Board 8 > Doctor Doom travels through Kanto w/ a Magikarp as his starter: Cerulean Edition

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Doom IS purge-proof

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Hey Genesis haven't seen you in here in a bit, how ya been?

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"intention doesn't matter? clearly your cashier degree did not require a law course." - ND to Joyrock on the legality of drinking a soda before paying

I've actually been lurking this thread the entire time, it's just I don't normally comment because I can't think of any clever one-liners like GeneralKenobi lol. Other than that, I've been good...

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Doctor Doom stomped his boot into the door which promptly fell by the wayside. He didn’t know why he didn’t like the name Bill, but he didn’t need to take things like ‘feelings’ into consideration to know what he did with things he didn’t like: destroy them utterly.

“Doom has arrived to end your puny mortal existence.”

Bill blinked stupidly at the man who had just entered his house. “Um, hello?”

Doom stared at Bill for a moment before speaking again. “Hello indeed. Do you know who I am?”

Bill thought about it for a moment. “Well I am guessing Doom. You did announce yourself and everything. I ought to have paid enough attention to such a flashy entrance after all.”

Doom’s eyes narrowed in thought.

Doom likes this guy.

“That is indeed correct. I presume you are Bill?”

Bill that very hard about lying given the tone of voice Doom had used to ask the question but decided against it. It probably saved his life. “Yeah, that’s me. I am the inventor of the Pokemon Computer Network. I’d say it is nice to meet you but you did just bash my door in and everything.”

Doom smirked.

Doom really likes this guy.

“You speak your mind openly. Are you unafraid of your impending destruction?”

“Oh, heavens no. I am scared to death. However as a scientist I have learned that there is nothing to fear about certainty. If you wish to take my life then it seems extraordinary likely that there is nothing I can do you to stop you from doing so. Tea?” Bill pointed to a table with what was obviously fresh brewed tea.

Doom looked at his wrist and noted he was ten minutes ahead of schedule. Doom nodded silently and sat down at the table.


Bill poured him a cup of tea and sat down and started to sip from his own. “So… Doom…”

“Doctor Doom.”

“Ah sorry, Dr. Doom. I don’t suppose you have much medical training?”

Doom simply stared at Bill before taking a sip of his tea.

“Right I didn’t think so. A fellow scientist then? How exciting. Do you know much about my computer system?”

“Doom has not heard of it.”

“Well I see by your belt that you have Pokemon. The computer stores any Pokemon you cannot carry around with you and allows you to do all sorts of neat functions! You can trade, you can organize, you can even take them to be in your possession from any PC in the world!”

This system seemed useful to Doom. Time to manipulate it to his advantage. “How much do you charge for this service?”

Bill blinked again. “Well, nothing of course. It is for the betterment of all trainers. Why am I suddenly feeling drowsy?” Bill questioned as he yawned.

“Think nothing of it, mind slave.”

“Mind wha-“ Bill’s head hit his table a moment after he passed out.

Doom swept across the room and stood before a giant computer. He face twisted into a smile as he began to examine what was on it. This could prove very useful indeed.

Doom enjoys manipulating everything to his advantage!

awww yeah

Doom also takes over the storage system and charges for that as well

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Doom may enjoy manipulating everything to his advantage but how does Doom enjoy his tea?

Also, Bill thought*.

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Hmmm.. Virus to insta-steal boxed pokemon imo.

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haha, the Pokemon Center has become a very expensive trip.

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Hopefully Reed isn't storing any of his Pokemon in there. Doom would certainly not hesitate to press that release button.

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*does a Krayt Dragon call*

I bet reed has his own storage box.

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up it goes.

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"intention doesn't matter? clearly your cashier degree did not require a law course." - ND to Joyrock on the legality of drinking a soda before paying

Oh man


just saw this and read it



somehow this Bill is the best one I've ever seen

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You know I stared at 'Bill that' for five seconds before I realized it wasn't 'Bill thought'

the human mind is weird sometimes.

This is why I put these up on ff.net with edits for future generations tbqh.

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I think pokémon storage device inventor is a pretty cool guy. eh drinks tea calmly and doesnt afraid of anything except his own impending doom.

What the hell is Doom gonna do with all the hundreds of billions of pokémoney he's going to have by the end of this venture anyway?

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From: GenesisSaga | #316
I think pokémon storage device inventor is a pretty cool guy. eh drinks tea calmly and doesnt afraid of anything except his own impending doom.

What the hell is Doom gonna do with all the hundreds of billions of pokémoney he's going to have by the end of this venture anyway?

*Cackles evilly*

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"intention doesn't matter? clearly your cashier degree did not require a law course." - ND to Joyrock on the legality of drinking a soda before paying

GenesisSaga posted...
I think pokémon storage device inventor is a pretty cool guy. eh drinks tea calmly and doesnt afraid of anything except his own impending doom.

What the hell is Doom gonna do with all the hundreds of billions of pokémoney he's going to have by the end of this venture anyway?

Convert them into dooms. They're like dollars except instead of presidents, they all have pictures of Doom, except for the lowest bill. It has a picture of Reed.

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From: Anagram | #318
GenesisSaga posted...
I think pokémon storage device inventor is a pretty cool guy. eh drinks tea calmly and doesnt afraid of anything except his own impending doom.

What the hell is Doom gonna do with all the hundreds of billions of pokémoney he's going to have by the end of this venture anyway?

Convert them into dooms. They're like dollars except instead of presidents, they all have pictures of Doom, except for the lowest bill. It has a picture of Reed.

That wouldn't work because Reed is worthless. No amount of Reeds could ever hope to equal a single Doom!

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"intention doesn't matter? clearly your cashier degree did not require a law course." - ND to Joyrock on the legality of drinking a soda before paying

Reed can be the credit card debt

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Ah, yes, the Negotiator: General Kenobi
*does a Krayt Dragon call*

I am glad Bill seems to be such a big hit. It came to me last second.

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Getting better and better...
I'm on the edge of my seat.

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Want some cut-price surgery? Come here into my shed.

Anagram posted...
GenesisSaga posted...
I think pokémon storage device inventor is a pretty cool guy. eh drinks tea calmly and doesnt afraid of anything except his own impending doom.

What the hell is Doom gonna do with all the hundreds of billions of pokémoney he's going to have by the end of this venture anyway?

Convert them into dooms. They're like dollars except instead of presidents, they all have pictures of Doom, except for the lowest bill. It has a picture of Reed.

lmao

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Bump

Doctor Doom quietly analyzed all of the information that was in front of him. It didn’t take him long of course, he was Doom. The man who he had just made his mind slave was interesting. He had found a way to turn living, breathing creatures into digital data for simple storage. If Doom was capable of being impressed, he might have been at this. The amount of research that had been done on making this concept a reality had to have taken the better part of the decade. Doom would have it stolen in five minutes and have it turned to profit within ten.

Doom pressed a few buttons on the computer and suddenly the local Pokecenter popped up on screen. After a moment a Nurse Joy entered the viewing area.

“This is Nurse Joy how may I help you?” Joy said in her usual bubbly voice.

“It is your master, mind slave.”

At the sound of hearing her master’s voice Joy’s eyes glazed over. When she spoke again, it was in a dull, mechanical voice. “Hello, master. How may I be of service?”

“I have acquired a Pokemon storage system. Doom wishes to implement this in every Pokecenter. You will get this task accomplished.”

“There is already a system in place, master. I am unsure if it will be possible-“

“The storage I have taken is one in the same, mind slave,” Doom interrupted. “I have simply implemented some desirable additions to the coding to ensure that any would be Pokemon collectors are kept in line.”

Joy waited for her master to elaborate but when it was obvious that he had no plans to do so she simply nodded. “Will you be charging for this service, master?”

Doom’s eyes narrowed.

Doom needs to lessen cognitive dampeners on his mind slaves.

“Slap yourself for asking such a stupid question, fool,” Doom commanded.

Nurse Joy immediately slapped herself across the face as hard as she could. After a moment her cheek puffed up and it turned pink indicating that there was a rush of blood to the area.

On the other hand, cognitive dampeners amuse Doom.

“Doom wishes to charge the same amount for this service as he does for the healing. If they refuse to pay this service you may inform them that the agreement they signed before putting their Pokemon into my system stated that once the Pokemon enter the system they are legally mine until they are taken out. If they do not pay, then they lose their right to take them out.”

“Would you like me to deposit the Pokemon in your lab for your own use if this should happen, master?” Joy asked with a fair amount of difficulty. She hit harder than she thought.

“No. Doom has no desire to train worthless Pokemon. If they are unable or unwilling to pay what Doom considers to be a reasonable fee Doom will simply start feeding the Pokemon to Doom’s Gyarados, Doom. Doom is sure Doom would welcome the snack.”

Joy had found that sentence very confusing but didn’t have the brain power left to question her master. “Of course, master. I’ll get on it right away.”

Without further reply Doom cut off the connection and moved away from the computer. He glanced over at Bill. The man was laid out on the floor and bleeding lightly from where his head had connected with his sturdy wooden table. Doom was sure he would be fine. Even if he wasn’t, it didn’t concern Doom much. Doom walked over to the table and picked up his cup of tea which was still warm. He took a sip and proceeded to throw the cup against the nearest wall, shattering it. Tea time was over.

Doom turned on his heel and exited the house with his cloak billowing behind him. He had a date with a certain orange haired gym leader to keep.

The Gym Battle quickly approaches!

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Doom walked over to the table and picked up his cup of tea which was still warm. He took a sip and proceeded to throw the cup against the nearest wall, shattering it. Tea time was over.

This part made me laugh the most for some reason.

Another fantastic update.

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Ah, yes, the Negotiator: General Kenobi
<sneaky beeping>

Doom is sure Doom would welcome the snack.


Doom must be fed!

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Doom requires more bumps in contest season!

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Oh man, contest season. Awesome.

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again.

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Doom must make sure Doom is well fed!

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That Gyrados is gonna grow huge.

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Doom has always been huge!

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Doom will always BE huge

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Doom IS micro-transactions.

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Doom is updating soon?

From: Kenshin171 | #335
Doom is updating soon?

I suppose.

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Doom doesn't update. Doom simply is, and we get to read about it.

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Doctor Doom entered the Pokecenter and noted that he was not alone in the entrance. A man with red hair and a long black cloak was currently talking to Nurse Joy in an animated fashion. He wore a smile on his face as he gently patted the Joy’s arm in an affectionate manner which caused a blush to rise to the nurse’s face.

Doom walked forward, the noise from his iron boots alerted the man that he was no longer alone with Joy.

The man turned around and gave Doom a friendly smile before turning back to Joy. “It seems you have a customer. Contact me if you get any information, thank you for your time.” The man’s voice was light and friendly but there was something layered deep within it that Doom caught. The man in front of him had tremendous strength and an uncanny amount of willpower.

Doom’s eyes narrowed. This man was a threat. Doom liked threats; it made it all the more satisfying to crush those that could actually fight back in some capacity unlike that worm Reed Richards.

Joy smiled at the man. “O-of course, if I find out anything I’ll contact you sir,” Joy said as she fought off another blush as best as she could.

The man nodded before turning around to face Doom. Their eyes met and instantly the man facing Doom narrowed his eyes. He could sense part of the danger Doom represented. If he could sense it all it would have made him run screaming in terror. After a moment he spoke. “Hello. I haven’t seen you around before. My name is Lance; I am the Pokémon League Champion.” Lance offered his right hand to shake.

Doom was a master of politics, actually he was a master of everything but that’s beside the point, and knew how this game was played. He reached out his hand and shared a brief handshake with Lance. “I am Doctor Victor Von Doom. A pleasure.”

Lance looked at Doom’s belt and noticed the Pokeballs there. “Are you taking the Pokémon League challenge, then?”

“Indeed I am. I was just about to take care of a few loose ends before challenging the gym leader of this city.”

Lance’s eyes lit up at this. “It isn’t often that people challenge Misty these days. She has grown into quite a beautiful woman and an even more formidable trainer. It would be unwise to underestimate her,” Lance said earnestly.

Doom’s mind was racing. It was true that he did not think much of the orange haired woman, but the fact that Lance deduced that from a single comment was impressive. He would have to do research on this man before long. Doom was very interesting in Lance, something that Lance probably wouldn’t like very much if he knew just what that entailed.

Doom left his thoughts for the moment and responded to Lance’s advice. “I will be sure to take that into consideration.”

Lance nodded his head. “Well I’ve got to be off. I am just in town for the hour to investigate some Team Rocket activity. Apparently there have been a lot of shakeups in the hierarchy lately and it falls to me as the strongest trainer of the region to investigate such matters.” Lance let out a sigh. “I miss the days where I sat around all day waiting for young hopefuls to be crushed by my awesome might. Those were the days,” Lance said wistfully.

Doom raised an eyebrow at that. Perhaps this man was closer to a kindred spirit than he had previously thought.

Lance cracked a boyish smile. “Sorry, I tend to be a chatterbox sometimes. The habits of old age I suppose. Keep out of trouble now, Dr. Doom,” Lance said with a predatory look in his eye. In the blink of an eye the look was gone and Lance was already moving past Doom. Dooms heard the door behind him open and close as he processed the brief interaction he just had with the Pokémon League Champion.

Doom suddenly let out a delighted cackle. The fact that Doom now knew for certain that there were men out there like Lance was news for celebration. When this world fell to Doom’s majesty it would only be after Doom crushed their greatest hope, their champion. Marvelous.

Marvelous...

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He took a sip and proceeded to throw the cup against the nearest wall, shattering it. Tea time was over.

I love your writing Chris.

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So much excellence. So much excellence.

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Lance can't even fathom what he got himself into.

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Ah, yes, the Negotiator: General Kenobi
<sneaky beeping>

I wouldn't be too worried about Lance, the man can handle himself in a Pokemon battle.

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Yes but can he hold his own in a DOOM battle?

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BlAcK TuRtLe grabbed the Guru victory, slow but steady.

The only thing he could handle in a Doom battle would be his intestines that Doom kindly ripped out of his stomach for him to hold.

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"intention doesn't matter? clearly your cashier degree did not require a law course." - ND to Joyrock on the legality of drinking a soda before paying

So he's going to be doomed in more ways than one.

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SomeC - sheer explosives since meeting that crazy hobo.
BlAcK TuRtLe grabbed the Guru victory, slow but steady.

Lance vs Doom is going to be epic.

But first its time to see Doom fight his favorite pokemon.

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All the proteins, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol.

There are a lot of epic fights to come.

And just wait until Doom encounters ghosts.

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Now I feel sorry for the mother Marowak.

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SomeC - sheer explosives since meeting that crazy hobo.
BlAcK TuRtLe grabbed the Guru victory, slow but steady.

More like Mother Marowak that Doom revives to be utterly loyal to him.

...

What?

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