Board 8 > I have a date this weekend with a girl that lived in Fukushima

(+) Yeah! (+)

She was an English teacher there when the quake hit, and that is why she came back to the states. Should be pretty fun. Hopefully she isn't radioactive.

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ask her how she feels about recreating the earthquake in your bed

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Hopefully she is radioactive ! How awesome would it be to have a glowing dick?

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Tell her you want to cause a tsunami of your own.

Inside of her.

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lol i know you guys are kidding, but I'm pretty sure that'd be an instant game-killer. She's still pretty upset about the whole ordeal.

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tell her your uranium rod needs to be water cooled

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Tell her to share some of those free radicals... in her pants

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tell her you named your bed fukushima

i hope her name is tsunami

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Tell her once you go white, nothing else fits right.

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or a special pair of boots that have magnets on the bottom so you can do some things that have never been possible before.

Just saying Fukushima sounds very naughty

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From: Psycho_Kenshin | #010
Just saying Fukushima sounds very naughty

Yeah, I think the best solution here is to tell her you'd like to Fukushima her all night long.

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on a scale of 1-10, how would you rate her?

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lol i know you guys are kidding, but I'm pretty sure that'd be an instant game-killer. She's still pretty upset about the whole ordeal.

Yeah, you wouldn't want her to have a meltdown.

SovietOmega posted...
on a scale of 1-10, how would you rate her?

Screw rating her.

Pics nao.

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From: SovietOmega | #012
on a scale of 1-10, how would you rate her?

With 10 being earthshaking, and 1 being a small tremor unnoticeable to most men?

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SovietOmega posted...
on a scale of 1-10, how would you rate her?

I'm guessing 8.9

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Weakupedia posted...
ask her how she feels about recreating the earthquake in your bed

5/5

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I feel so bad for laughing at just about every post in this thread. >_>

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And then ask her 'Did the earth move for you too? ...oh.'

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this is why I love Board 8

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welp.

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Boy, is it hot in here? I think this topic is on fire

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So she is Japanese? Make sure to ask her how she feels about DQX.

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damn what messages did I miss

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are you ****ing serious

god damn mods, can't take lightly about ANYTHING

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I expected as much from the GameFAQs Moderators.

Thank goodness I know how to grab pages from my cache. I have all the deleted posts preserved in case anyone wants me to upload it somewhere and pm them a link.

Yes, this topic was that entertaining to me.

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what the hell happened here

god damn

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Earthquake related jokes. 'Oh no'

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Requesting link as well

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Don't request the link.


You'll get modded for "Offensive Posting".

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Literally modded for saying I archived the "offensive" posts.

I think at this point it crosses over from being too sensitive to just not making sense.

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Quintic, I hope you disputed like I did. I would really like to hear how those posts were offensive.

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This is what happens when you have a ToS that calls for modding things as broad as 'Offensive' (because literally anything can be offensive to someone), plus mods who either follow stuff to the letter without using their brains, or are just out and out trolls

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Better buy some Rad-X

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A Mod/Admin replied on
9/23/2011 11:20:06 AM
You were moderated because you saved offensive material and said that you would provide it for anyone that pmd you for a link. Distribution of offensive material on this site is not allowed.

I don't even know what the most ridiculous part of this is.

Telling jokes that someone thin skinned might find offensive is "distributing offensive material."

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Tell her youve got a geiger counter thats all for her.

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I've got some "offensive material" to give to the mods

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Rad Link 5 posted...

Telling jokes that someone thin skinned might find offensive is "distributing offensive material."

You're expecting something different? This has been mods excuse forever.

If someone out there in the entire world finds it offensive, it's unacceptable.

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GuessMyUserName posted...
I've got some "offensive material" to give to the mods

Is it your bulge? That too, is apparently offensive. >_>

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GMUN's bulge is offensive too, big surprise.

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my bulge most certainly is a big surprise

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Be careful, bad puns might be offensive too.

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What if I find stupid moderations offensive? HMM!?

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What if I find stupid moderations offensive? HMM!?

Then you can mod people that post stupid moderations.

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Dammit mods, now I missed a good majority of the humor in this topic. What were all the deleted posts about? I can't tell. I thought it was just a series of "hit it and quit it" posts at first but now I'm thinking it was more than that.

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ShadowHalo17 posted...
Dammit mods, now I missed a good majority of the humor in this topic. What were all the deleted posts about? I can't tell. I thought it was just a series of "hit it and quit it" posts at first but now I'm thinking it was more than that.

Earthquake/Tsunami/Radioactivity puns.

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lol wtf

i'm glad i got to see most of the posts yesterday

oh no is being glad to have seen offensive material moddable too?

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Dammit, I always miss the good stuff.

Mods are jerks.

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Haha wow, what happened here. I don't remember anything being all that offensive. That's poopy. But hey, my 8.9 joke made it through.

Earthquakes = good, euphemisms for genitalia = bad.

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