Current Events > "I never claimed to be Jewish, I said I was Jew-ish" - a congressman

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Antifar
12/26/22 7:10:53 PM
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https://twitter.com/ddiamond/status/1607528387723120642

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Zikten
12/26/22 7:11:50 PM
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Now ask him to define what Jew-ish means
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David1988
12/26/22 7:13:41 PM
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I can see why people would misinterpret what he meant, at least its clear now

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iPhone_7
12/26/22 7:13:42 PM
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lol

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Maze_
12/26/22 7:15:11 PM
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Makes me think of the time the police refused to give a guy a lawyer and justified it as "When he said 'I want a lawyer, dog.' we thought he was asking for a canine lawyer"

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ScazarMeltex
12/26/22 7:16:17 PM
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This guy's face is extremely punchable.

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__starsnostars
12/26/22 7:16:39 PM
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Claiming to be "Jew-ish" is even more revolting than lying about be Jewish.

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MC_BatCommander
12/26/22 7:17:37 PM
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Every time I think the Republican party can't get more bat shit crazy they unfortunately prove me wrong

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GuerrillaSoldier
12/26/22 7:18:19 PM
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that's hilarious

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gunplagirl
12/26/22 7:20:12 PM
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Maze_ posted...
Makes me think of the time the police refused to give a guy a lawyer and justified it as "When he said 'I want a lawyer, dog.' we thought he was asking for a canine lawyer"
And the courts upheld that bullshit, too.

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Humble_Novice
12/26/22 7:20:42 PM
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Republicans are liars, grifters, and con-artists.
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FelineCyborg
12/26/22 7:24:39 PM
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"I'm not a practicing jew...

....I perfected it." -paul rudd

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dameon_reaper
12/26/22 7:28:31 PM
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Seth Myers used that joke. He's not Jewish but he has a Jewish-like name. He said that at his wedding, his wife's parents would get asked if he's Jewish and they'd tell them He's Jew-ish.
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YugiNoob
12/26/22 7:29:26 PM
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I instantly thought of Lionel Hutz...

https://youtu.be/5yuL6PcgSgM

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g0ldie
12/26/22 7:30:53 PM
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I hate that this made me laugh

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viewmaster_pi
12/26/22 7:35:08 PM
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i never claimed to be powerful, i said i was a wizard

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MileyVirus0
12/26/22 7:49:27 PM
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did a piece on PBS about this dude where he lied about a bunch of other shit and was before this Jewish comment came about. Im starting to think this guy is a sociopath.
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Lost_All_Senses
12/26/22 7:51:27 PM
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I don't know this guy so all I see is the comedy in it. It's pretty funny

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ZangsBeard
12/26/22 7:53:24 PM
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Rofl this would be fucking hilarious if it wasnt so stupid that hes an elected official.

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Irony
12/26/22 7:53:59 PM
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They asked me if I had a degree in theoretical physics, I said I had a theoretical degree in physics, they said welcome aboard


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A_Good_Boy
12/26/22 7:54:15 PM
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He's not Jewish, just circumsized.

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ZangsBeard
12/26/22 7:59:22 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
He's not Jewish, just circumsized.

Man, what a rip off.

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Irony
12/26/22 8:00:09 PM
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Cut off*

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ZangsBeard
12/26/22 8:09:22 PM
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Irony posted...
Cut off*

I hope not.

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kyujo
12/26/22 8:09:33 PM
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wtf

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Antifar
12/27/22 12:33:48 PM
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Update: he did say he was Jewish
https://twitter.com/jacobkornbluh/status/1607774156723986433

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Ivynn
12/27/22 12:36:09 PM
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That line sounds like what someone in a satire or a comedy would say, but it's real life. O_O

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MelbuFrahma4
12/27/22 12:36:35 PM
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It is good this story is finally getting traction. People posting about it or talking about it didnt get much of a response a couple weeks ago when it first broke.

Im guessing it is due to he was silent in those days and now that he responded it is getting pushback.

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Bio1590
12/27/22 12:54:09 PM
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It'd be downright comical how poorly the NY Dems mishandled this if him winning didn't have such dangerous implications.

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Robot2600
12/27/22 12:57:35 PM
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i like how it's obviously fraud but he be like "I AM NOT A FRAUD!"

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PBusted
12/27/22 2:15:58 PM
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__starsnostars posted...
Claiming to be "Jew-ish" is even more revolting than lying about be Jewish.

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MelbuFrahma4
12/27/22 2:20:18 PM
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This only became a story after he won and GOP took the House. No one to on the Dem side seemed to dig into his history prior to it and out him as a liar.

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Lordgold666
12/27/22 2:33:35 PM
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iPhone_7 posted...
lol


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McMarbles
12/27/22 3:35:26 PM
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I'm convinced he's secretly made of gnomes.

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BB_mofo
12/27/22 5:11:38 PM
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Reminds me of the "Curb Your Enthusiasm" episode where Larry David thought he was hiring a Jewish attorney and it turned out he wasn't Jewish, just a really big fan of Jewish culture who had a German last name.

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