheMobile 10/24/11 12:06:00 PM #14:	Yeah I could never do this for summer flings let alone something that lasts a year. If you develop a system to do this you're eligible for a Nobel Prize. -- The King of GameFAQs Brawl posting from his phone. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/board8/images/8/8b/ViviffChampS1.jpg <cite>ViviffTheMobile posted [p:473578] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> Yeah I could never do this for summer flings let alone something that lasts a year. If you develop a system to do this you're eligible for a Nobel Prize. -- The King of GameFAQs Brawl posting from his phone.http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/board8/images/8/8b/ViviffChampS1.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Return of Hylian 10/24/11 12:07:00 PM #15:	Life advice from Tom Waits = dream come true btw -- Once built a steamboat in a meadow 'cuz I'd forgotten how to sail. <cite>The Return of Hylian posted [p:473579] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> Life advice from Tom Waits = dream come true btw -- Once built a steamboat in a meadow 'cuz I'd forgotten how to sail. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Return of Hylian 10/24/11 12:10:00 PM #16:	*Tom Waits posted...* From: The Return of Hylian \| #009 What about if she says it after sex and my willy is in cool-down mode? have her warm it up for you. I just pictured this scenario. Her: "I love you." Me: "That's great. Go down on me pls" -- Once built a steamboat in a meadow 'cuz I'd forgotten how to sail. <cite>The Return of Hylian posted [p:473580] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> Tom Waits posted...From: The Return of Hylian \| #009What about if she says it after sex and my willy is in cool-down mode?have her warm it up for you.I just pictured this scenario.Her: "I love you."Me: "That's great. Go down on me pls" -- Once built a steamboat in a meadow 'cuz I'd forgotten how to sail. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ViviffTheMobile 10/24/11 12:10:00 PM #17:	Best option is slowly pull away, make it seem like the spark is fading, and make her break up with you. It's basically inception; you have to make her believe she came up with the idea of the break up and you weren't subtly putting it out there. -- The King of GameFAQs Brawl posting from his phone. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/board8/images/8/8b/ViviffChampS1.jpg <cite>ViviffTheMobile posted [p:473581] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> Best option is slowly pull away, make it seem like the spark is fading, and make her break up with you. It's basically inception; you have to make her believe she came up with the idea of the break up and you weren't subtly putting it out there. -- The King of GameFAQs Brawl posting from his phone.http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/board8/images/8/8b/ViviffChampS1.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
foolm0ron 10/24/11 12:10:00 PM #18:	Solution: stop caring that she hates you Alternate angle on the solution: convince yourself that when girls 'hate' you, they actually love you more than ever -- _foolmo_ [NO BARKLEY NO PEACE] <cite>foolm0ron posted [p:473582] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> Solution: stop caring that she hates youAlternate angle on the solution: convince yourself that when girls 'hate' you, they actually love you more than ever -- _foolmo_[NO BARKLEY NO PEACE] </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Return of Hylian 10/24/11 12:13:00 PM #19:	*ViviffTheMobile posted...* Best option is slowly pull away, make it seem like the spark is fading, and make her break up with you. It's basically inception; you have to make her believe she came up with the idea of the break up and you weren't subtly putting it out there. I've been working on this for a couple weeks now haha. *foolm0ron posted...* Solution: stop caring that she hates you Alternate angle on the solution: convince yourself that when girls 'hate' you, they actually love you more than ever I do like this idea. Maybe I should take a bong hit before the conversation so I don't feel as bad. -- Once built a steamboat in a meadow 'cuz I'd forgotten how to sail. <cite>The Return of Hylian posted [p:473583] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> ViviffTheMobile posted...Best option is slowly pull away, make it seem like the spark is fading, and make her break up with you. It's basically inception; you have to make her believe she came up with the idea of the break up and you weren't subtly putting it out there.I've been working on this for a couple weeks now haha. foolm0ron posted...Solution: stop caring that she hates youAlternate angle on the solution: convince yourself that when girls 'hate' you, they actually love you more than everI do like this idea. Maybe I should take a bong hit before the conversation so I don't feel as bad. -- Once built a steamboat in a meadow 'cuz I'd forgotten how to sail. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
colliding 10/24/11 12:13:00 PM #20:	email her this thread <cite>colliding posted [p:473584] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> email her this thread </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Return of Hylian 10/24/11 12:15:00 PM #21:	*colliding posted...* email her this thread Maximum damage inflicted imo. Trying to avoid that... -- Once built a steamboat in a meadow 'cuz I'd forgotten how to sail. <cite>The Return of Hylian posted [p:473585] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> colliding posted...email her this threadMaximum damage inflicted imo. Trying to avoid that... -- Once built a steamboat in a meadow 'cuz I'd forgotten how to sail. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Meow1000 10/24/11 12:20:00 PM #22:	From: INCEPTlON \| #002 Impossible. From: The Raven 2 \| #007 This, pretty much From: foolm0ron \| #018 Solution: stop caring that she hates you Alternate angle on the solution: convince yourself that when girls 'hate' you, they actually love you more than ever -- Never underestimate the power of stupidity in numbers. ~War13104 Never stoop to the level of idiots. They will drag you down and beat you with experience. <cite>Meow1000 posted [p:473586] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> From: INCEPTlON \| #002Impossible.From: The Raven 2 \| #007This, pretty muchFrom: foolm0ron \| #018Solution: stop caring that she hates youAlternate angle on the solution: convince yourself that when girls 'hate' you, they actually love you more than ever -- Never underestimate the power of stupidity in numbers. ~War13104Never stoop to the level of idiots. They will drag you down and beat you with experience. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CrimsonOcean 10/24/11 12:26:00 PM #23:	*ViviffTheMobile posted...* Best option is slowly pull away, make it seem like the spark is fading, and make her break up with you. It's basically inception; you have to make her believe she came up with the idea of the break up and you weren't subtly putting it out there. This is a bad idea. I've had guys do this to my friends and it just makes the girl feel really, really bad about herself. And it makes them think you don't have the balls to just break up with them. Which is essentially the case. It's no good any way you look at it. You just have to man up and do it. If you explain your reasoning in a non-douche bag manner she'll be mad, but you may still be able to salvage a friendship if you work a little at it. Assuming you want a friendship. -- http://img.imgcake.com/crimjpgpe.jpg Mo' buildings mo' problems ocean kinda grew on me like a flesh eating ...fungus. -BIGPUN9999 <cite>CrimsonOcean posted [p:473587] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> ViviffTheMobile posted...Best option is slowly pull away, make it seem like the spark is fading, and make her break up with you. It's basically inception; you have to make her believe she came up with the idea of the break up and you weren't subtly putting it out there.This is a bad idea. I've had guys do this to my friends and it just makes the girl feel really, really bad about herself. And it makes them think you don't have the balls to just break up with them. Which is essentially the case. It's no good any way you look at it.You just have to man up and do it. If you explain your reasoning in a non-douche bag manner she'll be mad, but you may still be able to salvage a friendship if you work a little at it. Assuming you want a friendship. -- http://img.imgcake.com/crimjpgpe.jpg Mo' buildings mo' problemsocean kinda grew on me like a flesh eating ...fungus. -BIGPUN9999 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer 10/24/11 12:28:00 PM #24:	You just tell her that the only way her heart will mend is when she learns to love again, and it won't make sense right now, but you're still her friend. And then you let her down easy. -- http://img.imgcake.com/MerMerYesMer/romywhipmyhairgifar.gif Mer <cite>Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer posted [p:473588] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> You just tell her that the only way her heart will mend is when she learns to love again, and it won't make sense right now, but you're still her friend. And then you let her down easy. -- http://img.imgcake.com/MerMerYesMer/romywhipmyhairgifar.gifMer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GranzonEx 10/24/11 12:29:00 PM #25:	Try the it's not you it's me routine. -- Black: 3310-7431-2094 <cite>GranzonEx posted [p:473589] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> Try the it's not you it's me routine. -- Black: 3310-7431-2094 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Emporer_Kazbar 10/24/11 12:39:00 PM #26:	Mail her a letter that says you're going back to your home planet, and how she wouldn't survive in it's atmosphere, so you have to break up for her safety. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09) http://www.sporcle.com/games/Kazbar/gfaqscontest <cite>Emporer_Kazbar posted [p:473590] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> Mail her a letter that says you're going back to your home planet, and how she wouldn't survive in it's atmosphere, so you have to break up for her safety. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09)http://www.sporcle.com/games/Kazbar/gfaqscontest </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
special_sauce 10/24/11 12:41:00 PM #27:	tell her you're a furry -- The return of...Me_Pie_Three BlAcK TuRtLe didn't even need to return <cite>special_sauce posted [p:473591] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> tell her you're a furry -- The return of...Me_Pie_ThreeBlAcK TuRtLe didn't even need to return </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Silvercross 10/24/11 12:46:00 PM #28:	Do what I did. Slowly become distant until she breaks up with you. -- There was a signature here. It's gone now. Your face is bees. <cite>Silvercross posted [p:473592] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> Do what I did.Slowly become distant until she breaks up with you. -- There was a signature here. It's gone now.Your face is bees. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rammtay 10/24/11 12:50:00 PM #29:	tell her that her vag is too large for your tiny wang -- caps <cite>rammtay posted [p:473593] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> tell her that her vag is too large for your tiny wang -- caps </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer 10/24/11 12:51:00 PM #30:	Okay I just read the topic title and then came in to post Robyn lyrics without reading anyone else's posts but holy ** I actually managed to give the best advice here -- http://i.imgur.com/ye2xG.gif Mer <cite>Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer posted [p:473594] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> Okay I just read the topic title and then came in to post Robyn lyrics without reading anyone else's posts but holy ** I actually managed to give the best advice here -- http://i.imgur.com/ye2xG.gifMer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer 10/24/11 12:52:00 PM #31:	as in, you guys are terrible at giving advice and a lot of you are p*ies -- http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/61941525/Lady+helykitwenitwerkiyt.gif Mer <cite>Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer posted [p:473595] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> as in, you guys are terrible at giving advice and a lot of you are p*ies -- http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/61941525/Lady+helykitwenitwerkiyt.gifMer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
special_sauce 10/24/11 2:43:00 PM #32:	From: Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer \| #031 as in, you guys are terrible at giving advice and a lot of you are p**ies obviously most of the advice is facetious -- The return of...*Me_Pie_Three BlAcK TuRtLe didn't even need to return <cite>special_sauce posted [p:473596] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> From: Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer \| #031as in, you guys are terrible at giving advice and a lot of you are p***iesobviously most of the advice is facetious -- The return of...Me_Pie_ThreeBlAcK TuRtLe didn't even need to return </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer 10/24/11 3:03:00 PM #33:	From: special_sauce \| #032 obviously most of the advice is facetious Oh, people in this topic were being facetious? I hadn't realized! Thanks for pointing that out, bro. What would I do without you?! -- http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/41/uZiF9.jpg Mer <cite>Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer posted [p:473597] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> From: special_sauce \| #032obviously most of the advice is facetiousOh, people in this topic were being facetious? I hadn't realized! Thanks for pointing that out, bro. What would I do without you?! -- http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/41/uZiF9.jpgMer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
special_sauce 10/24/11 3:07:00 PM #34:	You would be stupid and worthless, obviously god why do you keep asking such dumb questions -- The return of...Me_Pie_Three BlAcK TuRtLe didn't even need to return <cite>special_sauce posted [p:473598] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> You would be stupid and worthless, obviouslygod why do you keep asking such dumb questions -- The return of...Me_Pie_ThreeBlAcK TuRtLe didn't even need to return </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dauntless Hunter 10/24/11 3:07:00 PM #35:	Fake your own death. -- [NO BARKLEY NO PEACE] <cite>Dauntless Hunter posted [p:473599] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> Fake your own death. -- [NO BARKLEY NO PEACE] </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeonhartFour 10/24/11 3:10:00 PM #36:	Unless you actually plan on maintaining a close friendship with this girl after the fact, just man up and break up. -- "But you have been given freedom. Freedom to be...outside." "I am lightning...the rain transformed." <cite>LeonhartFour posted [p:473600] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> Unless you actually plan on maintaining a close friendship with this girl after the fact, just man up and break up. -- "But you have been given freedom. Freedom to be...outside.""I am lightning...the rain transformed." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dauntless Hunter 10/24/11 3:12:00 PM #37:	Tell her that you're returning to your home planet, having learned what it is that humans call "love". -- [NO BARKLEY NO PEACE] <cite>Dauntless Hunter posted [p:473601] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> Tell her that you're returning to your home planet, having learned what it is that humans call "love". -- [NO BARKLEY NO PEACE] </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CherryCokes 10/24/11 3:17:00 PM #38:	is her name Lauren -- http://alison-brie.net/galleries/3.jpg <cite>CherryCokes posted [p:473602] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> is her name Lauren -- http://alison-brie.net/galleries/3.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
StealThisSheen 10/24/11 3:23:00 PM #39:	Tell her you've felt the warm caress of another man, and now realize you have needs that she cannot meet. -- SEP Nash, Smelling Like the Vault since 1996 Step FOUR! Get Paid! http://img.imgcake.com/stevenashgifpu.gif <cite>StealThisSheen posted [p:473603] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> Tell her you've felt the warm caress of another man, and now realize you have needs that she cannot meet. -- SEP Nash, Smelling Like the Vault since 1996Step FOUR! Get Paid! http://img.imgcake.com/stevenashgifpu.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 10/24/11 3:26:00 PM #40:	ask her to marry you -- ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu (about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing) <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:473604] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> ask her to marry you -- ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu(about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Straw_Hax 10/24/11 3:28:00 PM #41:	Uh, don't break up with her? Only jackasses do that <cite>Straw_Hax posted [p:473605] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> Uh, don't break up with her? Only jackasses do that </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SlymDayspring 10/24/11 3:38:00 PM #42:	how about just tell her the truth? nobody hates someone for not loving them back. they just hate that they love them. -- I'm "kind of a big deal". http://img.imgcake.com/cyclo/Cyclopngegpngre.png <cite>SlymDayspring posted [p:473606] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> how about just tell her the truth?nobody hates someone for not loving them back. they just hate that they love them. -- I'm "kind of a big deal".http://img.imgcake.com/cyclo/Cyclopngegpngre.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kinglicious 10/24/11 3:54:00 PM #43:	Tell her that you discovered she could in no way compare to your many 2d wives. But you will help her try and maybe will consider her as a woman again if she's moe enough -- The King Wang. Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert. <cite>Kinglicious posted [p:473607] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> Tell her that you discovered she could in no way compare to your many 2d wives. But you will help her try and maybe will consider her as a woman again if she's moe enough -- The King Wang.Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hydrowhat 10/24/11 3:55:00 PM #44:	[This message was deleted at the request of the original poster] <cite>Hydrowhat posted [p:473608] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> [This message was deleted at the request of the original poster] </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlecTrevelyan006 10/24/11 4:39:00 PM #45:	Tell her you think she should start seeing other people. Because you are already. Also, make sure to tell her it's not her, it's you, because you can't deal with nagging skanks. -- "nah, it's not my team if I drop pitchers for merely being horrible" -War13104 <cite>AlecTrevelyan006 posted [p:473609] in How do I b... [t:60756663]...</cite> <quote> Tell her you think she should start seeing other people. Because you are already. Also, make sure to tell her it's not her, it's you, because you can't deal with nagging skanks. -- "nah, it's not my team if I drop pitchers for merely being horrible" -War13104 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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