Current Events > Fox News opinion piece complaining about Chik Fil A's new cauliflower sandwich

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https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/chick-fil-as-cauliflower-filet-smacks-fowl-play-who-needs-plant-forward-sandwich

the free market is being free and taking a stab at something to generate more profits and this is somehow not acceptable for this guy. these people are so fragile that even the mere existence of an alternative to what they're used to genuinely upsets them.

Vegetables are communist

i love how the mere existence of a lifestyle alternative to theirs (veganism in this case) is threatening to them and must be extinguished at all costs. these people are so insufferable

They wouldn't be conservatives if they were accepting to new ideas.

A chik-fil-a cauliflower sandwich sounds like it could be legit good. Sign me up.

I just knew idiots would complain about it, lol.

They live such miserable lives.

"Why can people buy something I don't like? They're gonna take away what I like!!!"

Maybe we'll get lucky and Fox News will collapse trying to figure out if CFA is woke or fighting for God.

snowflakes

This guy is a comedian. He's very bad at it, but the point is that we aren't supposed to take this seriously. Read any of his other equally as unfunny op eds

Fox News can go fuck themselves

A cauliflower sandwich? I might try that.

Actually, the brass wants you to cry fowl. Get it?

Duh. Of course. Sorry. Dont know what I was thinking. Beef, chicken and fast food lobbyists and the status quo. Wait does fast food even have lobbyists?

Fast food is the beef industry idiot!

Right. Not my hamburgers! Almost forgot.

VirtuousWrath posted...

A chik-fil-a cauliflower sandwich sounds like it could be legit good. Sign me up.

You have officially been signed up for the cauliflower sandwich if the week club. You will be receiving your first cauliflower sandwich in two to three business days.

It's funny how this article is being torn apart by Fox News' own comments section.

For all the bluster about pushy vegans, people are awfully hostile towards them even without provocation.

Jiek_Fafn posted...

This guy is a comedian. He's very bad at it, but the point is that we aren't supposed to take this seriously. Read any of his other equally as unfunny op eds

You say this like there aren't non-comedians who believe this shit seriously.

Fried or baked cauliflower is fucking awesome

I'd eat the hell out of that sandwich

I like me some cauliflower buffalo wings but I don't know about a sandwich made out of cauliflower

GranolaPanic posted...

MTG wants the House of Representatives to investigate Chik Fil A because of this sandwich. This is where conservative politics are at in this country.

are you serious?

I wonder what the overlap is between people who are vegan and people who still eat at Chick Fil-A

GranolaPanic posted...

She said it in an interview with a Newsmax pundit this morning.

Investigate them for what? Woke saboteurs of Jesus Chicken?

When they do shit like this it reminds me that despite however violent and dangerous they can be, they are also still very fucking dumb.

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It is apparently okay to deny service to gay people, but really bad to offer a menu option I won't personally purchase.

Conservatives have gone all in on this tyranny of freedom nonsense

TroutPaste posted...

are you serious?

Let them fight

Alt-left Chik Fil A

I keep wanting to laugh at republicans and conservatives, but I am reminded that they still are in power making our legislation and continuing to make things worse for this country day by day. I'm just tired. I can't wait until I'm in a grave and no longer have to deal with this pain of existence.

Dakimakura posted...

Alt-left Chik Fil A

You mean Ctrl-left because they're taking our meat away!

hockeybub89 posted...

You mean Ctrl-left

Oh god that's right they did try to make that a thing lol

God that is so freaking lame

GranolaPanic posted...

MTG wants the House of Representatives to investigate Chik Fil A because of this sandwich. This is where conservative politics are at in this country.

What the fuck?

MAGA: "the left wants to ban cow farts!"

5 seconds later

MAGA: "we need to ban woke vegetables immediately!"

Giant_Aspirin posted...

https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/chick-fil-as-cauliflower-filet-smacks-fowl-play-who-needs-plant-forward-sandwich

the free market is being free and taking a stab at something to generate more profits and this is somehow not acceptable for this guy. these people are so fragile that even the mere existence of an alternative to what they're used to genuinely upsets them.

There's no need for the marketing team to get all insecure and worry about the vegans -- except it's not vegan, dumbass.

what makes it not vegan?

R1masher posted...

what makes it not vegan?

milk and egg in the breading and i don't think the bun is vegan either

R1masher posted...

what makes it not vegan?

It's cauliflower fried in their chicken batter. The chicken batter uses milk and eggs. Vegans do not eat dairy or eggs. So the new sandwich is Vegetarian, not Vegan

AloneIBreak posted...

For all the bluster about pushy vegans, people are awfully hostile towards them even without provocation.

Very true. I barely even see pushy vegans anymore. I see way more pushy anti-vegans.

I had a cauliflower naan wrap the other day and it was very good.

it had pickled turnips.

so, veggie dishes can be surprisingly delicious.

NoxObscuras posted...

It's cauliflower fried in their chicken batter. The chicken batter uses milk and eggs. Vegans do not eat dairy or eggs. So the new sandwich is Vegetarian, not Vegan

oh, thanks

That sounds like something they should be sued over

For a party so hell bent on calling so many people snowflakes, they sure do find the dumbest things to lose their shit over. Oh no! Options are bad! Hurr durr.

GranolaPanic posted...

She said it in an interview with a Newsmax pundit this morning.

source?