You have just exited a bar. Earlier that day it had rained, cooling the fecund earth beneath your feet as well as the air. Just when you thought you were safe the barkeep comes out pointing a shotgun at you and accusing you of beating up all his bar patrons, possibly killing two of them! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
A: Drive away on the motorcycle giving him the middle finger B: Intimidate him into giving you his shotgun and sunglasses C: Seduce him D: Throw him into a vat of molten metal E: Throw him and everybody else in the bar into a vat of molten metal
-- chumbucketeer fills cups like double-Ds. http://img.imgcake.com/chumpngej.png - Art by BIGPUN9999
Okay, so you've ridden away from the bar while flipping the bird. Good for you. So you're riding along, thinking to yourself that you know what? Life really is a highway, and you decide to go ahead and ride it all night long. So you do. The next morning you stop by a local shopping mall to see if Sbarro's has any good pizza yet. While waiting in line you see a police officer questioning some kids in the arcade. "Whatever, those games rot and destroy the minds of the youth anyhow. I hope they all get arrested. And sentenced to life without parole. Sure, that sounds good."
A: Order the pepperoni pizza B: Order the veggie pizza C: Order the lasagna and breadsticks combo D: Decide to go to Taco Bell E: Buy a shotgun and stick it in a box with a bunch of roses
-- chumbucketeer fills cups like double-Ds. http://img.imgcake.com/chumpngej.png - Art by BIGPUN9999
You order the lasagna and breadsticks combo. You think that it might be too many carbs, but you've been working out a lot lately and eating really healthily, too, so you decide that you're strong, you're powerful, you're beautiful and you deserve it. You stand around sipping your Sierra Mist and waiting for your food when you notice that one of the kids in the arcade looks a lot like this kid who was mean to your nephew at summer camp a few years back. "Awful waffles... augh. Kids can be too cruel." You leave for the arcade, having forgotten about the Sbarro's pizza. On your walk over you see the cop push the kid down! Ouch!
A: Yell "OWNED MOTHER****ER THAT'S WHAT YOU GET" B: Help the kid up and then knock him down again C: Ignore the kid and chase the cop so you can thank him D: Remember your pizza and sit down and eat it E: Buy a shotgun and stick it in a box with a bunch of roses
-- chumbucketeer fills cups like double-Ds. http://img.imgcake.com/chumpngej.png - Art by BIGPUN9999
"Hey! Hey Officer, wait up! I want to thank you for pushing down that kid!" Your senses are quavering at the top of their registers, totally pumped that the kid got what he deserved. As you exit through the back of the arcade you are shocked to find that the police officer is killing everybody to get to that other kid! "Holy **** I sure wish I had a shotgun hidden inside a box of roses right about now," you say out loud to yourself. A voice comes from totally out of nowhere and suddenly there's a man and he's giving you a box of roses and a shotgun. You look down at the gifts and when you look up the guy has just totally ****ing disappeared on you. "Hasta la vista... baby," you whisper, shedding a single tear. Whoa! The cop has chased the boy around so much that they're both heading your way!
A: Tell the boy to duck and then shoot the cop in the face B: Tell the boy to duck and then shoot the cop in the kneecap C: Shoot the cop wherever, ignoring the boy D: Say, "Hasta la vista... baby" again and then shove the boy aside and blast the cop right in the shnoz E: Say, "Chill out, Dickwad" and then try to throw liquid nitrogen on the cop
-- chumbucketeer fills cups like double-Ds. http://img.imgcake.com/chumpngej.png - Art by BIGPUN9999
We don't have any liquid nitrogen. Our inventory is pretty clear. I guess you could be hoping we are mysteriously handed some, but the fact that the choice says "try" seems to indicate it will fail.
-- (Maniac64 at work) [Browncoat] ~Board 570901~ All the proteins, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol.