Board 8 > Oh hey, the awesome topic got modded.

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woops, sorry guys, but hey apparently it didn't offend anyone since it wasn't modded for trolling/offensive/flaming.

oh well, guess we'll never find out who was number 1

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Surprise it was me

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n, you were already ranked.


But this is a conspiracy I tell you!

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what the hell was it modded for? Was someone's rise to awesome through illegal means that would have it modded for illegal activities or something?

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RIP Caelus, 8/1/01-2/28/11
The old account had to be retired :D

My writeup on Caelus who was a gamemaster and beer baron who had a brewerie in belgium that made lager in 1854 and was the first guy to make beer on an industrial level, man i was looking forward to getting to the actual good users.

oh and it was modded for being disruptive.

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From: voltch | #003
n, you were already ranked.

That's the surprise

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did mine get posted? Last time I was in the topic was a few days ago I think. What number was I?

also how could that topic possibly have been disruptive? O_O


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RIP Caelus, 8/1/01-2/28/11
The old account had to be retired :D

well I made 50-40.

so the top 39 left, given how much money the top companies in the industry make, plus once we add in contracts and other TV money, we're looking at several billions here.

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was I 41?!

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Yes Stingers you 41 I also didn't save the writeups but I have the gist of them in my head still.

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nice...what was I?

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you inherited everything bragged about it, b8 was like pfff w/e, so you went lol u gais, then left.

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wtf

appeal that ****

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it had a whole two small letters to go with its caps

literally not against the rules

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was I top 1

I figure I was in the top 1

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From: Aecioo | #015
was I top 1

I figure I was in the top 1

errr, all your assets were seized since you are under investigation right now, so you are UNRANKED!

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they clearly forged their ninja law degrees

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o_O


Start it over with a LESS CAPS topic title.

I was reading all the write ups.

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I could do that, but as for the rest of the writeups, I forgot the order, and didn't bother saving em.

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50 - Ermine

Value: 3.4 million AP(awesome Points)

Business: Animal Furs

See here, you guys were all deceived, for years by ermine. The guy loves animals, that is true, but he also loves their furs, because ermine's one true love is in fact money. Silver Ermine has recently expanded his business to include mink and the young entrepreneur is moving up the ladder. In one of his latest deals ermine exploited his contacts on the black market to acquire stock which had a market value of 12 million dollars. How much did he pay? not a single dime!

Dude's been known to go invisible at times and just murder people, a young master criminal dealing in a lucrative venture, Ermine is as awesome as they come. Rumour has it though that he will begin to further expand his operations by including ivory and pearls to his growing business. The man plans to eventually reinvest all his money into livestock as he loves nothing more than the sound of cattle being turned into steaks.

49 - Jeff Zero

Value: 3.81million

Business: Rapper, gang leader

Yo, yo, yo make some noise JZ IS IN DA HOUSE!

JZ gonna **** yo *******, JZ protects his business interests like no other, when he was a street hoodlum, he got shot 9 times, in da face. He survived the ordeal and decided to write songs about the ghetto street life, dude's had it hard all his life. He's white, he was born rich, his parents where superstars and he did crack cocaine for the first time aged 9.

He used to be higher up this list with a value of 48 million AP, but the glory years of his hit album JZ: This is my Xenoblade and you can't touch it nananana, I got a game you can't get, operation: rainFAIL. But after a scandalous divorce following an affair with famed gold digger SantaRPG he lost it all.

So when he hit the streets Beverley Hills in his Ferrari Enzo, JZ realized he was a nobody, all he had left in the world was a few million APs, some sponsorship deals, a hit TV show on NBC(better than heroes season 2!) and a 12 bedroom house. But life was always tough for JZ, he once broke a nail and used that experience to create music which sold by the millions.

JZ was in a similar situation here, so what'd he do? Why he made himself leader of a gang of fake mexicans and took over the streets and sold maruajana to 16 year old chicks, once they got into debt, he'd then use em to frame SantaRPG as a pedo and he got revenge on the one who cost him is initial fortune. Do not mess with the big Z, he's back on the streets after some tuff times spent in a beauty salon and he is now out to make some money.

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48 - Colegreen

Value: 3.93 million AP

Business: Shiny Green Stones

COLEGREEN, hmmm.....COAL GREEN, hmmm *checks wikipedia*

Coal is a combustible black or brownish-black sedimentary rock normally occurring in rock strata in layers or veins called coal beds or coal seams.

ROCK GREEN, hmm Green Rocks,

In geology, rock or stone is a naturally occurring solid aggregate of minerals and/or mineraloids.

Hmmm, minerals green, minerals, minerals, minerals, AH BUT OF COURSE,



Mineral water, green, Green Water, Green Liquid, no wait that's wrong.....got it green packaging!



Colegreen has made money selling leafstones to Red13n and gotten a lot of awesome points in the process.

47 - Lefty

Value: 4.01million AP

Business: Fraud, money laundering

Lefty is at heart a very sneaky kinda guy, he's a man who wears a mask in public, hiding away all of his evil intentions. At home however dearest lefty our most beloved user, will actually destroy people's lives through various means. He's an expert hacker, he's hired the services of a famous detective agency to track down any dirt on his enemies. There is no end to the list of ways lefty will ruin you, he's an expert conman and his favourite thing in the world is insurance fraud.

Right now, he might be the best in the world at pulling the wool over your eyes and then proceed to crush your budding career. If there's one thing lefty hates in this world, its success. People who enjoy success are a threat to him, nobody is allowed to be better than him and as such, he must beat those pretenders trying to usurp him at the top of the food chain.

Now you may be wondering, if lefty is so good, then why is he ranked so low? FOOLS, he is keeping a low profile, away from all of your eyes, if he were right at the top in public people would start to target him and possibly ruin everything he has built up.
After a career spanning 43 years, there is no longer anything left for him to accomplish, he's destroyed the careers of Amazing Telephone and Steinershocker, he rigged 2 world series, he caused the enron collapse and he trained the men who created the sub-prime crisis. There is however one thing left he has yet to achieve!

Starting today, lefty will try to assassinate a world figure of his choice and make that person immortal.

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46 - Leonhart

value: 4.64million AP

Business: Mad scientist

Have you ever wondered why games like Ratchet and Clank have funky weapons? Heck you ever played a video game and just went, why is this a weapon?

In a litte known secret, it turns out that every one of those creations came from the mind of one Leonhart, the keyblade? yup, he made that. The Gunblade? Do you realize now why he likes the game so much?

Now rumour has it that the genius has actually created these weapons for real and many dictators have offered him millions if not billions to provide these weapons of mass entertainment. Leon responded to these offers with the following:

"Heh, I don't wanna"

Yes, Leonhart actually stopped World War III twice aleady what a hero. Though as smart as he may be, Leonhart still doesn't realize how rich he is, I mean dude lives in an underground facility somewhere in kansas, though no one has ever found out the location of said facility. No one has ever SEEN leon's face, not even his parents, the man's ridiculously hard to contact and the only person in the world said to have regular contact with him is SAKURAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIII.



45 - FFD

Value: 5.2million AP (17.3 Billion AP)

Business: Chairman of the Umbrella Corp

Why so low FFD?

Its because after being on the receiving end of so many backstabbings, assassination attempts, revolts, mind control attempts and more, FFD realized **** it, I just won't tie the wealth down to me legally. FFD has 289 offshore bank accounts one of which is a swiss account worth 840 million AP on its own.

If there ever was anyone jaded with the consequences money has brought upon its this guy, but the world weary zombie fanatic is not done yet. For his projects to be sustainable, FFD needs money and a lot of it, he founded a company not dissimilar to Astrazeneca or GlaxoSmithKline and through aa lot of tax evasion, hedge funding, illegal money laundering and what not he's been able to tunnel enough funds to create his own private army.

But why all the secrecy and why this obsession with the undead?

Well, think about it, FFD as a child was a great fan of those horror classics, Frankenstein's monster always fascinated him, to the point where he travelled back in time to meet Mary Shelley and discuss what inspired her to create such a being. There are many rumours as to what happened during that particular encounter, but one thing's for sure, FFD came back and invested his massive wealth in the R&D for the undead.

The results have so far proved to be, mediocre at worst and a minor success at best, it appears as though FFD is still disatisfied with the progress made, but no one has a clue what his end goal is. One thing's for certain however, his creations beat up Ninjas in a fight awww yeah!

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44 - Coffee Ninja

Value: 5.45million AP

Business: Pop Sensation

What you thought he'd be in coffee business or maybe a man who deals in the assassination business? Ha, Coffee Ninja is nothing more than party going teenage pop superstar. With hits such as 'Hardcore Candy' and 'Boom Boom Boom', Coffee Ninja is currently one of the world's bestselling artists around town.

Now he'd be richer if he wasn't dumb and hired agents and managers who didn't fleece him for all he's worth and the addiction to Rolex watches certainly doesn't help. You will always see him on the cover of Vanity Fair or Elle magazine sporting 42 of the lovely watches. Now Coffee is just about the least smart man on the list, relying on his singing voice more than anything, he's never written any songs, he has no education to speak of, he can't do basic math or even read this writeup. All he's told is sign this or sign that and sing into this mic. How do his employers get around all these problems for TV appearances and various interviews? Simple they use products designed by Leonhart to create exact lookalikes and with the magic of the PR machine owned by Princess Anri, there Coffee appears to be a normal teenage american to most TV audiences.

But this thick user's time at the top is probably limited, once he hits 20, boom he gone.

(this is all i've found so far)

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not sure how many more you ended up posting, but that's all i can get

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He got through to 40. So you are only missing 4. Good catch Dave ^_^

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last i saw, to the top 39. clearly i was #1 and the mods couldn't handle it

also how the hell is that disruptive


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the icon ownz all posted...
also how the hell is that disruptive


"gamefaqs mods"

it doesn't even meet the disruptive category in the ToS. so dumb.

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oh wow, somebody saved em, well that's cool, guess we can continue then.

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well you're going to have to re-do from 43 on unless someone has them.

But you and/or someone else should wikia these just in case. They are pretty fun imo.

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awww thx FD,

lets see I think the ones missing are Koolaid, Stingers, ZFS, who the hell was 42 though? It'll prolly pop back in my head.

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I think 42 was Zazi, I remember the gimmicks each one had at the very least.

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HM was 40.


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oh apparently I had too many CAPS in the topic title,

You should go murder 6 children just to make the punishment fit the crime in retrospect

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RIP Caelus, 8/1/01-2/28/11
The old account had to be retired :D

where's the continuation!

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aw :/

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:)

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blame good wrestling for no new topic.

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