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Rad Link 5
09/30/11 1:27:00 PM
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http://harvardsportsanalysis.wordpress.com/2011/03/22/regressing-compiling-the-absurd-box-score-for-space-jam/

Some highlights:
• Jordan’s usage rate is 44 percent, meaning he used 44 percent of his team’s possessions. For comparison’s sake, the NBA single-season record is Kobe’s 39 percent in 2006. MJ is second at 38 percent. He did have plenty of games where he actually exceeded that 44 percent usage rate. In Game 6 of the 1998 Finals, for instance, he checked in at 55 percent. This is probably the second-most realistic part of the movie.

• No rebounds were recorded in the game by either team, a testament to the high levels of offensive efficiency on both sides.

• Blanko, the Shawn Bradley Monstar, failed to register a single stat throughout the course of the game. Even in a world where Elmer Fudd has a 40-inch vertical, Bradley’s “talent” can’t muster even a shot attempt. This is the most realistic aspect of the movie.


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Iamdead7
09/30/11 1:28:00 PM
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XFD

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Rad Link 5
09/30/11 1:30:00 PM
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Oh, and this from the comments.

Best part is where the Tunes make a Dream Team-esque run to get back in the game by making no steals, forcing no turnovers, blocking no shots, and the Monstars miss only 1 shot.

They must have employed the hack-a-toon strategy and forced at least 15 straight fouls/missed FTs.


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CherryCokes
09/30/11 1:31:00 PM
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this is really old

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AlecTrevelyan006
09/30/11 1:31:00 PM
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Saw this a while back and loved it.

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Shoenin_Kakashi
09/30/11 1:33:00 PM
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Blanko, the Shawn Bradley Monstar, failed to register a single stat throughout the course of the game. Even in a world where Elmer Fudd has a 40-inch vertical, Bradley’s “talent” can’t muster even a shot attempt. This is the most realistic aspect of the movie.

Damn Harvard. Whicked Burn

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Rad Link 5
09/30/11 1:33:00 PM
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From: CherryCokes | #004
this is really old


Only six months old.

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Biolizard28
09/30/11 1:37:00 PM
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Even in a world where Elmer Fudd has a 40-inch vertical, Bradley’s “talent” can’t muster even a shot attempt. This is the most realistic aspect of the movie.



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TheArkOfTurus
09/30/11 1:49:00 PM
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From: Rad Link 5 | #001
Blanko, the Shawn Bradley Monstar, failed to register a single stat throughout the course of the game. Even in a world where Elmer Fudd has a 40-inch vertical, Bradley’s “talent” can’t muster even a shot attempt. This is the most realistic aspect of the movie.


I can't stop laughing. Help.

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KCF0107
10/01/11 3:04:00 PM
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I didn't really like the movie but maybe I should watch it again with the box score in hand

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LeonhartFour
10/01/11 3:06:00 PM
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From: Rad Link 5 | #001
• Blanko, the Shawn Bradley Monstar, failed to register a single stat throughout the course of the game. Even in a world where Elmer Fudd has a 40-inch vertical, Bradley’s “talent” can’t muster even a shot attempt. This is the most realistic aspect of the movie.


Amazing.

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MrsFrisby
10/01/11 3:07:00 PM
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From: KCF0107 | #010
I didn't really like the movie but maybe I should watch it again with the box score in hand


I'm liking this idea.

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Paratroopa1
10/01/11 3:29:00 PM
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• Blanko, the Shawn Bradley Monstar, failed to register a single stat throughout the course of the game. Even in a world where Elmer Fudd has a 40-inch vertical, Bradley’s “talent” can’t muster even a shot attempt. This is the most realistic aspect of the movie.

oh my god
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WazzupGenius00
10/01/11 3:31:00 PM
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Watching this movie tonight.

It will also be my first time watching it post-Barkley Shut Up and Jam.

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Pianist
10/01/11 3:32:00 PM
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saw this ages ago and it's phenomenal

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Dauntless Hunter
10/01/11 3:34:00 PM
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So how did the score happen given the dearth of rebounds and steals? Seems like it should've just been back-and-forth scoring.

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Rad Link 5
10/02/11 4:41:00 AM
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From: Dauntless Hunter | #016
So how did the score happen given the dearth of rebounds and steals? Seems like it should've just been back-and-forth scoring.


The Tune Squad somehow repeatedly had the ball in the second half, despite only forcing a single turnover, and blocking one shot by blowing the ball up, which wasn't counted as a turnover.

Someone in the comments had an idea:
They must have employed the hack-a-toon strategy and forced at least 15 straight fouls/missed FTs.

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Pianist
10/02/11 8:25:00 AM
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they were probably playing winners

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TimJab
10/02/11 8:36:00 AM
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• Bill Murray, Club Trillion member.

XFD

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