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Board 8 > So I'm at work today and this girl asks my how tall I want to be.

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Justin_Crossing
07/15/11 4:08:00 PM
#1:


I say "I'm fine with my height but I wish I weren't so skinny" and she goes "yeah you should bulk up, just don't bench press too much or else you'll die like *points to other girl* her neighbour did when you can't get it off."

The other girl goes "wait what, someone on my street died?" and then after researching, this is all true and her asking me how tall I was turned into the most depressing thing ever.

(well i couldnt find a way to end it and shouldnt have bothered posting it BUT I FELT LIKE IT)

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Icehawk
07/15/11 4:10:00 PM
#2:


jesus why did i read this

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Silver_Ermine
07/15/11 4:12:00 PM
#3:


Icehawk posted...
jesus why did i read this

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Xiahou Shake
07/15/11 4:19:00 PM
#4:


ask my
bunch press

This topic is a mess.

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Ayuyu
07/15/11 4:20:00 PM
#5:


Who the **** bench press weights he's not confident about alone.

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Diet Water
07/15/11 4:21:00 PM
#6:


protip: if girls ask dumb s*** questions like that just say "I don't care" in a way that subtle in humor and arrogant mockery.

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CalvinbalI
07/15/11 4:47:00 PM
#7:


Ayuyu posted...
Who the **** bench press weights he's not confident about alone.

maybe he pulled a Stafon Johnson and the barbell slipped from his hands.

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Justin_Crossing
07/15/11 4:48:00 PM
#8:


he was apparently drunk

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voltch
07/15/11 4:49:00 PM
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From: Icehawk | #002
jesus why did i read this



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MediocreGerbil
07/15/11 4:53:00 PM
#10:


Justin_Crossing posted...
he was apparently drunk

Some of those girly drinks do taste a hell of a lot like Gatorade don't they?

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Sorozone
07/15/11 4:56:00 PM
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From: Justin_Crossing | #008
he was apparently drunk


This is one of the skits in 1,000 ways to die. Well it not exactly, but it involved drinking and lifting weights.
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Justin_Crossing
07/15/11 5:02:00 PM
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From: Xiahou Shake | #005
ask my
bunch press

This topic is a mess.


for the record bunch press does not exist anywhere in this topic other than your post and i didn't edit the original post

your face is a mess

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Xiahou Shake
07/15/11 5:57:00 PM
#13:


From: Justin_Crossing | #012
for the record bunch press does not exist anywhere in this topic other than your post and i didn't edit the original post

your face is a mess


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Ayuyu
Posted: 7/15/2011 4:14:35 PM Who the **** bunch press weights he's not confident about alone.

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