Board 8 > ATTN: Jeff Zero

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im on ur board

spyin on ur threds

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What is this I don't even

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Nothing.

I just saw you on GameFAQs and acted on impulse. <_<

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Hello esurio. I've heard so much about you.

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omg hey esurio how're you doing?

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She's already left. >_> I can convey the messages for you later!

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Ohai, people.

Sorry for neglecting you; I was playing FF7 and stuff.

So what kind of terrible things has he told you guys about me? :P

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It's pretty tough.

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I once heard you slaughtered thousands just to get a five dollar footlong

This was on wikipedia though and there was no citation, so take that as you will

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X_Dante_X posted...
I once heard you slaughtered thousands just to get a five dollar footlong

This was on wikipedia though and there was no citation, so take that as you will

I'd probably remember this

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I don't believe wikipedia would lie to me

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I once heard you slaughtered thousands just to get a five dollar footlong.

This totally actually happened.

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Wikipedia was founded in the city we live in. I've never seen its creator but I've been close to him. Close enough to know that he isn't above lying about such so-called 'facts'.

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I guess I was at work that day.

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I'm surprised it wasn't on the news

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Nah, I totally told you about it, but you were too busy trying to gush about Sonic 3 or something to care.

It was like

"Hey Jeff, I had to kill a bunch of people to get this sub for us before they closed---"

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"Yeah so anyway the director of Sonic 3 said blah blah blah blah blah and it was really interesting because thing you don't care about because you never played the game and I already told you about this yesterday but I forgot and then there was the thing with the lead graphic designer who said his main inspiration for Tails was actually his roommate in college who was a furry and had a thing for foxes and totally followed him around everywhere but was completely useless and I thought you'd find that really interesting WHY AREN'T YOU LISTENING TO ME ANYMORE D:"

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It wasn't on the news because I killed all the reporters. >_>

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"Shiny Suicide? Is that when you have, like, a 1/8192 chance of killing yourself?" - LostShady

Oh, the director of Sonic 3.

Well then yes, everything you said was true. WHY DON'T YOU CARE.


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what's this about Jeffrey0?

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I'd care more if you skipped straight to the funny/amusing part and spared me the 3 months of supplementary background information.

I know you're Wikipedia incarnate, but I don't need to know the name of every game [random person] worked on before you get to the part where you tell me he likes turtles and isn't that hilarious.





....why am I ranting about this again?


I'm tired. D:

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Quick version: Tails makes furries happy

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GTM posted...
what's this about Jeffrey0?

Nothing, she just showed up on Board 8 and started ranting about things that don't even happen!

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Jeffrey has a stalker? Jealous!

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Can girlfriends be stalkers? I was under the impression that breaking up was a prerequisite for doing that whole stalking thing.

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Jeffrey has a stalker? Jealous!

Well if the definition of stalker is significant other of going on three years...

esurio used to post on Board 8; sadly my showing her this site is where her love for Mafia developed. It's never appealed to me but hey, whatev! She stopped posting here when she decided mafiascum is a better place though. Now she just mods games with BakusaiTenketsu in them and doesn't afraid of anything.

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esuriospiritus posted...
Can girlfriends be stalkers? I was under the impression that breaking up was a prerequisite for doing that whole stalking thing.

Girlfriends can definitely be stalkers; the only prerequisite is that the male doesn't appreciate the stalking. My ex stalked me while we were dating, guaranteed.

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You're doing a good enough job keeping up with this topic. I'm sure you could have found a way to hang around Board 8 all day long and deal with the speed at which Tom Bombadil pwns scrubs.

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esurio used to post on Board 8; sadly my showing her this site is where her love for Mafia developed. It's never appealed to me but hey, whatev! She stopped posting here when she decided mafiascum is a better place though. Now she just mods games with BakusaiTenketsu in them and doesn't afraid of anything.

It was less because "it's better" and more because "omg these guys post too frakking fast QQ" tbh.

Also, Sir Chris intimidated the hell out of me when I was a new player, which is hilarious because now I'm in games with people equally as RAWR CAPSLOCK all the time and get to watch people be intimidated by it, but that playstyle bothers me less and less each game. (Plus it's really funny to watch them be wrong when you're scum and they're town and they singlehandedly beat the town into a bloody pulp.)

But yeah, Bakusai is totally in a game I'm modding.

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Sir Chris is fantastically nice, especially if you advertise his user name in your signature to no personal gain.

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Well yeah, but I'm not trying to read all the non-mafia threads at the same time. >_>

And no, I remember Sir Chris being a pretty decent guy, it's just that his playstyle was (intentionally) intimidating.

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"Shiny Suicide? Is that when you have, like, a 1/8192 chance of killing yourself?" - LostShady

My last statement still stands.

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>_>

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Jeff Zero: i cheated on that slut so many times

thats a message I got from him once

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Jeff Zero: i cheated on that slut so many times

thats a message I got from him once

1. That's past-tense. I could have been talking about anyone!
2. I think she's stopped paying attention to the thread for the day; she's talking about various news articles now so I'm going to assume as such. So hah!
3. Wait, that never even happened!

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Deuxcalion IX (1:20:15 PM): hey fool keep this a secret but I'm banging like 7 asian chicks right now that are way hotter than my gf

from AIM

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Wow, who's Deuxcalion IX? Bastard's banging seven women at once.

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can't really hold it against him. who can say no to an asian chick?


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For the record, she's asleep now but I'm pretty sure her reaction would be "why is he doing this without me" >_>; Quite serious about that.

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From: the icon ownz all | #040
can't really hold it against him. who can say no to an asian chick?

She talks about hot Asian women with me all the time!

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Deucalion IX: That X_Dante_X is a pretty swell guy, He doesn't falsify aim records or anything

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Jeff Zero more like Jeff Hero guys.

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From: X_Dante_X | #043
Deucalion IX: That X_Dante_X is a pretty swell guy, He doesn't falsify aim records or anything

:)

Jeff Zero more like Jeff Hero guys.

"Zero the Hero"

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Esurio... Where do I remember that name from? Oh well >_>

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who sleeps at 10:30 am


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people who were up all night disposing of bodies

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a hardened criminal like that has no need for sleep.


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From: JeffreyRaze | #046
Esurio... Where do I remember that name from? Oh well >_>

Possibly... here? She played Mafia here in Summer 2009.

who sleeps at 10:30 am

Well it's 1:30 here. Which probably changes absolutely nothing or makes it even worse. She was up overnight the past few days thanks to crummy scheduling. esurio's kind of bad about fixing her sleep patterns but to be fair I'm no pro either.

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