My distinguished bro colleague and I have created a list of 30 b8ers that we have deemed as "bros". What is a bro, you ask?
"A Bro is a person who would give you the shirt off his back when he doesn’t want to wear it anymore. A Bro is a person who will bend over backwards to help you bend someone else over backwards. In short, a Bro is a lifelong companion you can trust will always be there for you, unless he’s got something else going on." -- The Internet
Basically, a bro is someone you would call your bro. However, it takes a little more than that. Do you have the next level swag required to reach brohood? We're here to tell you.
From: Lockes Ragnarok | #001 "A Bro is a person who would give you the shirt off his back when he doesn’t want to wear it anymore. A Bro is a person who will bend over backwards to help you bend someone else over backwards. In short, a Bro is a lifelong companion you can trust will always be there for you, unless he’s got something else going on." -- The Internet
This is clearly not from the internet. I know for a fact that comes from the Bro Code, written by a certain Barney. I know that because I have the book!
Here's the audio version to prove it. That's not exactly the exact video, but the channel has got all parts that I'm sure all true bros are going to listen to either way, so I'm doing you all a favor by not pointing what part I'm referring to. Also let's face it, it would take too much work to find the part I'm referring to.
#30 Extha Lockes and I had a little trouble deciding whether to include Extha or not. It was no short feat to narrow our list down to 30, but someone had to come in last. Extha’s previous claim to be “bro in training” was a tiny bit concerning as we weren’t sure how much progress he has made. When we considered him, I saw small instances of brodom over the years. He’s no Brohovah’s Witness, but with the proper training and some slight changes, he’d be going up on girls on the reg.
Sorry for the diminutive write-up, but I don't have any stories about Extha that scream "BRO".
#29 Swift My how Swift has grown up over the years. I remember a few years back he was one of those timid, anti-alcohol, never getting laid, no self esteem having dudes. He was the opposite of a bro. I'm glad he came to his senses. What we have now is a "borderline bro". He has it, but it' hasn't been fully unleashed onto the world quite yet. Perhaps he's trying a bit too hard. Nevertheless, I'm positive he'll reach his full potential in time.
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From: -Shenanigans- | #014 #30 Extha Lockes and I had a little trouble deciding whether to include Extha or not. It was no short feat to narrow our list down to 30, but someone had to come in last. Extha’s previous claim to be “bro in training” was a tiny bit concerning as we weren’t sure how much progress he has made. When we considered him, I saw small instances of brodom over the years. He’s no Brohovah’s Witness, but with the proper training and some slight changes, he’d be going up on girls on the reg.
Sorry for the diminutive write-up, but I don't have any stories about Extha that scream "BRO".
Hey, don't sell him short. Sure, guys like Lockes and Commodore are head and shoulders above him on the bro scale, but he doesn't tell any tall tales like certain other bros I could mention.
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ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu (about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing)
Lockes: foolbro makes The Bro List pretty easily, but is severely hampered by his fandom of Lady Gaga. No bro in their right mind would willingly listen to Lady Gaga, it's the equivalent of drinking Smirnoff Ice. Why would you ever ice yourself? I bet he drinks that s*** all the time too. And over 2,000 plays? It's bad enough that I questioned myself on his brohood status, but ultimately we decided that he still squeezes into the bottom three.
Commodore: Foolmo falls into the category of what I like to call an “internet bro”. He has plenty of wit and charisma about him, which I feel translates better online than it might in real life. I know he does have a social life, but I get the vibe he actively does non-bro things. He’s capable of being a bro, I just think he might not want to be. It’s not for everyone. If someone got ahold of foolmo his freshman year and rushed him into frat life and the bro scene, he would have what it takes to succeed. He places low because bro potential isn’t enough if the desire isn’t there. Plus there’s that caution-tape picture. Holy s***. That’s gotta be one of the least bro things I’ve seen in my entire life.