Board 8 > I need a name for a caveman

(+) Yeah! (+)

It's for a short story i have to write for this god damn online class i'm taking

i'm struggling with this because, hell, what would a caveman be named? Ugh? Blargh? Realistic, maybe, but not good for storytelling. Don't say Fred or Barney, either.

Dick

--
Genesis does what Nintendon't
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7nsBoqJ6s8

Bartholomew

--
There is no shame in not knowing; the shame lies in not finding out

Name him Dirt.

--
I like how each new topic you make reveals such varied facets of your idiocy. - foolmo
Now this is entertainment!

Name him an onomatopoeia of grunts and sighs

--
boring and mundane signature
Now with more bold! Less Italics due to bold

Oog

--
Courtesy of fr0q: http://img.imgcake.com/gencardjpgha.jpg
Courtesy of Pun: http://img861.imageshack.us/img861/4738/genesissaga.png

Ha, Dirt Nowitski

because he's dumb / has no wits

laugh out loud

Unger

--
http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/3824/5959429725f9ecccb086.jpg
http://www.yourgamercards.net/trophy/a/CaptainRockman.png

Fred Flintstone

Oh...

--
Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09)
Yes, I know I'm never getting rid of this signature

Pogo

--
http://img.imgcake.com/Icon/Punkjpguh.jpg

Bob

--
http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9223/tumblrkpso7zn8wg1qzhqy3.jpg
Ryu Wins

When I was at camp, my favorite activity was always arts and crafts. Or, as we used to call it: arts and *farts* and crafts. We used to make drawings... cave drawings! Which is my way of saying we were cave men. I went to camp so long ago that I can remember saying "sticks and stones may break my bones" and meaning it! I went to camp so long ago that ****ing Jesus Christ was my counselor! And my best friend hadn't fully evolved yet! His name was Ug and he walked on all fours! There were two epidemics when I went to camp: head lice, and the plague - the bubonic plague!

--
chumbucketeer fills cups like double-Ds.
http://img.imgcake.com/chumpngej.png - Art by BIGPUN9999

Ughinald von Crappinhole, esq.

--
http://i55.tinypic.com/6jlws1.png
~~~~Yay~~~~

FreakinLincoln posted...
When I was at camp, my favorite activity was always arts and crafts. Or, as we used to call it: arts and *farts* and crafts. We used to make drawings... cave drawings! Which is my way of saying we were cave men. I went to camp so long ago that I can remember saying "sticks and stones may break my bones" and meaning it! I went to camp so long ago that ****ing Jesus Christ was my counselor! And my best friend hadn't fully evolved yet! His name was Ug and he walked on all fours! There were two epidemics when I went to camp: head lice, and the plague - the bubonic plague!

So what you're saying is, Oog (and ooglier-looking spelling variations of it) is definitely the best caveman name. I agree!

--
Courtesy of fr0q: http://img.imgcake.com/gencardjpgha.jpg
Courtesy of Pun: http://img861.imageshack.us/img861/4738/genesissaga.png

Oog a.k.a. Man With Chest of Mammoth Fur

--
"And the theoretical maximum is 2880 messages, so I was only performing at 45.94% posting efficiency." - Luster Soldier

Captain Caveman


*blastin' off, yo*

--
[Vacant Space For Sale]

Bork

--
Black Turtle spilled my diet soda!

Thunk

--
Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

Ekkar

--
Oh, I am one yet many.