Poll of the Day > Something great about being married that I never get tired of is pumping my wife

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Far-Queue
10/09/23 12:51:16 PM
#1:


's gas for her. Why should this gorgeous woman, the love of my life who bore me 3 beautiful children, sully her delicate hands with filthy gas station nozzles?

I am always more than happy to get my hands dirty for her

Plus I love the smell of gas especially hers

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captpackrat
10/09/23 3:04:39 PM
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I use a battery-powered machine when I get tired out from pumping my spouse

's tires.
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Far-Queue
10/18/23 8:40:52 AM
#3:


Your wife enjoy having a handsy man around the house?

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Far-Queue
10/18/23 8:41:13 AM
#4:


Oh sorry I meant handy man

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DesertPenguin09
10/18/23 1:49:39 PM
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Do you also like beating your wife (at video games)?

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Far-Queue
10/18/23 1:56:44 PM
#6:


DesertPenguin09 posted...
Do you also like beating your wife (at video games)?
The only thing I enjoy more is beating my kids

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hockey7318
10/18/23 2:01:42 PM
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One of my favorite things about getting married was gaining 2 daughters from her previous marriage. I love filling our girls up

with knowledge, wisdom, and mostly bad jokes.
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Shrek
10/18/23 2:12:28 PM
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i didn't like that one

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Jen0125
10/18/23 2:20:19 PM
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Lmfao
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