Board 8 > Mercenaries 3 Day 65 Wartime: Burn in Violet

(+) Yeah! (+)

As for what it actually does, it's a 800% higher than normal attack.

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okay navi, 7 years later, I finally went and beat the goddamn deku tree. can you tell me something new please

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Don't you ~ me.

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So did FFD actually Bormina this time or did he send crap to HGR again.

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Oh wait he's waiting on a roll

Dammit HGR now we've literally got 3 people stalling.

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You can cut him some slack though. It was a national holiday.

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I say HGR borminaed and his rolls are randomized from here on out.

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delta timeline huh

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Hey I'm not seizing power here. Did you see any bold.

It was merely a suggestion from a concerned player.

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well actually I can't see bold or italics on my phone so no

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(Though I would strongly suggest someone seize power from HGR.

The more rifts we create the closer we'll be to making mercs moddable via fad topic posting.

What a glorious end.)

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That would be rather humorous, actually.

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zero is ko'd

A+

Comparing Wang to Paul Heyman just feels blasphemous though.

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I paused for a moment as I typed that, but was too tired/lazy/no one else really fit.

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MWIS probably fits better

Even if you have no relation to MWIS whatsoever it's not like the fans know that!

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Yeah, MWIS falls under the 3 Month Rule.

Hell, the 3 Year Rule.

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That works out well enough for me and has been changed to reflect such.

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Drak, while your team lays there, hopefully as uncomfortable as they possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this, because before I leave in three weeks, and leave with the overall Mercenaries championship, I have... a lot of things I'd like to get off my chest.

I don't hate you, Drak. I don't even dislike you; I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in our playerbase. I hate this idea that you're the best. Because you're not.

I'm the best. I'm the best in the world.

There's one thing you're better at than I am: and that's kissing the admins ass. You're as good at kissing the admins ass as Redtooth was! I don't know if you're as good as Chris though. He's a pretty good asskisser. Always was and still is. I am the best Mercenaries player in the world. I've been the best ever since day one when I walked into this game, and I've been villified and hated since that day because MWIs saw something in me that no one else wanted to admit -- that's right, I'm a MWIS guy -- you know who else was a MWIS guy? Luis. And he split, just like I'm splitting.

But the biggest difference between me and Luis, is I'm going to leave with the Mercenaries Championship. I'm grabbed so many of the admin's imaginary brass rings that it's finally dawned on me that they're just that: imaginary. The only thing that's real is me and the fact that day in and day out for FOUR YEARS I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best. At buying mercs, at arguing matches, EVEN PUTTING UP MATCHES. Nobody can touch me.

And yet, no matter how many times I prove it, I'm not hailed as "smart" or a "feared leader", I'm not respected as one of the smartest players, I don't get to be UotY, I'm certainly not on the crappy boardys... But the fact of the matter is, I should be. And trust me, this isn't sour grapes, but the fact that CHRIS is more likely than me to be in the Mercenaries finals MAKES ME SICK.

Oh and hey, let me get something straight, those of you who are for me? You're just as much a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you're the ones playing right now, declaring abilities, then you ask me for advice at 5:00 in the morning, and you try and use that advice because you're too lazy to COME UP WITH YOUR OWN STRATEGIES.

I'm leaving with the Mercenaries Championship on July 17th. Who knows, maybe I'll defend it on Current Events. MAYBE I'll go back to PotD

Hey icon, how ya doin'?

The reason I'm leaving is because of you people. Because after I'm gone, you're still gonna pour time into this game. I'm just a spoke on the wheel; the wheel's gonna keep on turning, and I understand that. But the game is going to continue despite itself. The admins are game maintainers who should be maintainers of the BEST GAME. And you know why? Because Wang surrounded himself with gladhanding, non-senical, douchebag, yes-men like Twilight The Fox, who will tell him everything he wants to hear.

And I'd like to think that this game will be better when the admins are dead, but the fact is that it's gonna get taken over by the idiotic playerbase and their doofus followers, and the rest of their stupid board friends. Let me tell you a personal story about the admins; you know this Silver/KJH debacle...

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wait what. what's an MWIS guy

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Mercenaries Championship on July 17th.

now THAT'S funny

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2013

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Wesker would like to bring Devil Jin to life from the bowels of the unbought list, and also inject him with the T-Veronica Virus

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*wins MitB, cashes in on numbers*

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Wait.

You already didn't renew your contract numbers. You left this company and signed an exclusive contract with the CZW of Mercs timelines this makes no sense. Sophie?

dragon22391has lost 5 points of overness from this segment. dragon22391is losing heat because of a weak gimmick. The fans were confused why a non-contracted worker was cutting a promo in their ring.

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FFD, you're behind the times. all the cool kids play TEW now

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I haven't been able to find a cracked TEW so I stick with the classics.

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yeah, I'm pretty sure none exist

I personally just use the month trial and set it to 7 shows a week, my roster of 10 workers don't complain too much

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since I'm in the neighborhood

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Literally have no idea how many abilities I have left.

But it would be a shame if we didn't hit a month after all this, so I'll figure it out in the next 23 hours.

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you didn't have weaker "revive" a dude with an ability?

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man my phone hates wesker

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Oh right, I guess I could have done that.

'whoops'

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Okay I think this is where we stand:

Lara, Ethan [Dragon, 3x Size Min, Unnerfed Scream, Mark], Robo-Ky, Wild Dog, Aya, Amaterasu [Veil of Mist], Lilith, Volnutt, Shadow, Omega [KO'd], Rogue, Wesker, Devil Jin [T-Veronica] Shepard, Kuja, X, Vivi [Throwaway]
---vsAltair, Gallows, Rudy, Death, Fortune, Lu Bu [Bear, Mark], Cole, Yuri [Screamed], Dracula, Diablo, Zero [KO'd twice]. Grabner w/X-D Dragoon, Sam Fisher
[All Dazed] [All Veil of Mist]

Okay I might actually be winding down here.

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I think I made an enemy of my geology professor yesterday. For our final he bragged about how the two kids who took it early both got 100's, and he expected similarly from everyone else. I only needed 7/40 right to secure an A so that's all I answered and just marked everything else with random letters. I watched him grade it and he just kinda looked at me, recorded my like 44 and I just gave him a smile and a thumbs up

Hell yeah ruining his grade distribution and still getting an A

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That's expert level trolling right there.

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Hell yeah. I used to do that in High School all the time. One time I just started rambling about inane stuff in a History final for all the essay questions and the teacher was like "what the hell"

College unfortunately I never had such comfortable margins in finals I was required to take (usually if you had a good enough grade you could just skip it), or at least it wasn't clear I did, but those were fun days in HS.

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the university always wins though, tomorrow starts 5 days a week of accounting at 8am. and by tomorrow I mean class starts in 4 hours

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Sounds like fun.

And by fun I mean mercs.

And by mercs I mean miserable.

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I dunno mercs is pretty fun

fun enough to do it three times at once I guess

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gelology

You couldn't have gotten a not-8 am section?


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It is getting harder and harder to keep track of what is what.

I'm half convinced Lopen branched the Gamma timeline just so I would inevitably slip up.

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I won't deny that helped encourage me. My objectives were (probably in this order):

1. Piss off and maybe crack Wang
2. Make fun of the state of Mercs
3. Make you slip up
4. JUSTICE

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literally couldn't Drak, since they canceled the class I wanted at the last second

I'm asking my prof if I can go to a later section though, since he teaches two in a row

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yeah dante couldn't you have gotten a non-8 am section???????????????

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my AMP on Dantezoid is now in the triple digits

Jesus Christ can I get my laptop back please

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download a laptop


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