"Hey! Hey Officer, wait up! I want to thank you for pushing down that kid!" Your senses are quavering at the top of their registers, totally pumped that the kid got what he deserved. As you exit through the back of the arcade you are shocked to find that the police officer is killing everybody to get to that other kid! "Holy **** I sure wish I had a shotgun hidden inside a box of roses right about now," you say out loud to yourself. A voice comes from totally out of nowhere and suddenly there's a man and he's giving you a box of roses and a shotgun. You look down at the gifts and when you look up the guy has just totally ****ing disappeared on you. "Hasta la vista... baby," you whisper, shedding a single tear. Whoa! The cop has chased the boy around so much that they're both heading your way!
A: Tell the boy to duck and then shoot the cop in the face
B: Tell the boy to duck and then shoot the cop in the kneecap
C: Shoot the cop wherever, ignoring the boy
D: Say, "Hasta la vista... baby" again and then shove the boy aside and blast the cop right in the shnoz
E: Say, "Chill out, Dickwad" and then try to throw liquid nitrogen on the cop
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