Board 8 > so I was up at the bar with the boys

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BIGPUN9999
08/26/11 11:47:00 PM
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and since I was the least drunk, I went and made a McDonalds run for everyone

some random strangers were like HEY ARE YOU GOIN TO MCDONALDS? GET US SOMETHING TOO

so they gave me 50 bucks and wanted me to get two 50 piece McNuggets

so uh, yea, I went, got my friends orders and got the morons order'

a 60 piece costs 10 bucks


I got hungry on the way back so I started eating them

I ate one whole 50 piece order

so I said **** it and decided to pour some nuggets from the other box into the empty box and try to play it off

AND IT WORKED. I figured no one in their right mind would count, EXPECIALLY if they're drunk and I was right

and I told them it cost 50 bucks and they believed me

so yay up 30 bucks and had a free meal

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Jeff Zero
08/26/11 11:48:00 PM
#2:


you ate 50 nuggets on the way back

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wow

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mnkboy907
08/26/11 11:50:00 PM
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A dollar per nugget. Sounds reasonable.

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PartOfYourWorld
08/26/11 11:50:00 PM
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I read your post. Then I thought about posting something mean cuz you did something pretty messed up. Then I hesitated, and in that moment of hesitation, I started to laugh my ass off.

That's where I am now.

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Justin_Crossing
08/26/11 11:50:00 PM
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From: Jeff Zero | #002
you ate 50 nuggets on the way back

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wow


this is the part that scared me too

like

legitimately

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BIGPUN9999
08/26/11 11:51:00 PM
#6:


man guys, do you not remember my fast food run topics

50 nuggets in 5-10 minutes is nothing

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_stingers_
08/26/11 11:51:00 PM
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lol
amazing

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Justin_Crossing
08/26/11 11:51:00 PM
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From: BIGPUN9999 | #006
man guys, do you not remember my fast food run topics

50 nuggets in 5-10 minutes is nothing


do you like

eat two nuggets at once in a single bite

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MrSmartGuy
08/26/11 11:51:00 PM
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Same here, Yo. I was scrolling down to get to the quick-post, and read mnkboy's post on the way, and now I'm just laughing at how absurd this all is.

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Jeff Zero
08/26/11 11:51:00 PM
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From: BIGPUN9999 | #006
man guys, do you not remember my fast food run topics

50 nuggets in 5-10 minutes is nothing


Oh yeah.

But still, insane.

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MajinZidane
08/26/11 11:52:00 PM
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hey PUN i bet you couldn't eat 200 nuggets

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Jeff Zero
08/26/11 11:53:00 PM
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You wouldn't download a nugget

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MarvelousGerbil
08/26/11 11:55:00 PM
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They sell 50 Piece Nuggets? I would have thought you'd have to buy five 20 pieces.

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BIGPUN9999
08/26/11 11:55:00 PM
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20 piece mcnuggets =5 bucks

50 piece = 10

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MajinZidane
08/26/11 11:56:00 PM
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I wouldn't download a nugget, but if I bought some nuggets and forgot the barbecue sauce you're damn right I'd download some Lady GaGa to listen to while I made love to my nuggets.

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Jeff Zero
08/26/11 11:56:00 PM
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From: MajinZidane | #015
I wouldn't download a nugget, but if I bought some nuggets and forgot the barbecue sauce you're damn right I'd download some Lady GaGa to listen to while I made love to my nuggets.


I liked this post.

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Menji76
08/26/11 11:57:00 PM
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you ate the entire thing on the way back?

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Jeff Zero
08/27/11 12:04:00 AM
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goddamn I want nuggets now

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BIGPUN9999
08/27/11 12:04:00 AM
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and don't hate me yoblazer, I was drunk

am

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MajinZidane
08/27/11 12:05:00 AM
#22:


goddamn, I also want nuggets now.

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BIGPUN9999
08/27/11 12:15:00 AM
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http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/60145795

I went inot this topic thinking it was mine

was completely freaked out by the replies that I thought were happening in my topic

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Jeff Zero
08/27/11 12:23:00 AM
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XFD

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WiggumFan267
08/27/11 12:23:00 AM
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MCNUGGETS MCNUGGETS WHAT
MCNUGGETS MCNUGGETS WHAT

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WiggumFan267
08/27/11 12:23:00 AM
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ketchup and MAYO

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Jeff Zero
08/27/11 12:24:00 AM
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Chipotle BBQ and ranch more like heaven

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JeffreyRaze
08/27/11 12:25:00 AM
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10 dollars... 50 nuggets...
10 dollars... 50 nuggets...
10 dollars... 50 nuggets...

There are times I envy Americans.

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bbbtime
08/27/11 1:09:00 AM
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In the UK I think the most you can get is like 6 nuggets, although I reckons I could eat 50 - after a night out I tend to eat everything in sight so I think Pun is well within his rights to eat that many, impressive though :)

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azazel22
08/27/11 1:19:00 AM
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From: BIGPUN9999 | #018
it takes like 5 seconds to eat a nugget

is it really that absurd?


No it goddamn does not.

A normal person does not eat 50 nuggets in 5 minutes.

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Jeff Zero
08/27/11 1:21:00 AM
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From: bbbtime | #029
In the UK I think the most you can get is like 6 nuggets, although I reckons I could eat 50 - after a night out I tend to eat everything in sight so I think Pun is well within his rights to eat that many, impressive though :)


I know this is going to come across as evidence for why "all" Americans are fat but let's be frank, eating just one of these things doesn't help us live any longer so I've just gotta ask.

Six is the max? Seriously? Ten-piece is what I always go for (on the rare occasions I go in there) and it has to be a meal or else I'm left starving afterward.

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Anagram
08/27/11 1:24:00 AM
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I legitimately haven't eaten anything from McDonald's since I was fourteen and my science teacher made us put a cheeseburger on a counter and left it there for six months, forcing us to watch how the preservatives made it never degrade or even grow hard (seriously so disgusting, man), but I recall always ordering the largest McNuggets possible back when I was thirteen or so and it was only like ten. A fifty piece? Jesus Christ.

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Princess Anri
08/27/11 1:25:00 AM
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I eat a FIVE PIECE spicy chicken nugget and a double stack on the way home from time to time.

It takes me about 4-5 minutes to get home and I am usually either just finishing or I have one nugget left when I pull up to my apartment.

Your eating speed is both frightening and impressive.

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SlymDayspring
08/27/11 1:25:00 AM
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PUN do you realize that you just ate 2300 calories in one sitting?

what the **** how are you not the fattest man alive

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Princess Anri
08/27/11 1:26:00 AM
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From: JeffreyRaze | #028
10 dollars... 50 nuggets...
10 dollars... 50 nuggets...
10 dollars... 50 nuggets...

There are times I envy Americans.


Wendy's like always has 5 spicy nuggets for a dollar.

Same price!

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red13n
08/27/11 1:38:00 AM
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I ate one whole 50 piece order

Are you ok?

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bbbtime
08/27/11 1:38:00 AM
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Yup the chicken nugget meal is 6, no changing, no arguments, you just have to make it a large (super doesn't exist).

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Jeff Zero
08/27/11 1:42:00 AM
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Crazy. I'm not sure I'd bother with the six... and I really don't eat much more than ~2000 calories daily either. They just aren't filling to me!

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BIGPUN9999
08/27/11 12:00:00 PM
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it takes like 5 seconds to eat a nugget

is it really that absurd?

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MajinZidane
08/27/11 12:00:00 PM
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you guys are just jelly that you aren't on PUN's level

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