Current Events > The Speaker of the House, on his son's porn consumption

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Antifar 11/05/23 6:21:35 PM #1:	https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/mike-johnson-son-monitor-porn-intake-covenant-eyes-1234870634/ During a conversation on the War on Technology at Benton, Louisianas Cypress Baptist Church unearthed by X user Receipt Maven last week the Louisiana representative talked about how he installed accountability software called Covenant Eyes on his devices in order to abstain from internet porn and other unsavory websites. It scans all the activity on your phone, or your devices, your laptop, what have you; we do all of it, Johnson told the panel about the app. It sends a report to your accountability partner. My accountability partner right now is Jack, my son. Hes 17. So he and I get a report about all the things that are on our phones, all of our devices, once a week. If anything objectionable comes up, your accountability partner gets an immediate notice. Im proud to tell ya, my son has got a clean slate. --- Please don't be weird in my topics <cite>Antifar posted [p:977052824] in The Speake... [t:80612375]...</cite> <quote>https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/mike-johnson-son-monitor-porn-intake-covenant-eyes-1234870634/<quote>During a conversation on the War on Technology at Benton, Louisianas Cypress Baptist Church unearthed by X user Receipt Maven last week the Louisiana representative talked about how he installed accountability software called Covenant Eyes on his devices in order to abstain from internet porn and other unsavory websites.It scans all the activity on your phone, or your devices, your laptop, what have you; we do all of it, Johnson told the panel about the app.It sends a report to your accountability partner. My accountability partner right now is Jack, my son. Hes 17. So he and I get a report about all the things that are on our phones, all of our devices, once a week. If anything objectionable comes up, your accountability partner gets an immediate notice. Im proud to tell ya, my son has got a clean slate.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FolkenRawr 11/05/23 6:23:48 PM #2:	I really wish this was the weirdest shit I've ever seen, yet in the current political sphere it's just another thing. --- Cookin like a chef, I'm a 5 Star Michelin <cite>FolkenRawr posted [p:977052853] in The Speake... [t:80612375]...</cite> <quote>I really wish this was the weirdest shit I've ever seen, yet in the current political sphere it's just another thing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zero_Destroyer 11/05/23 6:23:49 PM #3:	very normal stuff. intensely normal. extremely normal. not worrying at all. very normal, the most normal thing ive ever seen. --- Enjoy movies and television? Check out my blog! I do reviews and analyses. http://fictionrantreview.wordpress.com/ (The Force Awakens spoiler review up!) <cite>Zero_Destroyer posted [p:977052854] in The Speake... [t:80612375]...</cite> <quote>very normal stuff. intensely normal. extremely normal. not worrying at all. very normal, the most normal thing ive ever seen. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
punkfanalways 11/05/23 6:25:03 PM #4:	Huh. I thought it was normal to have web filters for your kids as a responsible adult. <cite>punkfanalways posted [p:977052883] in The Speake... [t:80612375]...</cite> <quote>Huh. I thought it was normal to have web filters for your kids as a responsible adult. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FolkenRawr 11/05/23 6:27:09 PM #6:	punkfanalways posted... Huh. I thought it was normal to have web filters for your kids as a responsible adult. That's what you took away from the direct quotes? -sigh- again, not surprising at all in this current political sphere. --- Cookin like a chef, I'm a 5 Star Michelin <cite>FolkenRawr posted [p:977052917] in The Speake... [t:80612375]...</cite> <quote>punkfanalways posted... </cite><quote>Huh. I thought it was normal to have web filters for your kids as a responsible adult.</quote>That's what you took away from the direct quotes? -sigh- again, not surprising at all in this current political sphere. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FolkenRawr 11/05/23 6:28:55 PM #7:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Lmao the thing he uses - I'd swear it was made by The Onion if I didn't know better https://www.covenanteyes.com/ --- Cookin like a chef, I'm a 5 Star Michelin <cite>FolkenRawr posted [p:977052951] in The Speake... [t:80612375]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Lmao the thing he uses - I'd swear it was made by The Onion if I didn't know better https://www.covenanteyes.com/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Carljank 11/05/23 6:31:01 PM #8:	Lol "Johnson" --- Sorry if my posts make you feel emotional. It is not my intent. Make America Nazi-Free Again. #NoMoreNazis #Wolf2 <cite>Carljank posted [p:977052980] in The Speake... [t:80612375]...</cite> <quote>Lol "Johnson" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wanderingshade 11/05/23 6:32:03 PM #9:	His son probably goes to a friends house to browse gonewild. --- "You're made of spare parts, aren't ya, bud?" <cite>wanderingshade posted [p:977052999] in The Speake... [t:80612375]...</cite> <quote>His son probably goes to a friends house to browse gonewild. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mybbqrules 11/05/23 6:35:56 PM #10:	punkfanalways posted... Huh. I thought it was normal to have web filters for your kids as a responsible adult. His kid has filters for him too. They monitor each other's. --- Currently playing: Megaman Collection 1 and 2 Donald Trump: Inmate No. P01135809 <cite>mybbqrules posted [p:977053069] in The Speake... [t:80612375]...</cite> <quote>punkfanalways posted... </cite><quote>Huh. I thought it was normal to have web filters for your kids as a responsible adult.</quote>His kid has filters for him too. They monitor each other's. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Axiom 11/05/23 6:42:58 PM #11:	Good way to motivate your son to go out and get laid I suppose <cite>Axiom posted [p:977053213] in The Speake... [t:80612375]...</cite> <quote>Good way to motivate your son to go out and get laid I suppose</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CableZL 11/05/23 11:09:28 PM #12:	Josh Duggar had Covenant Eyes installed when he was arrested for possession of child porn. --- https://i.imgtc.com/d9Fc4Qq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/BKHTxYq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/vYYIuDx.jpg <cite>CableZL posted [p:977057766] in The Speake... [t:80612375]...</cite> <quote>Josh Duggar had Covenant Eyes installed when he was arrested for possession of child porn. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BunkerBoy 11/05/23 11:16:51 PM #13:	"Covenant Eyes" sounds like something out of the Handmaid's Tale <cite>BunkerBoy posted [p:977057858] in The Speake... [t:80612375]...</cite> <quote>"Covenant Eyes" sounds like something out of the Handmaid's Tale</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 11/05/23 11:18:11 PM #14:	Zero_Destroyer posted... very normal stuff. intensely normal. extremely normal. not worrying at all. very normal, the most normal thing ive ever seen. --- Always check timestamps. <cite>Machete posted [p:977057871] in The Speake... [t:80612375]...</cite> <quote>Zero_Destroyer posted... </cite><quote>very normal stuff. intensely normal. extremely normal. not worrying at all. very normal, the most normal thing ive ever seen.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 11/05/23 11:19:30 PM #15:	I've learned way more about Johnson and Son's porn habits than I ever *ever* wanted to know... --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:977057880] in The Speake... [t:80612375]...</cite> <quote>I've learned way more about Johnson and Son's porn habits than I ever ever wanted to know... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 11/05/23 11:20:22 PM #16:	Zero_Destroyer posted... very normal stuff. intensely normal. extremely normal. not worrying at all. very normal, the most normal thing ive ever seen. Big normal. Strong normal. Came up to me with tears in its normal eyes and said... --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:977057893] in The Speake... [t:80612375]...</cite> <quote>Zero_Destroyer posted... </cite><quote>very normal stuff. intensely normal. extremely normal. not worrying at all. very normal, the most normal thing ive ever seen.</quote>Big normal. Strong normal. Came up to me with tears in its normal eyes and said... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heineken14 11/05/23 11:21:02 PM #17:	Last republican president wanted to fuck one of his kids. Now the republican Speaker of the House is sharing porn with his. Family Values! --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. <cite>Heineken14 posted [p:977057901] in The Speake... [t:80612375]...</cite> <quote>Last republican president wanted to fuck one of his kids. Now the republican Speaker of the House is sharing porn with his.Family Values! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Soliloquy_Rhap 11/05/23 11:29:56 PM #18:	Axiom posted... Good way to motivate your son to go out and get laid I suppose Far right bible thumpers need to not do that. <cite>Soliloquy_Rhap posted [p:977058028] in The Speake... [t:80612375]...</cite> <quote>Axiom posted... </cite><quote>Good way to motivate your son to go out and get laid I suppose</quote>Far right bible thumpers need to not do that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
C_Pain 11/06/23 12:00:30 AM #19:	It's weird to do it with your son. I do have a porn blocker on my computer though. --- How quaint. <cite>C_Pain posted [p:977058401] in The Speake... [t:80612375]...</cite> <quote>It's weird to do it with your son. I do have a porn blocker on my computer though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
faizan_faizan 11/06/23 12:01:58 AM #20:	I refuse to believe he never did the deed when he was younger. Also, there's no shortage of ways to get off even with these restrictions. --- Allergic to bull****. <cite>faizan_faizan posted [p:977058417] in The Speake... [t:80612375]...</cite> <quote>I refuse to believe he never did the deed when he was younger. Also, there's no shortage of ways to get off even with these restrictions. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DnDer 11/06/23 1:56:52 AM #21:	BunkerBoy posted... "Covenant Eyes" sounds like something out of the Handmaid's Tale Have you listened to any of the Republicans (especially the Speaker) of late? At all? They would pitch us all headlong into Gilead if they could. --- What has books ever teached us? -- Captain Afrohead Subject-verb agreement. -- t3h 0n3 <cite>DnDer posted [p:977059519] in The Speake... [t:80612375]...</cite> <quote>BunkerBoy posted... </cite><quote>"Covenant Eyes" sounds like something out of the Handmaid's Tale</quote>Have you listened to any of the Republicans (especially the Speaker) of late? At all?They would pitch us all headlong into Gilead if they could. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Arbron 11/06/23 2:02:10 AM #22:	Axiom posted... Good way to motivate your son to go out and get laid I suppose Until he gets someone pregnant. Then those anti-abortion laws the GOP are pushing so hard for will become a nuisance Ah, who am I kidding. Theyd find a way to get it done. --- "The US is not a single country. It is ~20 developed countries being held hostage by ~25 developing countries and ~5 failed states." -Calintares <cite>Dark_Arbron posted [p:977059554] in The Speake... [t:80612375]...</cite> <quote>Axiom posted... </cite><quote>Good way to motivate your son to go out and get laid I suppose</quote>Until he gets someone pregnant. Then those anti-abortion laws the GOP are pushing so hard for will become a nuisanceAh, who am I kidding. Theyd find a way to get it done. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kradek 11/06/23 3:46:28 AM #23:	Heineken14 posted... Last republican president wanted to fuck one of his kids. Now the republican Speaker of the House is sharing porn with his. Family Values! "The family that faps together stays together" ~ them, probably --- My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use) <cite>Kradek posted [p:977060170] in The Speake... [t:80612375]...</cite> <quote>Heineken14 posted... </cite><quote>Last republican president wanted to fuck one of his kids. Now the republican Speaker of the House is sharing porn with his.Family Values!</quote>"The family that faps together stays together" ~ them, probably </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sfcalimari 11/06/23 3:50:57 AM #24:	Heineken14 posted... Last republican president wanted to fuck one of his kids. Now the republican Speaker of the House is sharing porn with his. Family Values! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/fa93953a.jpg --- "Tether even a roasted chicken." - Yamamoto Tsunetomo <cite>sfcalimari posted [p:977060195] in The Speake... [t:80612375]...</cite> <quote>Heineken14 posted... </cite><quote>Last republican president wanted to fuck one of his kids. Now the republican Speaker of the House is sharing porn with his.Family Values!</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/fa93953a.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kradek 11/06/23 3:53:01 AM #25:	sfcalimari posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/fa93953a.jpg I don't know who the woman is, but I'm getting some big "IT monster about to unhinge its jaw and swallow those kids whole" energy --- My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use) <cite>Kradek posted [p:977060208] in The Speake... [t:80612375]...</cite> <quote>sfcalimari posted... </cite><quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/fa93953a.jpg</quote>I don't know who the woman is, but I'm getting some big "IT monster about to unhinge its jaw and swallow those kids whole" energy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zwijn 11/06/23 4:07:55 AM #26:	Why are these people so fucking weird? <cite>Zwijn posted [p:977060302] in The Speake... [t:80612375]...</cite> <quote>Why are these people so fucking weird?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DnDer 11/06/23 4:31:12 AM #27:	Kradek posted... I don't know who the woman is, but I'm getting some big "IT monster about to unhinge its jaw and swallow those kids whole" energy Found the image in Wikimedia Commons: Children's Congress, Mary Tyler Moore, International Chairman of the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation, presents JDRF's Hero's Award to U.S. Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert (R-IL), for his pivotal role in securing federal funding for type 1 diabetes research and his support for JDRF. Also pictured: Children's Congress delegates from Speaker Hastert's home state, 2003. As to your comment about monsters and children, I'll leave you with the following reading: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Hastert#Sex_abuse_scandal_and_federal_prosecution --- What has books ever teached us? -- Captain Afrohead Subject-verb agreement. -- t3h 0n3 <cite>DnDer posted [p:977060426] in The Speake... [t:80612375]...</cite> <quote>Kradek posted... </cite><quote>I don't know who the woman is, but I'm getting some big "IT monster about to unhinge its jaw and swallow those kids whole" energy</quote>Found the image in Wikimedia Commons:<quote>Children's Congress, Mary Tyler Moore, International Chairman of the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation, presents JDRF's Hero's Award to U.S. Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert (R-IL), for his pivotal role in securing federal funding for type 1 diabetes research and his support for JDRF. Also pictured: Children's Congress delegates from Speaker Hastert's home state, 2003.</quote>As to your comment about monsters and children, I'll leave you with the following reading:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Hastert#Sex_abuse_scandal_and_federal_prosecution </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 11/06/23 4:32:57 AM #28:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80612338 --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:977060436] in The Speake... [t:80612375]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80612338 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kradek 11/06/23 4:35:22 AM #29:	DnDer posted... Found the image in Wikimedia Commons: As to your comment about monsters and children, I'll leave you with the following reading: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Hastert#Sex_abuse_scandal_and_federal_prosecution What the hell, that's Mary Tyler Moore? She looks like a relative of Kellyanne Conway. Also, even though Dennis Hastert was before my time and I know about him without seeing a picture of him, I instantly thought to myself "that's gotta be Hastert" because the dude looks like Dennis Hastert knowing only his reputation and history. --- My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use) <cite>Kradek posted [p:977060450] in The Speake... [t:80612375]...</cite> <quote>DnDer posted... </cite><quote>Found the image in Wikimedia Commons:As to your comment about monsters and children, I'll leave you with the following reading:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Hastert#Sex_abuse_scandal_and_federal_prosecution</quote>What the hell, that's Mary Tyler Moore? She looks like a relative of Kellyanne Conway. Also, even though Dennis Hastert was before my time and I know about him without seeing a picture of him, I instantly thought to myself "that's gotta be Hastert" because the dude looks like Dennis Hastert knowing only his reputation and history. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IceCreamOnStero 11/06/23 5:05:28 AM #30:	Willingly installing software called "covenant eyes" to spy on yourself and your family feels like something out of a story trying to parody dystopian stories, or a gag for a sitcom episode --- Dokkan ID: 2365415872 <cite>IceCreamOnStero posted [p:977060601] in The Speake... [t:80612375]...</cite> <quote>Willingly installing software called "covenant eyes" to spy on yourself and your family feels like something out of a story trying to parody dystopian stories, or a gag for a sitcom episode </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hornezz 11/06/23 5:29:05 AM #31:	Even ignoring the weirdness of this, someone in such an important public office willfully installing spyware on his devices seems like a pretty serious security issue. --- In dentibus anticis frustum magnum spinaciae habes. <cite>Hornezz posted [p:977060696] in The Speake... [t:80612375]...</cite> <quote>Even ignoring the weirdness of this, someone in such an important public office willfully installing spyware on his devices seems like a pretty serious security issue. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkmaian23 11/06/23 5:54:43 AM #32:	Hornezz posted... Even ignoring the weirdness of this, someone in such an important public office willfully installing spyware on his devices seems like a pretty serious security issue. The fact that the Speaker of the House thinks this shit is normal really worries in terms of the kind of horrifying dystopian shit that might get passed. Stuff like EARN IT, KOSA, and all kinds of other bad things are still floating around both chambers of Congress. People make fun of the alternate timeline conspiracy theories all the time, but reading those quotes made me feel like this just can't be real. Such an unhinged, irresponsible nutjob living in a fantasy land can't really have this much power over our country, can he? This is WAY worse than Trump. --- Cuteness is justice! It's the law. <cite>darkmaian23 posted [p:977060856] in The Speake... [t:80612375]...</cite> <quote>Hornezz posted... </cite><quote>Even ignoring the weirdness of this, someone in such an important public office willfully installing spyware on his devices seems like a pretty serious security issue.</quote>The fact that the Speaker of the House thinks this shit is normal really worries in terms of the kind of horrifying dystopian shit that might get passed. Stuff like EARN IT, KOSA, and all kinds of other bad things are still floating around both chambers of Congress.People make fun of the alternate timeline conspiracy theories all the time, but reading those quotes made me feel like this just can't be real. Such an unhinged, irresponsible nutjob living in a fantasy land can't really have this much power over our country, can he? This is WAY worse than Trump. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Soliloquy_Rhap 11/07/23 8:40:46 PM #33:	DnDer posted... Have you listened to any of the Republicans (especially the Speaker) of late? At all? They would pitch us all headlong into Gilead if they could. This would happen https://www.instagram.com/reel/CyEXqfbu9Dv/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== <cite>Soliloquy_Rhap posted [p:977093279] in The Speake... [t:80612375]...</cite> <quote>DnDer posted... </cite><quote>Have you listened to any of the Republicans (especially the Speaker) of late? At all?They would pitch us all headlong into Gilead if they could.</quote>This would happen https://www.instagram.com/reel/CyEXqfbu9Dv/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kradek 11/08/23 12:52:35 AM #34:	darkmaian23 posted... The fact that the Speaker of the House thinks this shit is normal really worries in terms of the kind of horrifying dystopian shit that might get passed. Stuff like EARN IT, KOSA, and all kinds of other bad things are still floating around both chambers of Congress. People make fun of the alternate timeline conspiracy theories all the time, but reading those quotes made me feel like this just can't be real. Such an unhinged, irresponsible nutjob living in a fantasy land can't really have this much power over our country, can he? This is WAY worse than Trump. It's actually very par for the course as far as U.S. evangelical fundamentalist "Christians" go. I've heard journalists and experts who study this stuff talk about how he's not unique at all when you get into the realm of people who think like him. We just haven't had anybody like that in a position of power or at least not in modern times. For all the faults Kevin McCarthy had, at least he wasn't this sack of shit we currently have. --- My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use) <cite>Kradek posted [p:977096767] in The Speake... [t:80612375]...</cite> <quote>darkmaian23 posted... </cite><quote>The fact that the Speaker of the House thinks this shit is normal really worries in terms of the kind of horrifying dystopian shit that might get passed. Stuff like EARN IT, KOSA, and all kinds of other bad things are still floating around both chambers of Congress.People make fun of the alternate timeline conspiracy theories all the time, but reading those quotes made me feel like this just can't be real. Such an unhinged, irresponsible nutjob living in a fantasy land can't really have this much power over our country, can he? This is WAY worse than Trump.</quote>It's actually very par for the course as far as U.S. evangelical fundamentalist "Christians" go. I've heard journalists and experts who study this stuff talk about how he's not unique at all when you get into the realm of people who think like him. We just haven't had anybody like that in a position of power or at least not in modern times.For all the faults Kevin McCarthy had, at least he wasn't this sack of shit we currently have. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThisIsAKnoife 11/08/23 12:57:18 AM #35:	CableZL posted... Josh Duggar had Covenant Eyes installed when he was arrested for possession of child porn. Wow its almost like its projection or something. Crazy --- AFK: Attack, fight, kill!! The healer is telling you to go pull mobs. Gigabyte RTX 4090 \|\| i9-12900k \|\| 32GB DDR4 3600 \|\| ROG Strix Z690-A <cite>ThisIsAKnoife posted [p:977096801] in The Speake... [t:80612375]...</cite> <quote>CableZL posted... </cite><quote>Josh Duggar had Covenant Eyes installed when he was arrested for possession of child porn.</quote>Wow its almost like its projection or something. Crazy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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A_Good_Boy 11/11/23 12:44:23 AM #38:	Covenant Eyes is the app that got that Duggar dude in trouble for all the CP. I fully support all GOP members and their family using Covenant Eyes. As a demographic those people overwhelmingly need it. --- Who is? I am! <cite>A_Good_Boy posted [p:977151780] in The Speake... [t:80612375]...</cite> <quote>Covenant Eyes is the app that got that Duggar dude in trouble for all the CP. I fully support all GOP members and their family using Covenant Eyes. As a demographic those people overwhelmingly need it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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