Board 8 > Breasts are horrible and useless

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If every woman in the world got a double mastectomy the quality of life would increase

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I feel like the quality of our trolls has gone down recently.

We need a contest.

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This topic title isn't even true. Breasts have perfectly valid biological functions. Jeeze.

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HeroDelTiempo17 posted...
This topic title isn't even true. Breasts have perfectly valid biological functions. Jeeze.

Nothing that hadn't been superseded by science

HeroDelTiempo17 posted...
This topic title isn't even true. Breasts have perfectly valid biological functions. Jeeze.

Not only this, but they can also be used as pillows. Dirty pillows!

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You see my point? If women didn't have breasts they would be sexually objectified less

There are women sitting at a table at the hospital I go to that have pro-breast feeding materials. Breast feeding is supposedly superior to formula feeding. They're women handing out materials at a hospital, they should know.

@TheKoolAidShoto: No, misogynist and gay are two different things.

Misogynist would in this case read something like "All women should get breast implants, because after all, women are objects." This is just... something else.

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Uglyface2 posted...
There are women sitting at a table at the hospital I go to that have pro-breast feeding materials. Breast feeding is supposedly superior to formula feeding. They're women handing out materials at a hospital, they should know.

yeah I know, additional hormones and everything, but why can't they just milk that out and then give it to the baby in a bottle, why does it have to involve an actual breast

From: MegaWentEvil | #013
@BoshStrikesBack: But gays LOVE women, so this simply CAN'T be the case.

am I really reading this

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LobsterJelly posted...
You see my point? If women didn't have breasts they would be sexually objectified less

I'm not allowed to sexually objectify a part if my own anatomy (hint: I am female).

Wow, you suck at this!

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also men wouldn't be distracted by them and women couldnt use them for extortion

I know this sounds really dumb, there is probably a better way to phrase it that makes me sound less biased

LobsterJelly posted...
yeah I know, additional hormones and everything, but why can't they just milk that out and then give it to the baby in a bottle, why does it have to involve an actual breast

If they don't have the breasts, then the glands that produce the milk won't be there.

P.S. - There are breast pumps that allow women to do just that.

From: LobsterJelly | #017
I know this sounds really dumb

Oh good.

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LeonhartFour posted...
I feel like the quality of our trolls has gone down recently.

Yeah...

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I feel like the quality of our trolls has gone down recently.

Didn't you just post in my topic that FFVIII has "aged well"? Seems like the trolls are doing fine to me!

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Uglyface2 posted...
LobsterJelly posted...
yeah I know, additional hormones and everything, but why can't they just milk that out and then give it to the baby in a bottle, why does it have to involve an actual breast

If they don't have the breasts, then the glands that produce the milk won't be there.

P.S. - There are breast pumps that allow women to do just that.

Can't they remove the breasts but keep the mammary glands?
Maybe suspend them in a snowglobe thing

From: BoshStrikesBack | #021
I feel like the quality of our trolls has gone down recently.

Didn't you just post in my topic that FFVIII has "aged well"? Seems like the trolls are doing fine to me!

Why would I do that?

Nobody said anything about FFVIII in that topic.

Either I typoed or you can't read.

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*checks*

Yep, you can't read.

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LobsterJelly posted...
Can't they remove the breasts but keep the mammary glands?
Maybe suspend them in a snowglobe thing

I've only taken a course in medical terminology, but from that, my knowledge of the breast indicates that it's just not that simple. There are numerous mammary glands located within the breast, which are serviced by lactiferous ducts that eventually lead to the mammary papilla. These organs are surrounded (in fact, protected) by fatty tissue. To cut out the rest of the breast would mean that there was no ducts to service the mammary glands, and except for your snow globes, no protection for those organs.

okay i give up on trying to think of a real method of working this out

i am just screwed up in the head

LobsterJelly posted...
Uglyface2 posted...
LobsterJelly posted...
yeah I know, additional hormones and everything, but why can't they just milk that out and then give it to the baby in a bottle, why does it have to involve an actual breast

If they don't have the breasts, then the glands that produce the milk won't be there.

P.S. - There are breast pumps that allow women to do just that.

Can't they remove the breasts but keep the mammary glands?
Maybe suspend them in a snowglobe thing

You... mean... like breasts?

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LobsterJelly posted...
You see my point? If women didn't have breasts they would be sexually objectified less

*Doesn't check the rest of the topic*



What is.... MegaWentEvil?

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Dude, I'm not even attracted to women in that way, but this is so wrong. So, so wrong.

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Breasts more like bests

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Well this is a topic.

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Breasts mor like boobs

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For a trolling topic, this is an interesting concept I'll admit. But you really didn't go far enough. If you had a big first post with tons what seemed like well-researched info, this could have been really good. But as usual people here just half-ass it and it comes out like garbage.

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