Chuu2, short for chuunibyou or literally 8th grader sickness. It means "stuff 12 year olds would find cool" like words in latin, guys wearing trench coats, aliens, magical swords and explosions.
Once again standard newbie rules for writeups apply, I plan to get around to everyone but if I don't know you I'll probably skip to someone I do know. If you don't think I know you well enough you can pick another user that I think I would know in exchange for not being placed in the queue until I do the requested user's writeup.
This is going to fail so bad
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The mysterious sword protected by an ancient race of eternally blazing Amazon women named the Transcient Aether Signus Omegas. It is said that it was forged using the holy fervor of a thousand fallen warriors during the end of the Chaos Strife wars, when their prayers and hopes reached the Snake god Ourobo and coalesced themselves into this sword, banishing the infinitely malevolent foe they faced. However, it also sealed the latent abilities of Signus Omegas and the sword itself was assumed to only have been a legend. It is said that anyone who wields this sword acquires the the fury and righteous indignation rivaling the snake god himself.
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Past the gargantuan, adamantium sealed double plated front doors of Deus Inquirius inc; past the thousands of privately hired mercenaries, each classified as a major natural disaster and required to wear government issued limiters containing their powers; past the magically sealed vaults of naught, each one requiring a hundred sorcerers just to renew their containment fields, to speak nothing of breaking or creating the fields. Within an infinitely evolving maze, with space and time itself recursing, bending, twisting, reflecting upon themselves eternally....
There is a single man. Not sealed, not imprisoned, no, never.
He is merely waiting.
Waiting for the day that the the trifles containing him cease to amuse him. For the day that the One True Warrior can finally face him on equal grounds.
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In the beginning there was only Life, its variety endless, its evolution vibrant, its very existence bending the rest of the world unto its will. Yet not all was good, as Death always encroached upon its domain. Despairing of never escaping its grasp, Life continually searched for an answer. It asked the Water to wash Death away, but Water refused because Death was too entrenched. It asked Fire to burn Death up, but Fire refused because even He would be extinguished in the face of Death. It asked Earth to bury Death, but Earth refused because Death will always resurface. It asked Lightning to strike Death down, but Lightning refused because Death was too fast.
Enraged by the refusal of all his servants to help him, Life decided to confront Death on his own. They waged a fierce battle, lasting for many days and nights, but Life slowly tired and gave ground. Just as Death would strike the final blow, all of Life's minions combined together to form a pure beam of light, scattering death to all the corners of the land. For one instant, true mana had been created in the world and vanished forever. When Death rises once more, only Life's chosen warrior wielding the true spirit of all his servants will recreate this mana and defeat him once and for all.
~ Tyth'alen Prophecy.
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liek omg I just raed this TOTALLY gr8 book i tell u all about it nao 9NaO xD)
story 10
dis is the mOst EP1K thin u woold eva red! 1st there's liek a EMPire (not UMPire theyre bald hahaha) an they haev lotz of VAMPires and WEREWOLVES and NINjas killin all theese pplz and so sad cuz the HERO's best frien ddied ;; (only he didunt he's a VAMPIRE now 2 hahaha spoilers) soz Hero dude (his name is Drake OMG) iz all like "AS THE WINDS SCAR THE MOUNTAINS OVER THE CENTURIES, I SHALL DESTROY DYSTHINIA." (the empure) n he gets this totally awesome swo3rd -||=======> named Kalibur who talks and says itz drake's feight 2 restore balance
cna't say moar tho mom calling ttyl l8r <3
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You're messing with me! You're messing with me, aren't you!? You're making fun of me, aren't you!? Aren't you!? You definitely are! I'll murder you!
Take, for example, the innocent infant, borne unto this world, sinless, and yet dying soon after.
Of what value did his life have? Joy, pleasure and happiness all snatched away from him
And yet....
And yet this is only a fragment of the torment that I am experience.
It's bread.
IT'S NOT JUST BREAD YOU OLD FART.
It is, you blithering fool!
Everything else tastes almost as horrible as your sense of proportion is bad. The Garlic Bread here is the only value to my existence upon this earthly plane. And now that it is out, there is nothing left in my head but cold dark nihilism and some dead granny.
Unthink that you swinelike worm! Do you think I sealed myself within the Temple of Vaught just for some upstart child on a motorcycle to talk down to me?
And why do you think I'm doing that? Because somebody decided to possess the nearest goddamn thing to fight The Other off instead of carefully considering her options.
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I see you agre-
Silence! I sense that they are here once more. I will cast the time freeze spell, you must find the Arabic nootropic before it wears off.
I've told you a million times, it's expresso. And I still don't get how that helps with the magic.
Well Whatever.
Let's rock.
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While I can't deny me being a WWE wrestler fits like a power glove (cause as we know, the power glove is so chuu2), I can't pretend I'm not a little disappointed that I didn't get some maniacal scenario where I rant about garbanzo beans and use them to dominate the earth or some such.
Don't worry, though, I'm not demanding a refund. I'll just assume I had a promo about something like that.
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"Come! Thy spirits floating untamed within the airs, smite our enemies with righteous force! Gale Rend!" "O swift, eternal winds of Xyluria! Lend us your strength! Gale Enchant!" "As the rocks are worn away by the rapid waters of a river! Sweep away the evil before us! Aquatic Smash!" "The desert oasis slakes our thirst, and so too, will the healing waters assuage our wounds! Aqueous Band aid!" "Disintegrating gusts, pulverize the malice threating Xyluria! Cutting Blades!" "Water from the spring of healing! Warm us with your rejuvenating flow! Regeneration Fountain!" "Freezing winds from the mountains! Eliminate our foes! Subzero Squall!" "Fires char wood, I blister you! Sulfuric Boil!" "O mists from on high! Show us your infinite wrath! Cloudburst Destruction!" "Infinitely powered cyclones of annihilation! Wreck our rivals in the skies! Exterminating Tornado!" Nodin! Father of Wind and God of Rainfall! Bend the very climate to our wills! Hurricane Extinction!"
"Ahahahahaha, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... I'm angry now! Ultimate Tornado!" "You'll regret looking down on me... you'll be regretting it right now.... Wrath of Nodin!
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Princess Illyasviel de Novus Lopes the third stared at the sword wreathed in flames, and wondered what sequence of events caused her ancestors to think that protecting a sword with magical Elfinfire was a great idea. She postulated that it might be all that inbreeding.
"Your highness, there is nothing to fear from the Consecrated Seraphic Edge. For those as pure in spirit and heart as you, the sword would willingly recieve you as its master. You only need to grasp the antiDarkness halo ensconcing the conflagation to advance."
The princess squinted harder at the flaming blade, saw nothing and repeatedly cursed the existence of her secret White Hot Chivalry collection. She wondered why otherdimensional demons had to arrive precisely on her watch; especially when her good-for-nothing brother was cut down in the middle of battle.
"Who the hell would stop stabbing you in the face because of your dramatic monologue? " she muttered under her breath "If it was me that is more than enough cause to start."
"Pardon, your highness?" Inquired the Royal Attendent.
"Nothing, Sebastian. Mental training you know? I was picturing myself decapitating a troll and stuffing its head upon the mantle." She tried to put a determined look into her large green eyes.
"I do beg your forgiveness your highness, for my impatience, but I believe the door will only hold for another thirty seconds." Sebastian silently wondered if the princess wanted to sneeze and perhaps desired a handkerchief before their untimely deaths.
"Details, Sebastian." Illyasviel closed her eyes and tried to picture what she felt Righteous Justice would look like, but the images of chainmail-less barechested knights rudely floated across her Righteously Just mind.
She heard the door splintering open.
She reached for the sword.
The black world of her eyelids turned white for an endless ten seconds.
Sebastian stared at his charge.
Princess Lopes opened her eyes, now dyed a crimson vermillion and bared her canine tooth.
"So, who wants a piece of this princess?"
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The main character summons a giant a lance of fire in front of him, which he pulls out of the ground. Simultaneously, the roots of the tree Yggdrassil snares all the opponents in place. The protagonist jumps into outerspace, and throws a now continent sized lance at the targets. He also turns into a fire spirit and dives in behind it. The lances impact the enemy party, burning away the roots too and then the hero himself impacts the ground, causing a large, screen whitening explosion too which engulfs the planet.
Jeff Zero
The nerdy looking mage raises his arms and pages of the book he was holding float around him. They coalasce in front of his face and he raises his right arm. A black hole forms in the midst of the enemy party and each one of them gets elongated and spirals into it. Only available as a desperation attack.
GenesisMana
The NoDoubtElegantAndTotallySmart Healer stares off into the distance during the casting period. At the conclusion of the casting period, her eyes turn pure white and the screen gets these totally cool and awesome lens flares in the background, with blindfolded Angels wielding a sword in one hand and dropping a golden liquid onto the party with the other. Revives and fully heals everyone and gives them a massive attack boost.
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