*Inside Lockes and Whiskey Nick's Bro pad after a night of excessive partying with many b******* and the Brommander and Chief, Commodore at a Dallas Stars game in which the Stars beat the Ottawa Senators 8-1 by way of a Mike Ribeiro double hat trick*
"Bro, what happened last night", Whiskey Nick slurs as he awakens on a piano bench. "Lockes bro, you need a beer?", Nick rummages through the fridge.
*Lockes awakens on a pile of b****** and juggahoes reeking of sex* "Yo bro I definitely could use a beer", replies Lockes
*The Bros fist pump and chug a beer, but then they realize the Brommander and Chief Commodore is not with them, chugging a breakfast beer*
"COMM!!!!!", The bros yell into the guest Bro sexnasium.
*no response*
"YO COMM!!!!", they yell again.
*Lockes and Whiskey Nick go to find Commodore assuming he needs a beer to wake up. Upon entering the guest Bro master sexnasium they find no trace on Commodore*
"Bro! Our Brommander and Chief is gone!", Lockes exclaims.
"Bro! There is a note." *Whiskey Nick picks up the note and reads*
Dear Lockes and Whiskey Nick,
I have taken the Brommander and Chief, Commodore. No longer shall you reign Broness and the ideals of Bro down upon the world. When the three of you rid the planet of all sex diseases creating a new era of free sex for all. Creating a new era of world peace. It only darkened my hatred of you. For I could never in my wildest dreams, get even one woman, while you three score dozens on a nightly basis. My hatred for you burns down to my very core, which is deep because i am a huge being of gargantuan proportions. My existence is white, only white. I am pure and you are all tainted.
With Love, SC
*Whiskey Nick puts down the note and locks eyes with Lockes. A deep bro stare ensues as they scan the Bro pad realizing everyone of the b****** has been slaughtered*
"Bro I think it is time we get back to what we are best at." Lockes says with so much swagger
"Slaying b******?" Whiskey Nick replies
"Besides that... It is time for the DUDES IN CONSTANT KHAOS to return!" Lockes yells in a behemothian voice
"D.I.C.K!!!" Whiskey Nick yells as he busts out the whiskey and begins to chug
*As the D.I.C.K raise their hands toward the sky and chug their drink of choice, a new adventure begins.*
"We will find the Brommander and restore order to all" Lockes proclaims
"Because we need to drink!" "And we need to party!" "And ... we need to BRO!!!" They both exclaim
And so the D.I.C.K set out on their latest adventure, this time to recover the Brommander and Chief and restore Bro to the universe
CYOA TIME!!!!!
Where do the D.I.C.K search first for Commodore?
A. the brewery B. the bar C. Strip Club
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Voting will be open 12 or 24 hours, I don't know yet, they I will continue
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Chapter 2: Sometimes you gotta go where everybody knows your name
*Lockes and Whiskey Nick quickly chug a beer and down a shot of whiskey before heading out*
As they leave the Bro pad they are immediately aware more than Commodore missing has occurred. Where once there were b****** playing nude volleyball, now there was a sad group of what could be described as half manatee, half orca, half gorilla men. They were huddled together around what appeared to be their gospel. A piece of literature over 300 chapters long on the topic of nothing, but that needed to be read and reviewed to fill it's creators need for acceptance.
*Lockes pulls out his shotgun and blows them all away*
"Bro what is going on?" Lockes asks as he wipes off his massive firearm
"Looks like with Commodore gone from the Broval office the ideals of the anti bro are starting to return." Whiskey Nick replied
"We need to find out more, let's head to the Bar/Bakery." Lockes suggested
"For sure Bro, Alec should be there already." *Whiskey Nick looks at his watch* "It is pretty early but ... oh 4pm, maybe it isn't so early. Yeah he will be there."
The Bar/Bakery Lockes had spoken of was truly one of the most Bro hang out spots. It's owner Alec was a visionary, dreaming of a world where you can get a beer, a doughnut and a ***** all in the same spot. The Wal Mart of hang out spots. In that it had everything you want, not that it is filled with the dirge of the Earth. Oh did I mention Wal Mart no longer exists in the new Bro world? Well it doesn't because it is an awful place.
After walking for literally dozens of steps and hundreds of seconds, the D.I.C.K arrived at Alec's.
"Hey D.I.C.K!" The entire Barkery (it's a word now) exclaimed
Alec's was of course packed 24/7. The party never stopped and Alec never slept, begging the question of why only a few lines ago Nick had thought maybe Alec would not be there.
*Lockes and Whiskey Nick approached the bar*
"Alec, what the **** is going on?" Lockes asked
"You mean about how un-bro everything seems today?" Alec responded
"Not just that, Commodore is gone." Nick said
*The D.I.C.K and Alec chug a beer*
"WHAT!? Not the Brommander! Without his expert guidance and extreme levels of Bro, the world is going to slip quickly back to what it once was." Alec explained
"We know, without Comm in control, Brocism will return." Lockes said
"Worse than that D.I.C.K. I have been hearing about a being known as the Anti-Bro. A creature so hideous, so socially inept, with no swag and no game." Alec mentioned quietly so only the D.I.C.K could hear him
"Oh that is just an urban legend, nothing that awful could actually exist." Nick replied
"We did find this note." *Lockes handed the note to Alec* "What do you make of it Alec?" Lockes asked
*The D.I.C.K and Alec chug a beer*
"This note is truly a bad sign. Commodore could be in real danger, and thus the way of Bro is in danger." Alec said
"Then there is only one thing we can do!" The D.I.C.K exclaimed
*The D.I.C.K and Alec chug a beer*
"We need to find Commodore quickly and destroy whatever this evil is that wants to ruin the world of Bro." Lockes proclaimed
"And since we are running out of room for this chapter, we should get moving." Whiskey Nick said
"Uh Bro? Chapter? Room? Are you drunk?" Lockes asked, totally puzzled
"A little." Nick replied
"Well good" Lockes said
*The D.I.C.K fist bumped Alec and set out*
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Last chapter was exactly 4096/4096 characters lol. Also next chapter may be written by Commodore or possibly Lockes. They will be providing their expert input throughout
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The D.I.C.K leave Alec's awesome barkery, thinking where to head next. But suddenly out of nowhere 6 fine ass ninja *****es bust out of some bushes. They were wearing matching outfits featuring some bizarre insignia.
"Bro look some fine ass *****es." Lockes said, shrugging off the threat
"I see that, but they aren't all over us, that isn't right." Whiskey Nick said perplexed
*The D.I.C.K chug a beer*
*The fine ass ninja *****es lunge at the D.I.C.K*
"Hey now we're talkin!" Lockes exclaims
*The D.I.C.K are pinned to the ground under the fine ass ninja *****es*
"Bro, I think they are trying to hurt us." Nick said calmly
"Die you bro scum!" The F.A.N.B screamed
"Hey you were right." Lockes laughed
*The D.I.C.K chug a beer and toss the F.A.N.B off of themselves*
A quick battle ensues, as the D.I.C.K put the fine ass ninja *****es in their place.
"Bro what was the deal with that? Fine ass *****es like that are usually begging to get with us." Whiskey Nick said
"It must have something to do with Commodore being out of power and that SC thing." Lockes replied
*The fine ass *****es started coming to*
"What happened to us? How did we get here?" they asked
"You don't remember?" the D.I.C.K replied
"No, last thing we can remember was cleaning our kitchens and grocery shopping." the fine ass *****es said
"Think they were brainwashed?" Lockes asked
"For sure." Nick replied
*The D.I.C.K take one of their tops so they can examine the insignia upon it closer and maybe figure out why the fine ass *****es had turned on bros*
*The D.I.C.K chug a beer*
"Ladies why don't you head back to our bro pad, clean things up there and we'll be back later to take care of things." the D.I.C.K said
"OK!" The girls happily replied
*The fine ass *****es head off in the distance towards the bro pad while the D.I.C.K ponder what just happened*
"Look at this insignia bro, it is some kind of crazy hieroglyph." Nick said confused
"It says doom." Lockes said
"You know hieroglyphs Bro?" Nick asked shocked
"Sure why not Bro. Bro we may have to take this seriously, if fine ass *****es like that are turning on bros this SC thing could really be a problem" Lockes said
"We need to get Commodore back and restore balance to the Bro." Whiskey Nick said
"So what is our next move?" Lockes asks
"Well first things first." Nick said
*The D.I.C.K chug a beer*
"Now we need to find out more about SC. Once we know our enemy, we can defeat him." Nick said
"Agreed, but where do unbro things like that hang out?" Lockes asked
"Uhhhhh no idea." Nick replied
*The bro pad explodes*
"BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" The D.I.C.K yell
CYOA TIME!!!
Which of the D.I.C.K celebrity friends should show up next chapter?
A. Charles Barkley B. Zack Ryder C. Jean Claude Van Damme
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XIC, just remember, there is both a good and a bad side to voting for things, last chapters fine ass *****es ended up being evil
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From: Whiskey_Nick | #038 XIC, just remember, there is both a good and a bad side to voting for things, last chapters fine ass *****es ended up being evil
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next chapter tomorrow night during tinychat unless I find something better to do
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