Board 8 > Which of these embarrassed its franchise the most?

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LinkMarioSamus
06/17/23 5:17:21 AM
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Most of these names are dumb too tbh





The 2010's sure were great weren't they?

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LinkMarioSamus
06/17/23 5:24:37 AM
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Already starting to regret making this topic. Just feel like this board made me think Other M is more hated than it actually is - in hindsight even before Metroid came out of hibernation it felt only marginally more loathed than something like Kingdom of the Crystal Skull or Jurassic Park III, and all three have their fair share of fans (not that I'm one of them in any case, but I think both Metroid and Indy get too much hate in general for being "merely" soul-crushingly average. Same with the Star Wars prequel trilogy).

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CassandraCain
06/17/23 5:43:39 AM
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At least star wars isn't on the poll

No this wasn't an invitation to talk about it

Edit oh I didn't even read the second post nvm

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BlackMageJawa
06/17/23 6:14:59 AM
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Other M has bad storytelling, but it's a good, fun game beneath all the character assassination.

If you eliminated most of Samus' inner monologue, changed her panic attack on seeing Ridley's clone to just surprise and an angry flashback, and had Adam actively working to remotely reactivate parts of the power suit after they get sabotaged by the under-utilised 'Eraser', there'd be nothing wrong with the game. IMO.

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KanzarisKelshen
06/17/23 6:17:59 AM
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Genisys isn't even the correct Terminator film to put in this poll lmfao

It's Salvation. Salvation is the trashcan garbage Terminator film.

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BlackMageJawa
06/17/23 6:21:55 AM
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Salvation isn't a Terminator film. It's a film set in the Terminator universe, but it isn't a Terminator film.

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KamikazePotato
06/17/23 6:25:53 AM
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BlackMageJawa posted...
Other M has bad storytelling, but it's a good, fun game beneath all the character assassination.

If you eliminated most of Samus' inner monologue, changed her panic attack on seeing Ridley's clone to just surprise and an angry flashback, and had Adam actively working to remotely reactivate parts of the power suit after they get sabotaged by the under-utilised 'Eraser', there'd be nothing wrong with the game. IMO.
I get where you're coming from with this, but 'if you changed everything about the story, it wouldn't be so bad' is not the most ringing endorsement.

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MZero
06/17/23 7:31:00 AM
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Swerve of the year not having TLJ on the poll. Legitimately shocked

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ffmasterjose
06/17/23 8:27:58 AM
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It can't be stated enough how bad that Die Hard movie was, and we're absolutely never getting another one now that Bruce Willis is done acting. It's easly the worst of all 5. Yes, even the one with Justin Long that was rated PG-13 was better.

Courtney Jai is in 2 movies on this poll LOL. What an absolute charisma blackhole
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pjbasis
06/17/23 10:18:20 AM
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Die Hard 4 is the second best one, 5 is easily the worst

But I think Indy 4 was way more embarrassing as a film than the others mentioned. Other M is embarassing because of Metroid's almost immaculate history at that time, but it's not an outright terrible game like these terrible movies.

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paperwarior
06/17/23 11:15:41 AM
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One of these was the basis of a South Park episode which portrayed its impact as several rape scenes.

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Underleveled
06/17/23 11:26:18 AM
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MZero posted...
Swerve of the year not having TLJ on the poll. Legitimately shocked


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LinkMarioSamus
06/17/23 11:58:06 AM
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KanzarisKelshen posted...
Genisys isn't even the correct Terminator film to put in this poll lmfao

It's Salvation. Salvation is the trashcan garbage Terminator film.

Heh, what with how people like to praise Salvation at the expense of Genisys and Dark Fate these days. I like how Other M is winning the poll despite apologists showing up. I liked it both times I played it but the game was still pretty new back then. After watching Brainscratchcomms and ProtonJon play through the whole thing I highly doubt I'd like it if I revisited it.

EDIT: Also noticed no one voted for The Predator. Guess no one on the board saw it lol.

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LinkMarioSamus
06/17/23 12:00:23 PM
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ffmasterjose posted...
It can't be stated enough how bad that Die Hard movie was, and we're absolutely never getting another one now that Bruce Willis is done acting. It's easly the worst of all 5. Yes, even the one with Justin Long that was rated PG-13 was better.

Courtney Jai is in 2 movies on this poll LOL. What an absolute charisma blackhole
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He was tolerable in The Suicide Squad at least? Then again I don't even think he lasts terribly long in it.

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BlueCrystalTear
06/17/23 12:31:53 PM
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The Last Jedi was great, what are you people talking about? It was Rise of Skywalker that was an embarrassment. TLJ actually tried the new things asked of them and then got hated for that. Rise of Skywalker was visibly rushed and the story suffered a lot for it.

pjbasis posted...
Die Hard 4 is the second best one, 5 is easily the worst
The Die Hard fandom has a pretty universal ranking of 1 > 4 > 3 > 2 > 5 AFAIK. That said, I enjoyed the ridiculous action sequences in 5 even though the movie didn't feel like it was in the right series. That was oddly enough to put it over the massive disappointment that was 2, even though that is going against the grain.

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Aecioo
06/17/23 12:53:08 PM
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BlueCrystalTear posted...
The Last Jedi was great, what are you people talking about?

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Kenri
06/17/23 1:07:11 PM
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BlackMageJawa posted...
If you eliminated most of Samus' inner monologue, changed her panic attack on seeing Ridley's clone to just surprise and an angry flashback, and had Adam actively working to remotely reactivate parts of the power suit after they get sabotaged by the under-utilised 'Eraser', there'd be nothing wrong with the game. IMO.
Unfortunately Metroid Dread seems to operate under this exact storytelling ethos and still has a completely dogshit story so I think the poison runs deeper.

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foolm0r0n
06/17/23 1:16:51 PM
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Metroid never had a good story and they don't need to try. The one twist in Dread landed well and that's as much as you should ever ask for.

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Johnbobb
06/17/23 1:23:32 PM
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ffmasterjose posted...
It can't be stated enough how bad that Die Hard movie was, and we're absolutely never getting another one now that Bruce Willis is done acting. It's easly the worst of all 5. Yes, even the one with Justin Long that was rated PG-13 was better.
Live Free or Die Hard > 2 imo

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Lil_Bit83
06/17/23 1:24:25 PM
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I haven't see any of the Terminator movies except for the first two, so I can't comment.

I've only seen 2 Predator films and neither was the original, so can't comment.

Crystal Skulls is the weakest Indy film, but its not super terrible. I think I "might" have liked it more if that obnoxious little asshole whats-his-face wasn't in it, and they hadn't switched gears to a sci-fy adventure out of nowhere. Ford did great! But is up there in years. It's high time to retire Indiana Jones with some dignity.

Metroid: Other M gets my vote. It is a shitty game, with an overly linear world. The controls needed a little tweaking. It assassinated Samus Aran by turning her from bad-ass bounty hunter, to a meek brain- dead person, who took abusive orders from a power tripping, sociopathic, dumb douche.


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