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Princess Anri 10/04/11 2:58:00 PM #1: |
I'm a little over a month into my first year of teaching and I already know I can't keep doing this.
These kids are so horrifyingly lazy and stupid that at this rate, I'll be dead before I'm thirty. I'm gonna get certified to teach math and try to get a job at a school with better students. But I am also gonna look into teaching at my local community college. I'm just curious if any of you have done this and what getting certified might entail. -- Congratulations to Rafael Nadal on a Career Golden Slam. - The Mana Sword ... Copied to Clipboard!
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foolm0ron 10/04/11 3:00:00 PM #3: |
Probably nothing more than you need for highschool
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Anagram 10/04/11 3:00:00 PM #4: |
You need a Master's Degree in whatever your subject is to teach at a community college. You can get a part time job at a four year university with a Master's, but you need a proper doctorate for a real job there.
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KommunistKoala 10/04/11 3:00:00 PM #5: |
the lazy and stupid kids are the ones you'll continue to deal with at a community college, you know! With the few exceptions and also the 40 year olds coming back to get some education
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KimPine 10/04/11 3:02:00 PM #6: |
None, just don't get caught. You'll end up kicked out on the street, taking classes at the school, and trying to get into a study group.
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SlymDayspring 10/04/11 3:04:00 PM #7: |
You need a Master's Degree in whatever your subject is to teach at a community college. You can get a part time job at a four year university with a Master's, but you need a proper doctorate for a real job there.
that. from what I understand. -- I'm "kind of a big deal". http://img.imgcake.com/cyclo/Cyclopngegpngre.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OmarsComin 10/04/11 3:08:00 PM #8: |
You can get a part time job at a four year university with a Master's, but you need a proper doctorate for a real job there.
That's not always true. There were a couple of full time faculty in the music department with just a Master's at my university. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Princess Anri 10/04/11 3:09:00 PM #9: |
From: Anagram | #004 No f***ing way. At least, I'm 99% sure you don't need that here. From: KommunistKoala | #005 Nope. The kids I'm talking about are kids who read at like a 3rd grade level in 10th grade. They're not going to college. They're not even gonna pass my class. EVER. -- Congratulations to Rafael Nadal on a Career Golden Slam. - The Mana Sword ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KingButz 10/04/11 3:13:00 PM #10: |
From: Princess Anri | #009 You do know that you can go to community college without a HS diploma, right? Unless you only teach classes with prerequisites you will get the idiots in your class, I guarantee you. Oh, and I'm fairly certain for most departments in CC(like math) you need a Masters to teach. -- My Japanese alter-ego. Hey all this is Bartz btw. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OmarsComin 10/04/11 3:13:00 PM #11: |
you could teach elementary school anri. my friend does it and he's been pretty happy so far.
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KingButz 10/04/11 3:13:00 PM #12: |
Your best bet is to teach at a private school if you still wanna teach kids.
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Menji76 10/04/11 3:19:00 PM #13: |
From: KommunistKoala | #008 This. All the dumbasses at my high school went here. Like really dumb people. -- Menji - Sign My Petition for "Search By Username" http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/7-site-suggestions/55168396 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Aecioo 10/04/11 3:22:00 PM #14: |
Have to echo everyone else here. I did get a kick out of the initial post though, where you said you don't want to deal with lazy idiots but you... want to teach community college...
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Anagram 10/04/11 3:29:00 PM #15: |
Princess Anri posted...
From: Anagram | #004 You need a Master's Degree in whatever your subject is to teach at a community college. No f***ing way. At least, I'm 99% sure you don't need that here. I'm pretty sure that any community college in Southern California, and definitely the ones in LA County, require at least a Master's. -- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig. Started: July 6, 2005 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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the icon ownz all 10/04/11 4:00:00 PM #16: |
in bc, you need a master's. i'm sure that's the case in most areas.
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Altimadark 10/04/11 4:03:00 PM #17: |
If you get tenure, teaching becomes pants-optional.
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Gwindor 10/04/11 4:03:00 PM #18: |
Anri, if you fail them, you'll have to teach them again next year.
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Gwindor 10/04/11 4:06:00 PM #19: |
Also, it depends on the community college.
Some of them have deals with high schools where they put accelerated students through classes so they can get some college cred and finish college early. some of them are horrible wastes -- "What if you just eat vegetarians?"-neonreaper "^ You are what you eat. ^_~"-Koiji ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ShadowHalo17 10/04/11 4:08:00 PM #20: |
Community College isn't bad as long as you teach classes that are actually college level. For instance, I go to Community College because I'm poor. It still costs money to take classes though, so the majority of people won't be taking a class if they don't at least try to pass.
I unfortunately have to take a pre-algebra class because I couldn't remember any of my math skills from high school, it's been too long. But it's been refreshing me, and I'm naturally good at math, so I have like a 110% in the class, while everyone else is STUPID. However, in the rest of my classes, all college level, the students around me are pretty smart and not lazy. They're just poor like me. -- ~Halo You're not the brightest. http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/907/bandfinisher.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SlymDayspring 10/04/11 4:13:00 PM #21: |
another thing with CC- if you can teach night classes it will be almost entirely older people, not lazy kids.
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ShadowHalo17 10/04/11 4:14:00 PM #22: |
Oh I go to classes in the morning and middle of the day, most of the students around are older than me (I'm only 21).
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GenesisSaga 10/04/11 4:26:00 PM #23: |
Maybe sign up to teach AP classes instead of basic? That way you can teach at the same grade level but the kids you deal with are almost sure to be more intelligent and more driven.
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Drakeryn 10/04/11 4:40:00 PM #24: |
Depends on what you're teaching. My brother taught remedial math (like, equivalent of 9th grade algebra) at a community college with only a bachelor's degree. On the other hand, that's probably not what you want to restore your faith in humanity.
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ShadowHalo17 10/04/11 4:45:00 PM #25: |
From: Drakeryn | #024 It most certainly isn't. -- ~Halo Now you learn the mistake of challenging me. http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/2734/hieis.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OctilIery 10/04/11 4:45:00 PM #26: |
Basically, you need anything you'd need to teach the class in High School, minus the education degree.
So you could go teach anything you're already teaching right now. -- Joyrock Fresh from my first justified ban. Ever! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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