She's 25, lives in my town, has my last name, and her first and middle names are literally the top two female names I have considered naming my hypothetical daughter for a long time. And she just turned herself because her boyfriend hit a police officer and dragged them 30 feet
What does it MEAN? Other than I'm apparently going to get laid, that's pretty cool
See it's ironic because usually people who come back from the future do so to prevent a horrible thing from happening but in this case it's me who needs to do that because it looks like she's been doing lots of meth.
Except she's from the future, so I don't actually need to time travel, I just need to wait until she's born and then one day pull her aside and be like "Time traveling hit and run isn't normal, but on meth it is"