Board 8 > I think my daughter travelled back in time and got arrested.

(+) Yeah! (+)

She's 25, lives in my town, has my last name, and her first and middle names are literally the top two female names I have considered naming my hypothetical daughter for a long time. And she just turned herself because her boyfriend hit a police officer and dragged them 30 feet

What does it MEAN? Other than I'm apparently going to get laid, that's pretty cool

You should meet her.

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You're doing a pretty bad job as a dad if her bf is hitting cops.

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wait, her boyfriend's middle name is McBee

what the hell
how is that even a real name

My high school trig teacher's last name was McBee, so by your logic I guess we're cousins.

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Wait

Bee
Fly

McBee
McFly

HOLY CRAP
THEY REALLY ARE TIME TRAVELERS

Obviously you must bang her to create a time paradox.

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See it's ironic because usually people who come back from the future do so to prevent a horrible thing from happening but in this case it's me who needs to do that because it looks like she's been doing lots of meth.

Except she's from the future, so I don't actually need to time travel, I just need to wait until she's born and then one day pull her aside and be like "Time traveling hit and run isn't normal, but on meth it is"

dont get involved with time travel. you'll just ruin everything and ensure everyone in the future is slaves.

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but we're already slaves

to the maaaaaan

that's why you gotta hit him

McBee is saving us all, don't **** this up

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SovietOmega posted...
dont get involved with time travel. you'll just ruin everything and ensure everyone in the future is slaves.

Unless you already got involved from the point of view of her timeline, in which case it's vital that you involve yourself.

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I guess those guys with the faster-than-light particles were right after all huh.

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