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Chapter 4: It appears

*The D.I.C.K stand mouths agape. The site of their Bro pad in ruins and their colossal amounts of swag gone forever.*

"Bro what the hell is going on? Our Bro pad is f****** gone!" Lockes yelled in a tone not unlike that of a gorilla made of rage

"Our beer bro." Nick was broken as a man and a bro

*The D.I.C.K sprinted towards their ruined bro pad. While they ran they passed the burning bodies of both Zack Ryder and Jean Claude Van Damme, both killed in the explosion. (WWWYKI BRO) As they got to the smoldering pile of rubble they saw something, a huge something*

"Hello D.I.C.K! You plebeian fools! Spreading your ways of Bro. You disgust me. I was born of angst, hatred, selfishness, auto-erotic asphyxiation, and a vision of love that only people from another dimension could even begin to understand or thing is indeed love, for to be me is to be evil, to witness my glory is to witness my failure, to understand what i am is to comprehend a life unparalleled by anything this planet has ever seen! When I was conceived the stars had aligned in a manner most befitting of Superman 64, no one would want me, they pre-ordered me but under false pretext. At my birth, my father died of shame and my mother went blind. You feel like your bro ways make the world worth living! You love freely! You love many! I have never loved any! NO ONE CAN LOVE ME! LOOKK AT ME! If I were to describe myself it would be half gorilla, half manatee, half repugnant. What kind of play is that in life? Why can I not be all up in dem b******? Why can I not rock my junk like the rest if the broverse? When the God of Bro was handing out Bro he gave me all character but no substance. All I am good for is long winded rants and evil. I once wrote a fanfic about naruto but it was worse than the sores on my self. Literally nothing I do has any chance of succeeding... UNTIL NOW!!! I have taken the Brommander and Chief! I will rid the world of Bro. Commodore will die and I will reign my tolerant exuberance on all that are willing and unwilling and even in between, then we will see that which is UNBRO! For you see only my new vengeance of glory is capable of such win and lose but also tie. When do you think you can be where I am? Not today that is for certain! I will rid the world of Bro, I will make the world generic, vanilla, and accepting of me! I will have all the b******. I will rule with an iron fist. I will fist the planet of Bro and reign a new era of fist and me! For you see I can truly show you fear, I show you pain, I show you an existence of fruitless meaningless broless truth. I am Sir Chris!" Sir Chris said calmly and meaningfully with much lax and perspicacity in a manner on Sir Chris could say, did I mention Sir Chris said this, because he did and had also he did.

"ZZZZZZZZZZ" The D.I.C.K had fallen asleep about 4 words into Sir Chris' monologue of epic length and girth.

"WAKE UP D.I.C.K!" Sir Chris bellowed

"Huh what? Oh hey bro he is done. Yo dude why would you blow up the Bro pad?" Whiskey Nick asked

"Seriously!? I had half a sixer in there." Lockes said in a method of bro not known to Sir Chris

"SILENCE! You foolish fools of bros! Why must you always treat me of such low quality!?" Sir Chris whined

*Sir Chris blasted off to his castle of awful without explaining anything really, leaving the D.I.C.K lost and confused due to the lack of bro. What could such a being be hoping to accomplish besides catastrophic failure.*

CYOA TIME

Should Sir Chris long winded speeches be

A) More long winded
B) Shorter and concise
C) So illogical and impossible to understand that even I myself cannot come up with them
D) A goat

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wow so that is what I ended up writing

Yep that is Sir Chris all over

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